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Shiori: One of the only times "Shiori straightens up will be accurate."
The average party member is 4 feet tall is a statistical error. The average party member is over 6 foot tall. Cerin Kalo, who lives in Grey Mont & is only 1 foot 10 is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Adrian, probably
Shiori: Can you alchemy a sandwhich?
Adrian: I can alchemy whatever the fuck I want, motherfucker.
Adrian: I kind of want to hide behind Heema.
Heema: Just bend your knees a bit.
Adrian: You mean bend your knees a lot a bit?
Heema: How tall are you?
Adrian: 6'2"
Heema: ... Ok just kneel and you'll almost be hiding behind her.
Shiori: I'm Shiori, and then there's these assholes.
Cerin (Shiori voice): I'm Shiori and this is jackass.
Shiori (Adrian voice): Shiori, why are you pointing at me.
Adrian: Someone who is not Unit should talk to these guards. *sees Chekai still has their hands on their bow* Also, someone who is not Chekai.
Everyone: ...
Adrian: I am looking at you charisma characters, or /I'm/ gonna talk to them and that's about the third worst thing that could happen.
Cerin: I came here with ... friends?
Everyone: *laughs*
Cerin: It's the best word he has for you guys!
Adrian: It's true.
Shiori: I cam here with... some acquaintances?
Adrian: I came here with... these people I know?
Adrian: Why is the halfling up on the robot?
Emu: He likes to be tall!
Shiori: I'm kinkshaming.
Adrian: WHO'S KINKSHAMING? I'M JOINING IN!
I'm True Neutral, I can blow a woman's head off, but goddamn if you talk shit on my friends.
Adrian
"You banana!" "How is that an insult?!" "It's basically calling you a dick in fruit language."
-the necromancer to the bard
Player 1: If only we had a map
Player 2: If only we could read a map.
GM: If only you knew what a map was
You know what else is a felony? Breaking someone’s heart!
Garrett the Cleric (via outofcontextdnd)
Sorcerer: Please stop being murdery Rogue: I’m not murdery, i’m grievous harmey
Shiori: I am naked and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
Adrian: yea...tonic water is fucking gross.