The Story of some NERDS

This blog is going to act as an archive for the Pathfindorks game I'm helping run on roll20. You're welcome to follow, but I don't think that this will really be funny to anyone but us haha

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Shiori: One of the only times "Shiori straightens up will be accurate."

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The average party member is 4 feet tall is a statistical error. The average party member is over 6 foot tall. Cerin Kalo, who lives in Grey Mont & is only 1 foot 10 is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Adrian, probably

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Shiori: Can you alchemy a sandwhich?

Adrian: I can alchemy whatever the fuck I want, motherfucker.

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Adrian: I kind of want to hide behind Heema.

Heema: Just bend your knees a bit.

Adrian: You mean bend your knees a lot a bit?

Heema: How tall are you?

Adrian: 6'2"

Heema: ... Ok just kneel and you'll almost be hiding behind her.

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Shiori: I'm Shiori, and then there's these assholes.

Cerin (Shiori voice): I'm Shiori and this is jackass.

Shiori (Adrian voice): Shiori, why are you pointing at me.

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Adrian: Someone who is not Unit should talk to these guards. *sees Chekai still has their hands on their bow* Also, someone who is not Chekai.

Everyone: ...

Adrian: I am looking at you charisma characters, or /I'm/ gonna talk to them and that's about the third worst thing that could happen.

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Cerin: I came here with ... friends?

Everyone: *laughs*

Cerin: It's the best word he has for you guys!

Adrian: It's true.

Shiori: I cam here with... some acquaintances?

Adrian: I came here with... these people I know?

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Adrian: Why is the halfling up on the robot?

Emu: He likes to be tall!

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Shiori: I'm kinkshaming.

Adrian: WHO'S KINKSHAMING? I'M JOINING IN!

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I'm True Neutral, I can blow a woman's head off, but goddamn if you talk shit on my friends.

Adrian

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"You banana!" "How is that an insult?!" "It's basically calling you a dick in fruit language."

-the necromancer to the bard

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Player 1: If only we had a map

Player 2: If only we could read a map.

GM: If only you knew what a map was

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You know what else is a felony? Breaking someone’s heart!

Garrett the Cleric (via outofcontextdnd)

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Sorcerer: Please stop being murdery Rogue: I’m not murdery, i’m grievous harmey

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Shiori: I am naked and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.

Adrian: yea...tonic water is fucking gross.