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RISES FROM THE FUCKING DEAD.

YOU THOUGHT MAMA WAS GONE NNONONONONONO.

MAMA WAS RESTING UP.

#;disconnected #( I LIVE )#( I'M H E R E )

MATILDA PINES?

SHE’S ABOUT AS GENTLE AS SCRAP METAL.

#;;selfpromo #( love m e pls )

LIKE FOR A STARTER!!

#;disconnected #( im still here )#( still love this blog to death )#( i just need to find my muse again!! )

mell0wfell0w:

*starts to sober up*

me: i can’t take this

#( |;; modern woman )

you all are lying if you don’t think this is Matilda Pines with any of her children or grandchildren.

#;disconnected #( |;; modern woman )

ming-hua:

shorsstone:

I just witnessed a fucking murder

THE ENTIRE FAMILY

#( |;; VHS )#( OMG ITS THE PINES FAMILY )#( |;; PINES. PINES. PINES.)

the-mr-pines

“ Ya know it would be wonderful if ya called more then ONCE a year.”

#the-mr-pines #themrpines #v. { QUEENS DON'T AGE.}

the other one u uploaded made me cringe -- this one less so.

#;disconnected #( mun face. )

journalthree-deactivated2018020

✏

Send me ✏ for a quick little doodle of your character

#;disconnected #( |;; modern woman )#( this is beautiful omg )

/You are literal perfection! Fran Drescher is the best FC for matilda oh my goodness you beautiful person! This blog made my day <3

WELLLLLLLL ~ THANK YOU YOU PREFECT LIL BEAN <3 <3 this message made my day omg <3 <3

#guardicn #( THANK UUUU BBYY <3 )#█┋ʜʏᴍɴs ɴᴏᴛ sᴜɴɢ

morethanjustastar

“ Oh, honey, honey didn’t your mother TEACH you how to do makeup? “ licking her thumb Matilda rubbed away at her great-granddaughter's cheek and the MONSTROUS amount of rouge that she had stamped on her cheeks, “ Come here, let Gram-Gram show you how it’s done.”

#morethanjustastar #v. { QUEENS DON'T AGE.}#( HELLO THERE! :D )#( i hope this is okay!! )

Matilda: *loses Filbrick in a crowded place*

Matilda: * cups hands around mouth like a microphone*

Matilda: “ MATILDA PINES HAS A NICE ASS “

Fillbrick: * From across the room * THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? “

Matilda: “ Found him.”

#;disconnected #pawnpapa #( LOOK I DID A THING )#( LOVE ME )#( LOVE ME BECAUSE YOU KNOW THIS IS TRUE )

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