send me one of the below and I will either write a ‘one shot’ or starter prompt. For a starter prompt, please leave the name of the character who ‘prompted’ the conversation <3
RANDOM
“The skirt is short on purpose.”
“So why did I have to punch that guy?”
“I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”
“Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle”
“So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”
“Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”
“I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”
“You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”
“I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”
“I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.
“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”
“It’s not fair!”
“I could kill you right now!”
“Knock it off!”
“Screw you!”
“You’re a complete moron!”
“I love this song!”
“Bring that here!”
“I hate you!”
“I’m pissed off!”
“Make me!”
“I wish you’d never been born!”
“I bought ice cream!”
“Kiss my ass!”
“Shut up!”
“I can’t do it anymore!”
“Take me home!”
“Just kiss me already!
“I can’t be in love with you!”
“I can’t believe this!”
“Piss off!”
“I wish things were that simple!”
“I love you!”
“Jump off a bridge!”
“You’re so hot!”
“I have something to tell you…”
“I think I’m pregnant.”
“They died.”
“I want you to be the Maid of Honor/Best Man.”
“I want a divorce.”
“I’m leaving you.”
“I want you back.”
“I got a pet!”
“I won the lottery!”
“I’m in love with you.”
“Why are you suing me?”
“We need to get out of town… Now.”
“I’m going to prison.”
“I quit!”
“I was fired.”
“I got a promotion!”
“So… You know how I went out gambling last night?”
“I cheated on you.”
“You did WHAT?”
DARK/ DARK-ESQUE
“How could you do this to me!?”
“I trusted you!”
“Is that supposed to scare me?”
“Why are you pointing that gun at me?”
“Let me go!”
“Who did this to you?”
“You’re in my way.”
“I thought you were dead!”
“Help me!”
“Long live the king.”
“What did they do to you?”
“What have you done?”
“I don’t care what you do to me, I’ll never tell you!”
“They’ll kill you!”
“I hate you.”
ARGUMENT STARTERS
“Do you ever shut up?”
“You’re such a loud mouth”
“You shouldn’t have said that”
“Fuck you”
“Step on a lego”
“Get bent”
“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you”
“It isn’t up for debate”
“Don’t question my orders”
“I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
“That is the worst idea i’ve ever heard”
“Who writes your plans, the village idiot?”
“That’s mine”
“Give it back”
“Don’t touch my stuff”
“That’s not yours”
“Just leave already”
“The door is over there”
“I cannot deal with your bullshit right now”
“I have my orders”
“You have your orders”
“Make me”
“Don’t tempt me”
“I hate you”
“You are infuriating”
“Just shut up already”
“That doesn’t even make sense”
“Bite me”
“Eat me”
“Kiss my ass”
“Just admit i’m right”
“Just admit you’re wrong”
“You are being ridiculous”
“That’s irrational”
“Listen to me”
“That’s not what I meant and you know it”
“Don’t yell at me”
“That’s it. End of discussion”
“I don’t believe you”
“Don’t look at me like that”
“What’s with that look?”
“Go away”
SEXUAL TENSION/ SEXUAL/ SUGGESTIVE
“Make me.”
“Bite me.”
“If you say so…”
“Kiss my ass.”
“Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”
“Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”
“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”
“Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”
“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”
“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”
“I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
“Wow, you’re hot.”
“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
“You know, those/that (list body part) of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
“Hot damn.”
“So, you come here often?”
“Well, well. My night just got better.”
“Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“You have got a great ass.”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“You enjoying the view over there?”
“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“What do we have here?”
“I see someone’s happy to see me.”
“How do you want me?”
“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
“God, you’re perfect.”
“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
“You. Me. Sex. Now.”
“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
“Can I keep you?”
“You’re such a tease.”
“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”
CUTSIE/ FLUFF
“I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes”
“You’re beautiful, you know that?”
“If I could, I would kiss away all your scars”
“You’re all I’ve ever wanted”
“You’re…magnificent”
“I think I might be falling in love with you”
“Everything about you can be described in one word. Perfect”
“My life would be so boring if you weren’t in it”
“I have something to say. Three words, eight letters. I…got food.”
“He/She is nothing compared to you”
“I need to choose a pet name for you. Any ideas?”
“I hate seeing you unhappy so now I’m going to do everything I can to cheer you up. Even if it means making a fool of myself”
“Your hair is so soft…”
“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”
“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”
“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
“What, does that feel good?”
“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”
“Are you wearing my shirt?”
“You are ridiculously comfortable…”
“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
“You’re beautiful, you know that?”
“Aren’t they beautiful?”
“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”
“Shooting star, make a wish.”
“It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”
“Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”
“Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”
“Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”
“Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”
“I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”
“You’ve been glued to the couch for 3 days. I’m worried about you.”
“I’ve had a rough day. Time for Netflix and takeout.”
“Are you wearing my clothes?”
“You look beautiful tonight,baby.”
“Let’s skip dinner and go straight to dessert.”
“I’m leaving tomorrow. So kiss me like you mean it.”
“I don’t want to ruin what we have.”
“Trust me. This will feel great.”
ANGSTY
“Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.”
“Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?”
“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”
“You should probably sit down for this.”
“Please tell me you forgive me!”
“I can’t live without you!”
“Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.”
“What the hell happened to you?!”
“Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!”
“How could you do this to me?!”
“Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!”
“I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.”
“I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?”
“I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.”
“Do you remember anything?”
“You have to tell me who did this to you!”
“No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.”
“What’s your fucking problem?!”
“Are you crying?”
“I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.”
“Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?”
“Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!”
“When’s the last time you slept?”
“Please, just…say something. Anything.”
“I’m sorry, okay?! Just talk to me!”
“Don’t ignore me. Please.”
“Don’t you have anything to say for yourself?”
“What, I’m not even worth speaking to anymore?”
“Just tell me what I did wrong!”
“Could you sing for me? Just once more.”
“Don’t shut me out like this!”
“Is this how you want it to end? With nothing?!”
“I thought you of all people would be different.”
“I’m not angry. I’m disappointed.”
“I can’t believe this. You always turn everything into such a disaster!”
“I’d expected a lot more from you.”
“Stop being so selfish! You’re ruining everything for everyone.”
“You’re such a disappointment to the family.”
“Why is everything in life actually so disappointing? You get yourself excited every time, only to be let down, time and time again.”
“You’re not disappointing! Just… surprising.”
“I thought you cared about me. Someone who cares about someone else doesn’t let them down like you just did.”
“You could’ve tried harder!”
”I’m not going to lie… I am disappointed.”
“No no! You’re great, but the sex was just really disappointing.”
“Honestly, you’re the biggest disappointment of my life.”
“You weren’t there for me when I needed you. Why do you expect me to be here for you now you need me?”
“I had higher expectations of this.”
“I had higher expectations of you.”
“Why would you do that?”
“Why don’t you say that to my face?”
“I can’t look at you anymore.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“What are you going to do about it?”
“I’d burn you alive if I could.”
“I thought you loved me…”
“I can’t- I just can’t anymore.”
“I cried all night because of you, and the worst part is that you don’t even care.”
“Is what you have really worth fighting for?”
“I don’t love you. I never did.”
“I don’t want you anymore.”
“You actually thought I loved you? You must be kidding. I never even liked you.”
“You were easier to fool than I thought.”
“Why don’t you crawl back into the dark corner you came from?”
“I believed you. I trusted you. I shouldn’t have.”
“Don’t you dare play innocent. You got your hands just as dirty as mine.”
“You used to be such a good boy/girl. Thank god you met me, or you would have stayed like that forever.”
“I honestly thought that we were friends, but friends don’t hurt each other the way you hurt me.”
“Just leave already. You’re worthless to me.”
“I knew you would fail, it was just a matter of time.”
“Oh, that was supposed to be a secret? Oops.”
“I’ll help you this one time, then I never want to hear from you again.”
“I didn’t invite you. Don’t make a scene.”
“You ruined my life. Why would I be happy to see you?”
DEPRESSION/ MENTAL HEALTH RELATED
“You can at least pretend to be happy.”
“Why didn’t you tell anyone what you were going through?”
“You did this to yourself?”
“Hey, hey. Calm down, okay? What got you in such a state?”
“Why have you been hiding this for years?”
“You could’ve told me you felt like this.”
“Trust me, I hate myself more than you do, so yelling at me really isn’t going to change anything!”
“I don’t know what to say, I’m sorry.”
“I can tell you you’re not alone, because I’ve felt like this too.”
“I don’t think I will get better. I felt the same five years ago and I’ve spoken to plenty of therapists in the meantime. I think it’s just a part of who I am.”
“What are you feeling?”
“I know there’s nothing I can say to make it better, so maybe you should just let me hug you for a while?”
“I’m supposed to believe this is you being sober? I’m not buying it.”
“How many glasses have you had?!”
“If you want to keep smoking, you’ll have to go outside.”
“You promised I wouldn’t find you like this again!”
“Have you been drinking? It’s not even noon!”
“Let me smell your breath.”
“I thought that place was going to make you better…”
“You know if you go on like this, I’ll have to send you back to rehab. Is that what you want?”
“Can you remember when we didn’t need this yet?”
“Have you any idea how much it hurts me to see you like this?!”
MEETINGS
“Excuse me. Is anyone sitting here?”
“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”
“Did that asshole just cut in line up there? Jeez.”
“So is it always this busy, or did I just pick a great day to come in?”
“–Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”
“I like your dress/shirt/hat/etc.!”
“Tough luck, buddy.”
“Hey, are you all right? You look upset.”
PHYSICAL INJURY
“Ow…I think I broke something.”
“Can I lean on you for a second? My ankle’s bothering me.”
“Do you have any bandages?”
“Oh god, that hurts so much.”
“Everything hurts. Seriously, I think I broke myself.”
“I can’t walk.”
“Is is bad that I can’t feel my legs?”
“I’ve never felt this much pain in my life.”
“Are you okay? Are you bleeding?”
“Here, let me help, I took a course on this a few years ago.”
“Does anyone know first-aid?”
“That’s a pretty bad bruise, man.”
“You definitely need to go to the hospital.”
“Where’d you get all these cuts?”
“Lie down. Sit somewhere, you need to rest.”
“I’ll get the ice.”
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this has been edited to suit protego-hq purposes and also to remove certain triggers and topics members are not comfortable with. If there is anything on this list which you don’t like, please message admin to edit further.
