Still alive

She/they, I know English and Spanish, also some French and Japanese

[segamascott]

[patipatpatfloofers]

En un lugar de la Mancha, de cuyo nombre no quiero acordarme

[patipatpatfloofers]

Evil Howl's Moving Castle

[patipatpatfloofers]

Oh wow, what a fun fact about Christopher Nolan's movie, The Odyssey

[the-shrimpening]

I hope they cancel football forever just got woken up at 12:30am by yelling and horns and shit shut the fuck upppppp!!!!!! I wanna sleep!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[patipatpatfloofers]

I hate this fucking sport I swear to god.

[tsunamiofcats]

[patipatpatfloofers]

I can STILL divorce your mii butt in tomodachi life.

[patipatpatfloofers]

I hate this fucking sport I swear to god.

[patipatpatfloofers]

The way grocery stores decided to close fucking early because of the fucking world cup. Only for then, the bosses telling the workers "yeah, you have no option but to leave early, but don't worry, you'll make those hours back even if you didn't want to leave your shift early 🥰"

[silly-sneevleton]

USE MY NEOPRONOUNS IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!!!! (it/its, chomp/chomps, thing/things by the way!! Thank you ^_^)

[this-is-anti-subtliden]

Use them :).

[patipatpatfloofers]

I love books.

I'd love to read the ones I have some day.

[patipatpatfloofers]

Y'all have no idea how annoying my country is when Spain wins a match.

[patipatpatfloofers]

COME ON FRANCE, YOU FUCKED UP WITH NAPOLEON. NOW'S YOUR CHANCE FOR REVENGE.

[patipatpatfloofers]

None of you have any idea how deeply rooted my hatred towards this sport is.

[patipatpatfloofers]

Y'all have no idea how annoying my country is when Spain wins a match.

[patipatpatfloofers]

COME ON FRANCE, YOU FUCKED UP WITH NAPOLEON. NOW'S YOUR CHANCE FOR REVENGE.

[patipatpatfloofers]

Y'all have no idea how annoying my country is when Spain wins a match.

[patipatpatfloofers]

Ok Belgium, Portugal disappointed me, but you won't, right?

RIGHT!?

[patipatpatfloofers]

FOR FUCKS SAKE

[ashlgcostumes]

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

[fuckblast]

[patipatpatfloofers]

Also, just to show how unavoidable he is if you're a fan of fantasy or sci-fi. Have a pictures of how much space his books cover in two different stores.

It almost feels like they're shoving him to you.

(Also, yes I know in the first one only says science fiction, but this store combines the two for some reason)

[patipatpatfloofers]

Ok Belgium, Portugal disappointed me, but you won't, right?

RIGHT!?

[ashlgcostumes]

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

[fuckblast]

[patipatpatfloofers]

Portugal, you better fucking win the match against Spain.

I want the streets of my country SILENT.

[patipatpatfloofers]

ONE JOB, PEOPLE