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the entire premise of be more chill is just to avoid multi-level marketing schemes. think about it: an average joe gets approached by their high school bully who now wants to befriend them. the bully convinces him to purchase/sell this product that’s “guaranteed to make your life better.” it’s all about pyramid schemes. joe, i’m fucking onto you.

yo its been a while but its my 17th bday whats up yall i feel old

#laurens talks

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jack kelly is a good character and doesn’t deserve to be overlooked because he’s a main

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Man Corey Cott sure is that pretty isn’t he

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Man Corey Cott Sure Is That Pretty Isn’t He!!!!

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specs: i can’t find my glasses

specs: this shouldn’t be a big deal but i can’t see without my glasses which means i can’t find them which means i can’t see which means,

specs: do you see my problem

albert: well, i can, but i guess you can’t

drearyhours

scene before movie climax:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

kyuumons

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when you forget to message back a friend

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davey: i’d say we launched our strike in a most auspicious manner :)

mush: you say we launched our strike in a ʷʰᵃᵗ ⁿᵒʷ

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irony is Hard To Be The Bard coming on when im trying to write

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The demon barber of yeet street

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a Mood a Vibe and a Way of Life

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My life span would increase by 183992% if someone made matching profile pics of David’s and Jack’s after Medda says she knows the governor

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do you mean…

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honestly rb this if ur bi and u stan tony stark so our bi solidarity validates him

Being Jack’s younger sibling headcanons?? ily??

God bless Luce for her genius ideas. -Contains: the Refuge. Y'all know the deal. -I like to think Jack adopted you after his father died, since he needed some kind of family.-Being his little sibling, he was incredibly protective of you. You two went everywhere together, but you didn't mind at a younger age. He was your big brother and role model. -You two began as newsies together and sold together, developing secret selling tactics. -Your favorite was when he would put you on his shoulders and let you screech the headline. It worked a lot of the time. -You were well aware of his thieving tendencies. You knew it was against the law but you figured since it was for a good cause, feeding the less fortunate, it was okay. -You quickly learned the world was cruel when he was taken to the Refuge. After dinner at Jacobi's, you two were headed to the lodging house when a man in a suit came by and grabbed him by the arm, taking him away. He was 13 and you were 10. -Life without your big brother was hard. You did grow closer to some of the other newsboys, but nothing could beat how safe you felt with your brother. -You frequently proposed rescue plans for your brother with Race, who had been in the Refuge before and escaped. The others were too nervous to do anything. -You and Race decided to sneak out one night to get him back. Despite your nerves, the two of you climbed up the fire escape of the Refuge and looked through the windows to find Jack. -Jack was beaten up badly when you did find him. Panic brewed in the air as you and Race tried to pull the wounded Jack out of the window. -Alarms were blaring when you three ran off into the night. Jack on Race's back and you clutching to Jack's hand, both for your own comfort and for his. -The other newsies were panicked when you three got home, having sent out a search party for you and Race. -Jack had absolutely no idea of what he could say. All he could do was cling to you and cry tears of thankfulness.