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He’s at the dentist and hates it in a psychosexual way

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Did you know! patricks full name is St. Patrick Subway Station On Dundas Street In Ontario Pentland

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actually i dont know if he’s even real

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patrick pentland just invented coinstar for Gene simmons

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Some call him “canadian”

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¿ ?

Same sex couples

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Voting ended onMay 5

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mises a jour de patrique cinqterre

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Il s'appelle désormais Patrique Cinqterre

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do you know his pooping schedule.. I need it for scientific reasons....... thanks

Idk tbh i think the vaping is affecting his patrick pooplands. Aaaand he wont eat his peas

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You're big brother's sexy little vaper. Blow a big pineapple flavoured cloud for me... feel the burnt coils enter your lungs and do mysterious things we won't know the ramifications of for decades #juulsubmission #vapeplay

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Hes never met a girl that likes music before. Wait did he just eat that mouse

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where is he where did he go i cant find him help me

Lowkey try canada

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he wants to know if you feel bad for him. you.

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dont worry about him hes fine

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Doomscrolling on Tiktok. Wanting to be a Tiktok live influencer but he’s too scared