Heya, Kiddos!

(RP Blog) Hi there! My name's Patton, and I'm your new Dad! :D he/him!!

[patt-on-patt-off]

If u had an animal trait then what would it be?

Ohhh, I’d love to be a puppy!! Or maybe a kitty… Heck, I could be a Pegasus if I wanted!The possibilities are endless :D

[patt-on-patt-off]

Gee, I never expected I’d be a frog, haha....

[patt-on-patt-off]

@deception-center you're wrong!!

Thomas does need you, even if you aren't the... Greatest trait !

[patt-on-patt-off]

Patton, can you do me a favor? I need you to check out deceit's blog really quick and just tell him he's wrong

Alrighty! :D

...oh

[patt-on-patt-off]

Do you like him enough to to have a love relationship with him?

To have a love relationship? Like a romantic one?

Well, I'm not sure ! That takes a lot of thinking, and even then I don't really know him that well in the first place :(

[patt-on-patt-off]

No i meant like- love him

Of course I love him...? I guess I'm not quite sure what you're asking, kiddo '^^

[patt-on-patt-off]

Wait Patton do you like like duck-i mean deceit?

Of course I like him!

We're all famILY!!!

[patt-on-patt-off]

@kiwi-the-gh0st

A tsundere? Wow, I really am behind on these terms!

And that's awesome! I'd love to have a new addition to our famILY!! I didn't really think he liked anyone, to be honest, but you know what they say about assumptions :D

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

You know one curse word Patton. One

[patt-on-patt-off]

... sure

Whatever you say, kiddo! ^^

[patt-on-patt-off]

@kiwi-the-gh0st

A tsundere? Wow, I really am behind on these terms!

And that's awesome! I'd love to have a new addition to our famILY!! I didn't really think he liked anyone, to be honest, but you know what they say about assumptions :D

[deception-center]

Wait did u know about virgil's anxiety attack?(and his twin)

I assumed that was what happened, though nobody cares enough to tell me these things. I... I hope he's okay, though.

Virgil has a twin? Since when?

[vurgul-chan]

yEaH mE!!!!!

[deception-center]

What.

[vurgul-chan]

yEaH bRo iM Virgil's bRoThEr vUrGuL-cHaN Virgil-kun's bRo

[deception-center]

H-how are you alive. What even are you?

[vurgul-chan]

i'M vUrGuL-cHaN Virgil-kun's bRoThEr

[deception-center]

I - I'm going to need more alcohol...

[vurgul-chan]

nO yOuR nOt dReAmInG i Is rEaL

[deception-center]

How many more kids am I going to have before I die...?

[vurgul-chan]

Wait Dad?

[deception-center]

They call me mom but.. I guess I am a parent?

[vurgul-chan]

wAiT.. THeN wHoS dAd? iS pAtToN dAd?

[deception-center]

I don't know, the others call Patton dad so I assume so

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Snek boi and Patton sit n' in a tree. K i s s i n g~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[deception-center]

No, it's not like that!

[vurgul-chan]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm im pretty sure you just said that ur the mom and he's the dad

[deception-center]

I guess I did... But it's not, ugh, romantic between us. He has Roman, Logan and... Virgil. I have Remus. Different kids

[vurgul-chan]

dOnT fOrGeT mE

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Wait does virgil have a mom and a dad saying that Roman and Logan r light sides and Virgil was a dark side but- wait...

Plz send halp...

[deception-center]

No, he doesn't like interacting with me anymore.

[vurgul-chan]

Wait but he's still on of ur children

[onthevirgeofreality]

no, i'm not. don't drag me in with this liar

[deception-center]

Example number one

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Wait so does Remus just go around and say "hi mom" to u?

[deception-center]

No...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Then who calls u mom?

[deception-center]

No one.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

So do u just call yourself a mom?

[the-dukemeister]

No!!!! She's lying !!

I call her mom!

[vurgul-chan]

hAi iM uR nEw bRoThEr apparently

[the-dukemeister]

!! Another brother! Ooh, I can do all of the things I do with Roman with you! We're going to have so many fun experiments together...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Holy frick i just realized

Patton and duck sitt'n in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g

[deception-center]

NO

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Yes

[deception-center]

I would never have intercourse with Patton

How dare you accuse me of such

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

And you were saying?

[deception-center]

I...

Listen...

There's an explanation, I swear...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Then what's your explanation? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm???

[deception-center]

I, uh...

Not all relationships have to be sexual!

Patton and I could have a completely platonic or romantic relationship.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[patt-on-patt-off]

Kiddo?? What's this?

Also, is that a new emoji? I like it! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

DECEIT HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!!!!!!! !! ÒwÓ

[patt-on-patt-off]

Oh, what's that?

(He hid in his room before I could ask him)

[deception-center]

Wait did u know about virgil's anxiety attack?(and his twin)

I assumed that was what happened, though nobody cares enough to tell me these things. I... I hope he's okay, though.

Virgil has a twin? Since when?

[vurgul-chan]

yEaH mE!!!!!

[deception-center]

What.

[vurgul-chan]

yEaH bRo iM Virgil's bRoThEr vUrGuL-cHaN Virgil-kun's bRo

[deception-center]

H-how are you alive. What even are you?

[vurgul-chan]

i'M vUrGuL-cHaN Virgil-kun's bRoThEr

[deception-center]

I - I'm going to need more alcohol...

[vurgul-chan]

nO yOuR nOt dReAmInG i Is rEaL

[deception-center]

How many more kids am I going to have before I die...?

[vurgul-chan]

Wait Dad?

[deception-center]

They call me mom but.. I guess I am a parent?

[vurgul-chan]

wAiT.. THeN wHoS dAd? iS pAtToN dAd?

[deception-center]

I don't know, the others call Patton dad so I assume so

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Snek boi and Patton sit n' in a tree. K i s s i n g~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[deception-center]

No, it's not like that!

[vurgul-chan]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm im pretty sure you just said that ur the mom and he's the dad

[deception-center]

I guess I did... But it's not, ugh, romantic between us. He has Roman, Logan and... Virgil. I have Remus. Different kids

[vurgul-chan]

dOnT fOrGeT mE

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Wait does virgil have a mom and a dad saying that Roman and Logan r light sides and Virgil was a dark side but- wait...

Plz send halp...

[deception-center]

No, he doesn't like interacting with me anymore.

[vurgul-chan]

Wait but he's still on of ur children

[onthevirgeofreality]

no, i'm not. don't drag me in with this liar

[deception-center]

Example number one

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Wait so does Remus just go around and say "hi mom" to u?

[deception-center]

No...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Then who calls u mom?

[deception-center]

No one.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

So do u just call yourself a mom?

[the-dukemeister]

No!!!! She's lying !!

I call her mom!

[vurgul-chan]

hAi iM uR nEw bRoThEr apparently

[the-dukemeister]

!! Another brother! Ooh, I can do all of the things I do with Roman with you! We're going to have so many fun experiments together...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Holy frick i just realized

Patton and duck sitt'n in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g

[deception-center]

NO

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Yes

[deception-center]

I would never have intercourse with Patton

How dare you accuse me of such

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

And you were saying?

[deception-center]

I...

Listen...

There's an explanation, I swear...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Then what's your explanation? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm???

[deception-center]

I, uh...

Not all relationships have to be sexual!

Patton and I could have a completely platonic or romantic relationship.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[patt-on-patt-off]

Kiddo?? What's this?

Also, is that a new emoji? I like it! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[patt-on-patt-off]

If u had an animal trait then what would it be?

Ohhh, I'd love to be a puppy!! Or maybe a kitty... Heck, I could be a Pegasus if I wanted!The possibilities are endless :D

[patt-on-patt-off]

Patton = panton

.... I don't think so?

[patt-on-patt-off]

Hehe get it? Because im a ghost?

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Aww, that's adorable!!!!!!

[patt-on-patt-off]

(k this is for joke uses only i dont actually want to die this is for joke purposes only sorry)

:((( it's still not great to joke about ! Surrounding yourself with negative things, even jokes, can make your mindset worse

[patt-on-patt-off]

I wanted to die and Remus offered to kill me because Roman wouldn't

That's not good!! You should never kill someone, even if they ask >:(

Are you okay, hun? You should talk to somebody if you're feeling like that.

[patt-on-patt-off]

Nah Remus did me a favor

That's concerning! How could hurting you be a favour?

[patt-on-patt-off]

K so did virgil tell u how i died yet?

Yeah, he did. If Remus is bothering ya, kiddo, I wouldn't mind givin' him the ol' "what for"