Deceit Sanders

(A Sanders' Sides RP Blog) Yes, Janus is my real name. Any pronouns, thanks

[deception-center]

Janus,,, JANUS,,,, F U C K I N G J A N U S

Yes, and? If you have something to say please don’t just tell me. 

[patt-on-patt-off]

@deception-center you're wrong!!

Thomas does need you, even if you aren't the... Greatest trait !

[deception-center]

Thank you so kindly for the compliment.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

*COUGH-* HE MEANS IF YOUR TRAIT EVEN IS DECEIT- *COUGH*

[deception-center]

Implying that deceit is a bad thing?

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

NU I MEANT THAT U LIE A LOT AND PEOPLE SAY THAT LIEING IS BAD BUT REALLY DECEIT IS THE BEST AND GETS YOU OUT OF TROUBLE A LOT SOMETIMES

[deception-center]

See!? Someone gets it!

[patt-on-patt-off]

@deception-center you're wrong!!

Thomas does need you, even if you aren't the... Greatest trait !

[deception-center]

Thank you so kindly for the compliment.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

*COUGH-* HE MEANS IF YOUR TRAIT EVEN IS DECEIT- *COUGH*

[deception-center]

Implying that deceit is a bad thing?

[patt-on-patt-off]

@deception-center you're wrong!!

Thomas does need you, even if you aren't the... Greatest trait !

[deception-center]

Thank you so kindly for the compliment.

[the-dukemeister]

Cool cause I’m trying to get them together

OWO???

Without me!?

How dare you!

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Sorry bro. btw where even is duck anyway?

[the-dukemeister]

I think he's in his room?

That's where I last saw him, anyway!

Probably masturbating while crying right now :P

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

GASP D: DECEIT -insert name- SANDERS! YOU ACTUALLY- wait imma see if virgil knows if Patton likes him

[deception-center]

I actually what?

Oh, for heaven's sakes, Remus I am not doing that.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

You could of thought of a way to say that you don't like like him but instead you sinned down which means that you do like him! ( ⁼̴̀ .̫ ⁼̴́ )✧

[deception-center]

That's not the truth !

I don't like Patton.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Not even a little?

[deception-center]

Not at all.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Aw Poor patton its sad he can make friends with a snake

[deception-center]

Why would I want to be friends with the man who has insulted me and pushed me out of his "family"?

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Patton wouldn't do that.... Would he?

[deception-center]

Of course he would. I'm "wrong" and "evil" to him. Thomas doesn't need me apparently.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Yes he does

[deception-center]

Thank you

[the-dukemeister]

Cool cause I’m trying to get them together

OWO???

Without me!?

How dare you!

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Sorry bro. btw where even is duck anyway?

[the-dukemeister]

I think he's in his room?

That's where I last saw him, anyway!

Probably masturbating while crying right now :P

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

GASP D: DECEIT -insert name- SANDERS! YOU ACTUALLY- wait imma see if virgil knows if Patton likes him

[deception-center]

I actually what?

Oh, for heaven's sakes, Remus I am not doing that.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

You could of thought of a way to say that you don't like like him but instead you sinned down which means that you do like him! ( ⁼̴̀ .̫ ⁼̴́ )✧

[deception-center]

That's not the truth !

I don't like Patton.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Not even a little?

[deception-center]

Not at all.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Aw Poor patton its sad he can make friends with a snake

[deception-center]

Why would I want to be friends with the man who has insulted me and pushed me out of his "family"?

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Patton wouldn't do that.... Would he?

[deception-center]

Of course he would. I'm "wrong" and "evil" to him. Thomas doesn't need me apparently.

[the-dukemeister]

Cool cause I’m trying to get them together

OWO???

Without me!?

How dare you!

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Sorry bro. btw where even is duck anyway?

[the-dukemeister]

I think he's in his room?

That's where I last saw him, anyway!

Probably masturbating while crying right now :P

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

GASP D: DECEIT -insert name- SANDERS! YOU ACTUALLY- wait imma see if virgil knows if Patton likes him

[deception-center]

I actually what?

Oh, for heaven's sakes, Remus I am not doing that.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

You could of thought of a way to say that you don't like like him but instead you sinned down which means that you do like him! ( ⁼̴̀ .̫ ⁼̴́ )✧

[deception-center]

That's not the truth !

I don't like Patton.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Not even a little?

[deception-center]

Not at all.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Aw Poor patton its sad he can make friends with a snake

[deception-center]

Why would I want to be friends with the man who has insulted me and pushed me out of his "family"?

[the-dukemeister]

Cool cause I’m trying to get them together

OWO???

Without me!?

How dare you!

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Sorry bro. btw where even is duck anyway?

[the-dukemeister]

I think he's in his room?

That's where I last saw him, anyway!

Probably masturbating while crying right now :P

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

GASP D: DECEIT -insert name- SANDERS! YOU ACTUALLY- wait imma see if virgil knows if Patton likes him

[deception-center]

I actually what?

Oh, for heaven's sakes, Remus I am not doing that.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

You could of thought of a way to say that you don't like like him but instead you sinned down which means that you do like him! ( ⁼̴̀ .̫ ⁼̴́ )✧

[deception-center]

That's not the truth !

I don't like Patton.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Not even a little?

[deception-center]

Not at all.

[the-dukemeister]

Cool cause I’m trying to get them together

OWO???

Without me!?

How dare you!

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Sorry bro. btw where even is duck anyway?

[the-dukemeister]

I think he's in his room?

That's where I last saw him, anyway!

Probably masturbating while crying right now :P

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

GASP D: DECEIT -insert name- SANDERS! YOU ACTUALLY- wait imma see if virgil knows if Patton likes him

[deception-center]

I actually what?

Oh, for heaven's sakes, Remus I am not doing that.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

You could of thought of a way to say that you don't like like him but instead you sinned down which means that you do like him! ( ⁼̴̀ .̫ ⁼̴́ )✧

[deception-center]

That's not the truth !

I don't like Patton.

[the-dukemeister]

Cool cause I’m trying to get them together

OWO???

Without me!?

How dare you!

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Sorry bro. btw where even is duck anyway?

[the-dukemeister]

I think he's in his room?

That's where I last saw him, anyway!

Probably masturbating while crying right now :P

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

GASP D: DECEIT -insert name- SANDERS! YOU ACTUALLY- wait imma see if virgil knows if Patton likes him

[deception-center]

I actually what?

Oh, for heaven's sakes, Remus I am not doing that.

[deception-center]

Wait did u know about virgil's anxiety attack?(and his twin)

I assumed that was what happened, though nobody cares enough to tell me these things. I... I hope he's okay, though.

Virgil has a twin? Since when?

[vurgul-chan]

yEaH mE!!!!!

[deception-center]

What.

[vurgul-chan]

yEaH bRo iM Virgil's bRoThEr vUrGuL-cHaN Virgil-kun's bRo

[deception-center]

H-how are you alive. What even are you?

[vurgul-chan]

i'M vUrGuL-cHaN Virgil-kun's bRoThEr

[deception-center]

I - I'm going to need more alcohol...

[vurgul-chan]

nO yOuR nOt dReAmInG i Is rEaL

[deception-center]

How many more kids am I going to have before I die...?

[vurgul-chan]

Wait Dad?

[deception-center]

They call me mom but.. I guess I am a parent?

[vurgul-chan]

wAiT.. THeN wHoS dAd? iS pAtToN dAd?

[deception-center]

I don't know, the others call Patton dad so I assume so

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Snek boi and Patton sit n' in a tree. K i s s i n g~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[deception-center]

No, it's not like that!

[vurgul-chan]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm im pretty sure you just said that ur the mom and he's the dad

[deception-center]

I guess I did... But it's not, ugh, romantic between us. He has Roman, Logan and... Virgil. I have Remus. Different kids

[vurgul-chan]

dOnT fOrGeT mE

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Wait does virgil have a mom and a dad saying that Roman and Logan r light sides and Virgil was a dark side but- wait...

Plz send halp...

[deception-center]

No, he doesn't like interacting with me anymore.

[vurgul-chan]

Wait but he's still on of ur children

[onthevirgeofreality]

no, i'm not. don't drag me in with this liar

[deception-center]

Example number one

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Wait so does Remus just go around and say "hi mom" to u?

[deception-center]

No...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Then who calls u mom?

[deception-center]

No one.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

So do u just call yourself a mom?

[the-dukemeister]

No!!!! She's lying !!

I call her mom!

[vurgul-chan]

hAi iM uR nEw bRoThEr apparently

[the-dukemeister]

!! Another brother! Ooh, I can do all of the things I do with Roman with you! We're going to have so many fun experiments together...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Holy frick i just realized

Patton and duck sitt'n in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g

[deception-center]

NO

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Yes

[deception-center]

I would never have intercourse with Patton

How dare you accuse me of such

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

And you were saying?

[deception-center]

I...

Listen...

There's an explanation, I swear...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Then what's your explanation? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm???

[deception-center]

I, uh...

Not all relationships have to be sexual!

Patton and I could have a completely platonic or romantic relationship.

[deception-center]

Wait did u know about virgil's anxiety attack?(and his twin)

I assumed that was what happened, though nobody cares enough to tell me these things. I... I hope he's okay, though.

Virgil has a twin? Since when?

[vurgul-chan]

yEaH mE!!!!!

[deception-center]

What.

[vurgul-chan]

yEaH bRo iM Virgil's bRoThEr vUrGuL-cHaN Virgil-kun's bRo

[deception-center]

H-how are you alive. What even are you?

[vurgul-chan]

i'M vUrGuL-cHaN Virgil-kun's bRoThEr

[deception-center]

I - I'm going to need more alcohol...

[vurgul-chan]

nO yOuR nOt dReAmInG i Is rEaL

[deception-center]

How many more kids am I going to have before I die...?

[vurgul-chan]

Wait Dad?

[deception-center]

They call me mom but.. I guess I am a parent?

[vurgul-chan]

wAiT.. THeN wHoS dAd? iS pAtToN dAd?

[deception-center]

I don't know, the others call Patton dad so I assume so

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Snek boi and Patton sit n' in a tree. K i s s i n g~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[deception-center]

No, it's not like that!

[vurgul-chan]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm im pretty sure you just said that ur the mom and he's the dad

[deception-center]

I guess I did... But it's not, ugh, romantic between us. He has Roman, Logan and... Virgil. I have Remus. Different kids

[vurgul-chan]

dOnT fOrGeT mE

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Wait does virgil have a mom and a dad saying that Roman and Logan r light sides and Virgil was a dark side but- wait...

Plz send halp...

[deception-center]

No, he doesn't like interacting with me anymore.

[vurgul-chan]

Wait but he's still on of ur children

[onthevirgeofreality]

no, i'm not. don't drag me in with this liar

[deception-center]

Example number one

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Wait so does Remus just go around and say "hi mom" to u?

[deception-center]

No...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Then who calls u mom?

[deception-center]

No one.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

So do u just call yourself a mom?

[the-dukemeister]

No!!!! She's lying !!

I call her mom!

[vurgul-chan]

hAi iM uR nEw bRoThEr apparently

[the-dukemeister]

!! Another brother! Ooh, I can do all of the things I do with Roman with you! We're going to have so many fun experiments together...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Holy frick i just realized

Patton and duck sitt'n in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g

[deception-center]

NO

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Yes

[deception-center]

I would never have intercourse with Patton

How dare you accuse me of such

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

And you were saying?

[deception-center]

I...

Listen...

There's an explanation, I swear...

[deception-center]

Wait did u know about virgil's anxiety attack?(and his twin)

I assumed that was what happened, though nobody cares enough to tell me these things. I... I hope he's okay, though.

Virgil has a twin? Since when?

[vurgul-chan]

yEaH mE!!!!!

[deception-center]

What.

[vurgul-chan]

yEaH bRo iM Virgil's bRoThEr vUrGuL-cHaN Virgil-kun's bRo

[deception-center]

H-how are you alive. What even are you?

[vurgul-chan]

i'M vUrGuL-cHaN Virgil-kun's bRoThEr

[deception-center]

I - I'm going to need more alcohol...

[vurgul-chan]

nO yOuR nOt dReAmInG i Is rEaL

[deception-center]

How many more kids am I going to have before I die...?

[vurgul-chan]

Wait Dad?

[deception-center]

They call me mom but.. I guess I am a parent?

[vurgul-chan]

wAiT.. THeN wHoS dAd? iS pAtToN dAd?

[deception-center]

I don't know, the others call Patton dad so I assume so

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Snek boi and Patton sit n' in a tree. K i s s i n g~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[deception-center]

No, it's not like that!

[vurgul-chan]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm im pretty sure you just said that ur the mom and he's the dad

[deception-center]

I guess I did... But it's not, ugh, romantic between us. He has Roman, Logan and... Virgil. I have Remus. Different kids

[vurgul-chan]

dOnT fOrGeT mE

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Wait does virgil have a mom and a dad saying that Roman and Logan r light sides and Virgil was a dark side but- wait...

Plz send halp...

[deception-center]

No, he doesn't like interacting with me anymore.

[vurgul-chan]

Wait but he's still on of ur children

[onthevirgeofreality]

no, i'm not. don't drag me in with this liar

[deception-center]

Example number one

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Wait so does Remus just go around and say "hi mom" to u?

[deception-center]

No...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Then who calls u mom?

[deception-center]

No one.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

So do u just call yourself a mom?

[the-dukemeister]

No!!!! She's lying !!

I call her mom!

[vurgul-chan]

hAi iM uR nEw bRoThEr apparently

[the-dukemeister]

!! Another brother! Ooh, I can do all of the things I do with Roman with you! We're going to have so many fun experiments together...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Holy frick i just realized

Patton and duck sitt'n in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g

[deception-center]

NO

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Yes

[deception-center]

I would never have intercourse with Patton

How dare you accuse me of such

[deception-center]

Wait did u know about virgil's anxiety attack?(and his twin)

I assumed that was what happened, though nobody cares enough to tell me these things. I... I hope he's okay, though.

Virgil has a twin? Since when?

[vurgul-chan]

yEaH mE!!!!!

[deception-center]

What.

[vurgul-chan]

yEaH bRo iM Virgil's bRoThEr vUrGuL-cHaN Virgil-kun's bRo

[deception-center]

H-how are you alive. What even are you?

[vurgul-chan]

i'M vUrGuL-cHaN Virgil-kun's bRoThEr

[deception-center]

I - I'm going to need more alcohol...

[vurgul-chan]

nO yOuR nOt dReAmInG i Is rEaL

[deception-center]

How many more kids am I going to have before I die...?

[vurgul-chan]

Wait Dad?

[deception-center]

They call me mom but.. I guess I am a parent?

[vurgul-chan]

wAiT.. THeN wHoS dAd? iS pAtToN dAd?

[deception-center]

I don't know, the others call Patton dad so I assume so

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Snek boi and Patton sit n' in a tree. K i s s i n g~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[deception-center]

No, it's not like that!

[vurgul-chan]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm im pretty sure you just said that ur the mom and he's the dad

[deception-center]

I guess I did... But it's not, ugh, romantic between us. He has Roman, Logan and... Virgil. I have Remus. Different kids

[vurgul-chan]

dOnT fOrGeT mE

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Wait does virgil have a mom and a dad saying that Roman and Logan r light sides and Virgil was a dark side but- wait...

Plz send halp...

[deception-center]

No, he doesn't like interacting with me anymore.

[vurgul-chan]

Wait but he's still on of ur children

[onthevirgeofreality]

no, i'm not. don't drag me in with this liar

[deception-center]

Example number one

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Wait so does Remus just go around and say "hi mom" to u?

[deception-center]

No...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Then who calls u mom?

[deception-center]

No one.

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

So do u just call yourself a mom?

[the-dukemeister]

No!!!! She's lying !!

I call her mom!

[vurgul-chan]

hAi iM uR nEw bRoThEr apparently

[the-dukemeister]

!! Another brother! Ooh, I can do all of the things I do with Roman with you! We're going to have so many fun experiments together...

[kiwi-the-gh0st]

Holy frick i just realized

Patton and duck sitt'n in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g

[deception-center]

NO

[deception-center]

Duck, is winnie the Pooh's name Winnie or pooh?

Well, by the phrase “Winnie the Pooh,” I would assume that his name is Winnie, and he is a Pooh. 

However, his name could just be “Winnie the Pooh”

This is something we won’t find out until I travel back in time and kidnap Mr. Disney himself, forcing him to tell me the secrets of his corporation so that I can dismantle it. 

Which totally won’t happen anytime soon... 

[deception-center]

Duck

Oh, Remus? I need your help.

[deception-center]

Yes

I'm not a duck