It's Pat

Hi! 🐧🍍💜🌺🍄

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I had an idea for a post but I forgot it too quick. Truly, I am tortured

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Weh

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It appears I have not been posting as of late. I am sure I would feel much more incentivized to post more often if everyone who saw this mailed me 5 dollars and a packet of Oreos

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Treuse gaming

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💜 <( So, you're just gonna be here now? )

🍀 <( Seems like it, yes )

🌺 <( And you two knew this would be happening the whole time? )

🐧 <( Pretty much )

🍄 <( Mushroom )

🍀 <( A dash of green should help liven the place up, I reckon. Hope we get along fine )

💜 <( Well, I'm glad to have a new face around! We'll be sure to show you around the place so you can settle in )

🌺 <( You're not hiding any more secrets from the rest of us, are you? )

🐧 <( Pretty sure I'm not. Not so sure about this one though )

🍄 <( Mushroom )

🌺 <( Well, that's a given )

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Top 10 reasons to live your life with an oxpecker on your head:

Pecking you constantly

Pecking you persistently

Might get some bugs sometimes

Pecking you ceaselessly

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Fish paste

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They're inventing clams that eat you. Unless you are a tiny little plankton, in which case nothing will be changing and don't worry about it

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Post about spiders pet spiders world where arthropods are big pet bees petting a bee walking a spider on a leash pet arthropods big arthropod bee spider

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How do you think the flatworms feel about their genetically identical clones if they end up splitting in half? That's them, but clearly it's not them. Looking at your own living reflection...creepy

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Today is a day of love. There are many things I love in this world, such as birds, colors, mushrooms, a certain someone, Peruvian cuisine, and the Splatoon series. There are more things of course, and there will probably be more in the future. It's nice to have anything to love, light and color that paints the world around you. Hope you can hold onto the love in your life as well

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Post this oyster when you have nothing else to say

🦪 <( Hello, I am an oyster and I have quite a lot to say. Did you know that ocean acidification is causing problems in the ability of oysters such as myself to calcify and create proper shells for ourselves? Unbelievable! No matter how much milk I drink, it's not going to counteract a whole ocean's worth of dissolving carbon dioxide working against us at every moment. Though of course, milk is not the only proper source of calcium you have to include in your diet. It can also be found in various beans, and leafy vegetables, and- )

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💜 <( Well, I guess I gave up on the green thing pretty quickly. But I'm glad I tried! )

🌺 <( New year resolutions can be finnicky, can't they? I'm still working on trying new herbal teas every week, myself )

🐧 <( Ah well. But it really is a shame that no one here will be green from here on out )

💜 <( ...? )

🐧 <( ... )

🌺 <( ...Anyway my favorit- )

🐧 <( I SAID, it sure is a SHAME no one here is GREEN )

🍀 <( Oh goodness me my apologies I got distracted for a moment. Yes, hello everyone )

💜 <( What!!! Who the heck are you!!! )

🍄 <( Big lore reveal )

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Red alert, red alert. Our ranks have been infiltrated. We need to find out which one of us is secretly an owl before it's too late for anyone

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Splatoon is the kind of game that lets you get gender envy from yourself

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Animal Crossing does this too actually

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🍄‍🟫 <( Mushroom )

🐧 <( Why the heck are you brown now )

🍄‍🟫 <( New year. New me )

🐧 <( Is this just paint or did you transfer your consciousness to a separate fruiting body altogether )

🍄‍🟫 <( Who is to say. Mushroom )

💚 <( New year, new me! )

🐧 <( Why are you GREEN )

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Splatoon is the kind of game that lets you get gender envy from yourself