Hottest wolf in the pack

Don't hesitate to talk to me...if you dare😈

[paul-lahote]

Say hi to Rachel for me

No? Why the fuck would I? And who the fuck are you anyway? Lemme just say to her that "some random dude on the Internet wanted to greet you for no reason at all"

[paul-lahote]

What's your opinion on quembry ship?

Weird as fuck. They're my packbrothers. Just like that you have 2 brothers and someone ships them. Like wtf dude💀

[bellasdumptruckass]

what Sam saw when he found Bella in the woods in New Moon:

[paul-lahote]

😂😂fucking hell, this is golden😂😂

[paul-lahote]

Hey Paul! First ma man how are you? I hope your doing great! Say hi for Rachel for me?

My main question you really think Embry is Sam's half-lil bro?

Of course I'm doing good, as always✌️ And I was told to say hi back to you, from Rachel. So... hi?

And wtf is that question?😆 How am I supposed to know that?🙄😂 I mean, it would explain why he'd be so protective over Embry, but idk. I don't care too much either. I'm seriously weirded out by the thought of being bossed around by one and hanging out with the other, while they're partly the same. No, just no. I already get a trauma thinking about it🤢

But I guess if you really want to know, you gotta ask @sam-uley instead

[abbeyx]

Tag People You Want to Know Better

thank you @paperbackpropensity for tagging me!! I also really want to go to Venice 👀 have been to Bologna and Florence, but not Venice!

Relationship status: married (2 years this summer)

Favorite color: every soft and warm yellow 💛

Song stuck in my head: Come On In by Brad Mack (everyone go check them out, they’re self-described as “tropical indie”)

Last song I listened to: Aqua Regia by Sleep Token

Three favorite foods: instant ramen, any good sandwich, pasta

Last things I Googled: sea lung, jean seberg breathless, muntjac deer (first two related to/while reading Our Wives Under The Sea)

Dream trip: very tempted to go with Florence for a week or two, as we were only there for a day, but I’d also really love to go to Seoul (specifically Gwangjang Market too…😋🤤)

annnd…that brings me to you guys, feel free to do this or not! no pressure (as always): @agardenandlibrary @mimisreadingnook @gatheryepens @stark-raving-romantic @northernreads @mountainmaven

thanks again for tagging me! 💖

[stark-raving-romantic]

Thank you, @abbeyx for tagging me!

Relationship Status: single.

Favorite Color: shades of purple, from dark to lilac.

Song Stuck in my head: One Last Dance (Indila).

Last song I listened to: Supermassive Black Hole (Muse).

Three favorite foods: Spaghetti, vegetable roasted pizza, and strawberries.

Last things I googled: small coastal towns in Maine (for something I'm writing), witch scholar poet dreamer and the rest, eclipses in 2008 (also for something I'm writing).

Dream Trip: because I'm never NOT obsessed with Twilight, I want to go to Forks/La Push. It'd be a cross country road trip with camping and I'd be so flipping annoying about it, a million pictures and rereading the books on the way there. @wuthering-moors @livelaughlapush @cozycoffeereads @crowbones @harmonysmash @duchessofvolterra @redwerewolf @jessicanjpa

[harmonysmash]

thanks for tagging me @stark-raving-romantic

Relationship Status: single

Favorite Color: marigold, burgundy, brown, that type of blue so dark it looks black

Song Stuck in my head: Childish Gambino singing So Into You (youtube)

Last song I listened to: M-Flo's The Love Bug (youtube/spotify)

Three favorite foods: Meatloaf, Cheese and Crackers, Sweets (all of them)

Last things I googled: senators against s686 (bc I wanted to see if mine had spoken out against the TikTok ban/RESTRICT act), off-the-shoulder tops (sometime in the nebulous future I want to sew myself an entire wardrobe and I’m looking for inspo right now), elite bistro bread maker (because we lost the manual for the bread maker)

Dream Trip: My mom randomly said she wanted to go to Japan so I'm going to say that.

@howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis @kellythepitiablefangirl @personalheroin

[personalheroin]

thanks for tagging me @harmonysmash

Relationship Status: single

Favorite Color: soft yellow and pink

Song Stuck in my head: Bigger Than Me by LT

Last song I listened to: French Becky by Grace Mitchell

Three favorite foods: Chicken Nuggets, Takis, and broccoli

Last things I googled: ts4 infanct cc eyes, default eyes sims 4 cc

Dream Trip: I want to camp in the mountains of norway for a month :))

@kwop-kilawtley @dukeofdelirium @leahclearwlwater @leah-clearvvater

[leah-clearvvater]

Thanks for tagging ❤️

Relationship status: single

Favourite colour: either forest green or sage green

Song stuck in my head: charmless man by blur

Last song I listened to: my girl lollipop by bad manners

Three favourite foods: lasagna curry and sausage rolls

Last thing I googled: find your family tree

Dream trip: camping in any maritime forest

Not sure who to put @edwardsshinyvulva @edwardsmedow

[edwardsmedow]

Relationship status: ghosted

Favourite colour: blue

Song stuck in my head: so macho by sinetta

Last song I listened to: barbie girl by aqua

Three favourite foods: pho cheese and beans on toast

Last thing I googled: what is a maritime forest

Dream trip: anywhere warm

Tagging @paul-lahote (I bet you'll give some interesting answers)

[paul-lahote]

Thanks I guess?😆

Relationship status: imprinted

Fav color: green

Song stuck in my head: how you remind me

Last listened song: rip it open by deadly guns

3 fav foods: muffins, baked chicken, fried chicken

Last googled: how to kill someone and make it seem like an accident

Dream trip: staying home. And I mean without being yelled at by Sam for needing to do my shifts, or the rest as they blame me for eating all the food

Only tagging @sam-uley so he hopefully won't give me another lecture for my answers as it's my business and not his. Other than that, I'm not gonna tag anyone, I don't care who is joining and who isn't

[spiderweb-bf]

I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

[edwardsmedow]

@paul-lahote

[paul-lahote]

Isn't that the entire point of being a shapeshifer?🤨😂

[sam-uley]

No. Its not.

[paul-lahote]

It is🙄 just not for you🙄 but for me it is, and it works great😆✌️

[incorrectwolfpack]

Sam: I think we have a problem

Paul: what? The fire?

Sam: no I ... wait what fire?

Paul: Don’t worry about it, this sounds much more interesting

[paul-lahote]

Let's get a crime brûléé, and tell stories in around the fire, like a campfire😂

[sam-uley]

There's a burn mark on my bench. You boys will be on your hands and knees in maid outfits every day till its gone!

[paul-lahote]

What the fuck. That sounds really weird, Sam😂 And no, I'm not fucking doing that😂

[sam-uley]

You have a twisted mind dont you? You made the mess so you better clean it

[paul-lahote]

Come again? You literally said you want us on our fucking hands and knees, in fucking maid outfits, and you're calling me the one with the twisted mind?

And even if I wanted, you said that I should stay out of your house, so I can't. So I'll pass😆

[incorrectwolfpack]

Sam: I think we have a problem

Paul: what? The fire?

Sam: no I ... wait what fire?

Paul: Don’t worry about it, this sounds much more interesting

[paul-lahote]

Let's get a crime brûléé, and tell stories in around the fire, like a campfire😂

[sam-uley]

There's a burn mark on my bench. You boys will be on your hands and knees in maid outfits every day till its gone!

[paul-lahote]

What the fuck. That sounds really weird, Sam😂 And no, I'm not fucking doing that😂

[spiderweb-bf]

I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

[edwardsmedow]

@paul-lahote

[paul-lahote]

Isn't that the entire point of being a shapeshifer?🤨😂

[paul-lahote]

I'm back, bitches! After lots of issues, I got my account back😎

My other accounts I used (the only one what didn't get removed is @paul---lahote) is not gonna be used again. Only when I'm having trouble with this one again.

[incorrectwolfpack]

Sam: I think we have a problem

Paul: what? The fire?

Sam: no I ... wait what fire?

Paul: Don’t worry about it, this sounds much more interesting

[paul-lahote]

Let's get a crime brûléé, and tell stories in around the fire, like a campfire😂

[blackpack]

Paul to Bella: Sup, bitch?

Sam: NICER

Paul in a pleasanter tone: Sup, bitch?

Sam: No

[paul-lahote]

How to make everything go downhill: have Sam with you and he’s correcting everything you do or say😤

[sam-uley]

How to make sure people won’t destroy your pack first opportunity they get: get Paul to shut it

[paul-lahote]

Dude, a greeting is different from the entire fucking pack!🙄😆😤

I ain't fucking Jacob🙄🙄

But thanks for saying that I have a big influence😂 You just said that I 'need to shut it so people don't destroy your pack'😆

I thought you needed to have the biggest influence, as an 'almighty leader'. Guess it goes wrong at some point, eh?🤣

[blackpack]

Paul to Bella: Sup, bitch?

Sam: NICER

Paul in a pleasanter tone: Sup, bitch?

Sam: No

[paul-lahote]

How to make everything go downhill: have Sam with you and he's correcting everything you do or say😤

[onceuponamusing]

                                                       I EXIST.                           WITH                      ( OR )                       WITHOUT                                             YOUR PERMISSION

                                                  — I EXIST.

[divinerightemperor]

[renegadepack]

sam: you know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal?

paul: yeah.

sam: that’s the sound that my brain makes all the time.

paul: …is that not normal?

[paul-lahote]

Do I look like a fucking doc? Why do I have to know this useless piece of info?🙄

[sam-uley]

It’s called a conversation. You should have never dropped out of therapy

[paul-lahote]

Since when did I ever things I should?🤣

The therapist can shove the therapy sessions where the sun doesn't shine🙄 And you can too, for thinking it's a good idea that I take therapy😤🙄

And since when did you get degraded from boss to father figure, by the way? Not like I care as I live my life on my terms, but asking that is just as useless just a conversation🙄

[incorrectwolfpack]

Jared: But what if the Vampires eat my brain!

Paul: it’d be a light meal

[paul-lahote]

Better said; they'd starve. Can't they switch their diet to Jared's brain? Then they'll all die and we can just sit back with popcorn and football, on the beach. Other than Jared as he's dead, but that's not an issue