friendly pack alpha

[sam-uley]

ooh another rp blog and a wolf one. Favourite&least favourite one of the pack?

Well I don't really have favorites. But I may have a slight soft spot for Paul

[paul-lahote]

Hey Paul! First ma man how are you? I hope your doing great! Say hi for Rachel for me?

My main question you really think Embry is Sam's half-lil bro?

Of course I'm doing good, as always✌️ And I was told to say hi back to you, from Rachel. So... hi?

And wtf is that question?😆 How am I supposed to know that?🙄😂 I mean, it would explain why he'd be so protective over Embry, but idk. I don't care too much either. I'm seriously weirded out by the thought of being bossed around by one and hanging out with the other, while they're partly the same. No, just no. I already get a trauma thinking about it🤢

But I guess if you really want to know, you gotta ask @sam-uley instead

[sam-uley]

He's definitely not. We aren't similar in the slightest. And if Paul got the gene from his great grandmother embrys dad could be anyone

[bezakonik-deactivated20210314]

i don't get anon hate simply because everyone loves me and im their favourite. this is true

[abbeyx]

Tag People You Want to Know Better

thank you @paperbackpropensity for tagging me!! I also really want to go to Venice 👀 have been to Bologna and Florence, but not Venice!

Relationship status: married (2 years this summer)

Favorite color: every soft and warm yellow 💛

Song stuck in my head: Come On In by Brad Mack (everyone go check them out, they’re self-described as “tropical indie”)

Last song I listened to: Aqua Regia by Sleep Token

Three favorite foods: instant ramen, any good sandwich, pasta

Last things I Googled: sea lung, jean seberg breathless, muntjac deer (first two related to/while reading Our Wives Under The Sea)

Dream trip: very tempted to go with Florence for a week or two, as we were only there for a day, but I’d also really love to go to Seoul (specifically Gwangjang Market too…😋🤤)

annnd…that brings me to you guys, feel free to do this or not! no pressure (as always): @agardenandlibrary @mimisreadingnook @gatheryepens @stark-raving-romantic @northernreads @mountainmaven

thanks again for tagging me! 💖

[stark-raving-romantic]

Thank you, @abbeyx for tagging me!

Relationship Status: single.

Favorite Color: shades of purple, from dark to lilac.

Song Stuck in my head: One Last Dance (Indila).

Last song I listened to: Supermassive Black Hole (Muse).

Three favorite foods: Spaghetti, vegetable roasted pizza, and strawberries.

Last things I googled: small coastal towns in Maine (for something I'm writing), witch scholar poet dreamer and the rest, eclipses in 2008 (also for something I'm writing).

Dream Trip: because I'm never NOT obsessed with Twilight, I want to go to Forks/La Push. It'd be a cross country road trip with camping and I'd be so flipping annoying about it, a million pictures and rereading the books on the way there. @wuthering-moors @livelaughlapush @cozycoffeereads @crowbones @harmonysmash @duchessofvolterra @redwerewolf @jessicanjpa

[harmonysmash]

thanks for tagging me @stark-raving-romantic

Relationship Status: single

Favorite Color: marigold, burgundy, brown, that type of blue so dark it looks black

Song Stuck in my head: Childish Gambino singing So Into You (youtube)

Last song I listened to: M-Flo's The Love Bug (youtube/spotify)

Three favorite foods: Meatloaf, Cheese and Crackers, Sweets (all of them)

Last things I googled: senators against s686 (bc I wanted to see if mine had spoken out against the TikTok ban/RESTRICT act), off-the-shoulder tops (sometime in the nebulous future I want to sew myself an entire wardrobe and I’m looking for inspo right now), elite bistro bread maker (because we lost the manual for the bread maker)

Dream Trip: My mom randomly said she wanted to go to Japan so I'm going to say that.

@howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis @kellythepitiablefangirl @personalheroin

[personalheroin]

thanks for tagging me @harmonysmash

Relationship Status: single

Favorite Color: soft yellow and pink

Song Stuck in my head: Bigger Than Me by LT

Last song I listened to: French Becky by Grace Mitchell

Three favorite foods: Chicken Nuggets, Takis, and broccoli

Last things I googled: ts4 infanct cc eyes, default eyes sims 4 cc

Dream Trip: I want to camp in the mountains of norway for a month :))

@kwop-kilawtley @dukeofdelirium @leahclearwlwater @leah-clearvvater

[leah-clearvvater]

Thanks for tagging ❤️

Relationship status: single

Favourite colour: either forest green or sage green

Song stuck in my head: charmless man by blur

Last song I listened to: my girl lollipop by bad manners

Three favourite foods: lasagna curry and sausage rolls

Last thing I googled: find your family tree

Dream trip: camping in any maritime forest

Not sure who to put @edwardsshinyvulva @edwardsmedow

[edwardsmedow]

Relationship status: ghosted

Favourite colour: blue

Song stuck in my head: so macho by sinetta

Last song I listened to: barbie girl by aqua

Three favourite foods: pho cheese and beans on toast

Last thing I googled: what is a maritime forest

Dream trip: anywhere warm

Tagging @paul-lahote (I bet you'll give some interesting answers)

[paul-lahote]

Thanks I guess?😆

Relationship status: imprinted

Fav color: green

Song stuck in my head: how you remind me

Last listened song: rip it open by deadly guns

3 fav foods: muffins, baked chicken, fried chicken

Last googled: how to kill someone and make it seem like an accident

Dream trip: staying home. And I mean without being yelled at by Sam for needing to do my shifts, or the rest as they blame me for eating all the food

Only tagging @sam-uley so he hopefully won't give me another lecture for my answers as it's my business and not his. Other than that, I'm not gonna tag anyone, I don't care who is joining and who isn't

[sam-uley]

Relationship status: engaged.

Fav color: blue

Song stuck in my head: somewhere in my heart

Last listened song: girl from mars

3 fav foods: muffins, dinner and moose

Last googled: how to cut someone's vocal chord without killing them

Dream trip: honeymoon with Emily

[spiderweb-bf]

I don't think I could be trusted with shapeshifting powers bc I would just turn into a bear and attack things with my claws at any minor inconvenience. it would be my go-to solution for everything

[edwardsmedow]

@paul-lahote

[paul-lahote]

Isn't that the entire point of being a shapeshifer?🤨😂

[sam-uley]

No. Its not.

[incorrectwolfpack]

Sam: I think we have a problem

Paul: what? The fire?

Sam: no I ... wait what fire?

Paul: Don’t worry about it, this sounds much more interesting

[paul-lahote]

Let's get a crime brûléé, and tell stories in around the fire, like a campfire😂

[sam-uley]

There's a burn mark on my bench. You boys will be on your hands and knees in maid outfits every day till its gone!

[paul-lahote]

What the fuck. That sounds really weird, Sam😂 And no, I'm not fucking doing that😂

[sam-uley]

You have a twisted mind dont you? You made the mess so you better clean it

[incorrectwolfpack]

Sam: I think we have a problem

Paul: what? The fire?

Sam: no I ... wait what fire?

Paul: Don’t worry about it, this sounds much more interesting

[paul-lahote]

Let's get a crime brûléé, and tell stories in around the fire, like a campfire😂

[sam-uley]

There's a burn mark on my bench. You boys will be on your hands and knees in maid outfits every day till its gone!

[edwardsmedow]

*Paul and Jared giving Sam breakfast*

Jared: If we make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all that's needed

Paul: Not this "how did you get into my house" business.

[paul---lahote]

And then @sam-uley tells to show respect. Look what happens when he gets some😒😂

[sam-uley]

I think respect entails not breaking into my house. The pancakes were good though, you could do it again if you wanted

[paul---lahote]

Okay. Thanks for allowing break-ins to happen. You said to do it again, if wanted, so brace for impact...😈😂

[sam-uley]

Said as if you don't do it anyway!

[edwardsmedow]

*Paul and Jared giving Sam breakfast*

Jared: If we make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all that's needed

Paul: Not this "how did you get into my house" business.

[paul---lahote]

And then @sam-uley tells to show respect. Look what happens when he gets some😒😂

[sam-uley]

I think respect entails not breaking into my house. The pancakes were good though, you could do it again if you wanted

[fanficthingsworld]

Jared: Aww, what's your dog's name?

Sam: Spartacus.

Jared, yelling: TRY SPARTACUS!

Embry, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!

Sam:

Jared: What's your favorite number?

[sam-uley]

Sometimes, I wish I was a stupid as they think I am. I bet it would make my life feel peaceful

[fanficthingsworld]

The Pack: This can’t get any worse now, can it?

The Cullens: Sure it can, just give me a minute.

[sam-uley]

Every day, I wish our grandpa's hadn't made the treaty a little more

[fanficthingsworld]

Sam: You will machete through this!

Sam: *make it

Sam: Do not machete your way through this

Paul: Too late

[sam-uley]

I think he'd have used that method either way

[everlesslahote1]

Embry: Paul says he's your favorite though.

Sam: Paul is Paul.

Jared: which mean no, no he's not.

[sam-uley]

I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a bit of a soft spot for him, but I know admitting that would go straight to his head

[fanficthingsworld]

Emily: Communication is the key around here.

Jacob: Yeah?

Quil: How do y'all communicate ?

Jared: Sam yells orders from the window. If you don't comply, he throws rocks at you...

[paul--lahote]

And if you still don't comply, he throws more rocks at you. Or sticks. As long as needed, until you do what he orders you to do

And then people dare to say that I have anger issues

[sam-uley]

Easy to develop anger issues when no one listens to you, what is your excuse?

[respectthewolf]

[paul--lahote]

Omg what has Sam done!?!

Being Sam🙄😆

And giving me extra shifts, along with multiple lectures😑

[sam-uley]

Sam hasn't done a thing. Paul is just starting with his drama queen act again

[wolfsheart-blog]

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