he can't sit with us

This is a blog dedicated to mockery of one Paul Ballard (from the TV show Dollhouse), who is the worst. But rather than raging about it, here we channel that rage into hyperbolic humorous statements! (This is not a hate blog. Hate isn't funny. We're all about the funny here.)

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paul ballard designed sam’s wig in the supernatural series finale

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thanks to SHIELD we have a new meme: put this quote on screenshots of villains and/or characters who are bad and you can also tag it with “this person is a bad person” and we’ll put it on the blog we made for it

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Paul Ballard listens to concerts loudly every night for hours, even when other people are still awake.

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Paul Ballard thinks Grant Ward is the best character on SHIELD.

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Paul Ballard doesn't see anything wrong with the Ilvermorny houses at all.

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Paul Ballard thinks the Joker and Harley are super romantic.

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Paul Ballard thinks Superman and Wonder Woman make an amazing couple.

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Paul Ballard uses Bing.

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Paul Ballard thinks that Amber Heard was making it all up for attention and money.

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Paul Ballard thinks headphone jacks in phones are stupid anyway and doesn't understand why everyone was so mad.

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Paul Ballard thinks Doctor Strange looks amazing.

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Paul Ballard takes the opportunity to rant about how bad Clinton is every chance he gets.

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Paul Ballard shops at Urban Outfitters.

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Paul Ballard wears Hydra pins and shirts and doesn’t see anything wrong with it.

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Paul Ballard thought Pan was a great movie. His favorite part was the natives.

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Paul Ballard thinks Hamilton sucks and doesn’t understand why everyone likes it so much.

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Paul Ballard liked season 5 of GOT best and thought “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” was a great episode.