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[spotlightcharm-blog]

@paulbattlestrategies

#… This must have been taken a long time ago.#It’s not bad.#Good find.

I’m glad you like it! When I saw it, I just had to show you. It’s pretty old!

You know, I was thinking, it’s been too long since we’ve met up! We should all hang out soon, there’s a lot to catch up on!

[paulbattlestrategies]

Right. Makes sense.

It’s been… a while, yes. What’s your current location?

[spotlightcharm-blog]

Alright, awesome! I’m gonna message you!

[paulbattlestrategies]

... Tch.

[spotlightcharm-blog]

@paulbattlestrategies

#… This must have been taken a long time ago.#It’s not bad.#Good find.

I’m glad you like it! When I saw it, I just had to show you. It’s pretty old!

You know, I was thinking, it’s been too long since we’ve met up! We should all hang out soon, there’s a lot to catch up on!

[paulbattlestrategies]

Right. Makes sense.

It’s been... a while, yes. What’s your current location?

[ikari-cat]

;_; in the end I’ll always prefer the sketch then the finished product 

It’s been a while for the baes

[spotlightcharm-blog]

@paulbattlestrategies

[pkmncoordinators]

What is palm glendo

Palm Glendo is… the most interesting man in the world.

[theamazingtrainernate-archived]

@paulbattlestrategies

[pkmncoordinators]

Palm Glendo sounds like he could be a talk show host.

[theamazingtrainernate-archived]

@paulbattlestrategies

[leafheld]

I made this when i was still hazy on drugs to kill time before my shower yesterday so uh

Do with this what you want @standingbyforbattle

[theamazingtrainernate-archived]

@paulbattlestrategies

[spotlightcharm-blog]

@milliondollarfine You’ll never believe what that phone call was about!

Poké Chic Magazine called! They caught wind of my last contest and not only do they want Buneary to model again, but they want Zorua, too!

Buneary had such a great time last time, and I’m sure it would be an awesome experience for Zorua… I couldn’t turn that down! They said they would be in touch with more details soon!

[paulbattlestrategies]

… Congratulations.

[spotlightcharm-blog]

Gee, thanks Paul! It means a lot that you care! I’ll let you know when I hear more about it! I hope everything’s going good with you!

[paulbattlestrategies]

Sure. Of course. Keep me updated.

Things are… complex.

[spotlightcharm-blog]

I definitely will!

Huh? Complex?

[paulbattlestrategies]

I’ll message you.

[spotlightcharm-blog]

@milliondollarfine You’ll never believe what that phone call was about!

Poké Chic Magazine called! They caught wind of my last contest and not only do they want Buneary to model again, but they want Zorua, too!

Buneary had such a great time last time, and I’m sure it would be an awesome experience for Zorua… I couldn’t turn that down! They said they would be in touch with more details soon!

[paulbattlestrategies]

… Congratulations.

[spotlightcharm-blog]

Gee, thanks Paul! It means a lot that you care! I’ll let you know when I hear more about it! I hope everything’s going good with you!

[paulbattlestrategies]

Sure. Of course. Keep me updated.

Things are... complex.

[spotlightcharm-blog]

@milliondollarfine You’ll never believe what that phone call was about!

Poké Chic Magazine called! They caught wind of my last contest and not only do they want Buneary to model again, but they want Zorua, too!

Buneary had such a great time last time, and I’m sure it would be an awesome experience for Zorua… I couldn’t turn that down! They said they would be in touch with more details soon!

[paulbattlestrategies]

... Congratulations.

[pofflequeenmillefeui]

So what’s crackalackin’ Tumblr?

Your Queen is back. ;)

[paulbattlestrategies]

… Miette.

[pofflequeenmillefeui]

I’m doin’ what all the cool kids do.

What’re you doing?

[paulbattlestrategies]

... I am coming to see you.

[pofflequeenmillefeui]

So what’s crackalackin’ Tumblr?

Your Queen is back. ;)

[paulbattlestrategies]

... Miette.

[paulbattlestrategies]

Battle against Brycen

-Opponent Brycen sent out VANILLUXE.

-Sent out COFAGRIGUS.

Keep reading

[paulbattlestrategies]

Battle against Brycen

-Opponent Brycen sent out VANILLUXE.

-Sent out COFAGRIGUS.

-Opponent’s VANILLUXE used ACID ARMOR. Successfully completed.

-COFAGRIGUS used TOXIC SPIKES. Successfully completed.

-Opponent’s VANILLUXE used FLASH CANNON. Direct hit.

-COFAGRIGUS used HAZE. Battlefield filled with smoke, ACID ARMOR was nullified.

-Opponent’s VANILLUXE used ICICLE SPEAR. Multiple direct hits.

-COFAGRIGUS used PSYCHIC on the HAZE. “Phantom” successfully completed.

-COFAGRIGUS sent “Phantom” charging towards VANILLUXE. VANILLUXE dodged to the side, running directly into COFAGRIGUS’s hands. COFAGRIGUS slammed VANILLUXE out of the air, resulting in poisoning via TOXIC SPIKES. -Opponent’s VANILLUXE used FLASH CANNON, but was distracted by “Phantom”. Attack missed.

-COFAGRIGUS used HEX. Attack boosted by status condition, direct hit. VANILLUXE took damage to poison.

-Opponent’s VANILLUXE used BLIZZARD on “Phantom”. No damage to COFAGRIGUS, but “Phantom” was dissipated.

-COFAGRIGUS used HEX. Attack boosted by status condition, direct hit. VANILLUXE took damage to poison.

-Opponent’s VANILLUXE used ICICLE SPEAR. Attack missed. 

-COFAGRIGUS used PSYCHIC. Direct hit. VANILLUXE took damage to poison.

-Opponent’s VANILLUXE fainted and was recalled.

-Opponent Brycen sent out CRYOGONAL.

-COFAGRIGUS used HAZE. Battlefield filled with smoke.

-Opponent’s CRYOGONAL used ICE BEAM. Direct hit.

-COFAGRIGUS attempted PSYCHIC on HAZE, but was interrupted by CRYOGONAL’s NIGHT SLASH. Supereffective hit on COFAGRIGUS. 

-COFAGRIGUS fainted and was recalled.

-Sent out ELGYEM.

-Opponent’s CRYOGONAL used NIGHT SLASH. Attack missed due to ELGYEM’s TELEPORT.

-ELGYEM used PSYCHIC to slam CRYOGONAL to the floor, then against various terrain on the battlefield. CRYOGONAL took damage from both impacts and poison.

-Opponent’s CRYOGONAL attempted REFLECT, but was interrupted by a combination of TELEPORT and FLASH. CRYOGONAL was stunned. 

-ELGYEM used SIGNAL BEAM. Direct hit.

-Opponent’s CRYOGONAL attempted SHEER COLD. Interrupted by PSYCHIC, slammed between floor and ceiling repetitively. Took damage from impact and poison.

-Opponent’s CRYOGONAL fainted and was recalled.

-Opponent BRYCEN sent out BEARTIC. BEARTIC was poisoned on entry due to TOXIC SPIKES.

-ELGYEM attempted SIGNAL BEAM. Interrupted by BEARTIC’s SHADOW CLAW. Supereffective hit. 

-ELGYEM used TELEPORT to regain range. BEARTIC took damage to poison.

-Opponent’s BEARTIC used ICICLE CRASH. Direct hit.

-ELGYEM used FLASH to stun BEARTIC, then PSYCHIC to throw it around the icy battlefield.

-Opponent’s BEARTIC broke PSYCHIC’s hold by using SHADOW CLAW on itself, then followed up with SHADOW CLAW on ELGYEM. 

-ELGYEM fainted and was recalled.

-Sent out PIGNITE.

-PIGNITE used FLAME CHARGE. Supereffective hit, speed was increased.

-Opponent’s BEARTIC used used AERIAL ACE. Supereffective hit.

-PIGNITE used FLAME CHARGE. Attack interrupted by BEARTIC’s SHADOW CLAW. Speed was increased. 

-Opponent’s BEARTIC attempted ICICLE CRASH. Attack shattered by PIGNITE’s ARM THRUST, attack continued to BEARTIC. Multiple supereffective hits. 

-Opponent’s BEARTIC used SHADOW CLAW. Attack missed. 

-PIGNITE used WILD CHARGE. Attack missed. 

-Opponent’s BEARTIC used AQUA JET. Supereffective hit. 

-Opponent’s BEARTIC attempted AERIAL ACE as a finisher, but took a close-quarters HEAD SMASH by surprise. Supereffective hit.

-Opponent’s BEARTIC fainted and was recalled.

-Opponent Brycen lost.

[sebone-17]

マニューラの　ブレイククロー!　▼

[pofflequeenmillefeui]

Match’s Over

So, my favorite Paul Pals and Millefans, did our intrepid hero win the match and the badge? Was he able to overcome Brycen and his frigid Ice-Types?

Keep your eyes on this space as @paulbattlestrategies gets ready to give his play-by-play. :p

[paulbattlestrategies]

... You are a dork.

[pofflequeenmillefeui]

Icirrus City Gym

Hey there, Paul Pals and Millefans! It’s time for an update, by yours truly. You’re welcome. ;)

So after the battle where Cofagrigus learned Toxic Spikes, @paulbattlestrategies has been confined to bed rest (Dr. Milfy’s orders). Not that the Scruffy Grump has thought much of his prescription: he’s tried to sneak out multiple times, and all attempts have been busted by my crack squad of Pokémon Security Guards. Yes, even little Cherubi gave Paul quite a fright when he tried to escape.

Did you know that a Cherubi’s scream can hit 130 decibels? I do now.

Anyway, despite his best efforts, Paul did recover. And now, we’re finally headed to the Icirrus Gym to win that seventh badge. Anyone else excited to see Paul kick ass? Is giving me goose bumps! ;)

[paulbattlestrategies]

Your theatricality and presentation are as powerful and spellbinding as ever. Thank you for providing an update. I... admit to my impatience, but I have to acknowledge your determination and devotion to ensuring my healing process. It’s... rather endearing.

I’m very ready for this battle. It’s about damn time I saw some action.

[serenaofvaniville-blog]

Does Ash know about that?

I’m sure he’ll see my icon when he logs on tumblr again.

He’s really training long and hard for the Kalos League!

[pofflequeenmillefeui]

JUST FUCKING STOP