I Like To Lift

SATX

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you see Gordon Ramsay in the same restaurant as you, you either have great taste or horrible taste.

[paulllyyv]

[roboco-san]

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

[inthetwilightzone]

[culthorrorfilms]

The Twilight Zone “The Obsolete Man”

[sonjackcarl]

[yepta]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Potions in fairytales are drugs that no one really understands.

[just-shower-thoughts]

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station closest to your house.

[paulllyyv]

Fr fr!

[just-shower-thoughts]

LEGO is one of the only companies that can release an almost infinite amount of new products, without actually creating any new products.

[blackdenimjeans3]

[arabwife]

i like being alone but i want someone to be alone with, if that makes sense

[maaktubb]

[xspvct]

I don’t care what anyone says, being intelligent is so fucking attractive. Like yes, tell me random facts I didn’t know. I’ll think it’s the cutest thing ever.

[bricesander]

[paulllyyv]

#alcohol #i need a drink

[ihatemoe]

[d0nn0]

WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

[okayysophia]

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

[chicanaspice-deactivated2018011]

obtuse???? rubber goose???? green moose???? guava juice???? giant snake???? birthday cake???? large fires???? chocolate shake????