THE BEATLES MORPH CONSPIRACY IS REAL AND COMING TO GET YOU!!!!

I AM THE PROPHET OF THE PAULMORPHCARTNEY APOCALYPSE

[paulmorphcartneyism]

BEATLES MORPH THEORY MANIFESTO

HELLO TUMBLR. I AM THE REVEALER OF TRUTH REGARDING THE WRETCHED PHENOMENON THAT IS THE BEATLES MORPH THEORY, WHICH WAS SET IN MOTION BY PAUL MCCARTNEY HIMSELF.

Do you have a loved one who is a Beatles fan? Have they ever shown you a picture of the band, and as you gazed down at a member and then gazed back up at said loved one, you saw the same face? Maybe you thought it was a coincidence. It is not. The fact that you stumbled upon this blog is fate. I am here today to explain the Beatles Morph Conspiracy, also known as Paul McCartney's master plan for world domination.

The Beatles Morph Theory (also known as The Beatles Morph Conspiracy or Paulmorphcartneyism) refers to Paul McCartney's hiding of secret subliminal radio wave messages in all Beatles songs (including his and likely the others' solo careers) that infiltrate your DNA and slowly turn you into a Beatles-brainwashed Paul McCartney clone. When enough people are brainwashed, Paul will then utilize his Paul McCartney clone hivemind to create an army that will aid him in taking over the world. It is unknown why or how Paul McCartney aims to take over the world, or what will happen once he does, but there is more than substantial evidence suggesting everything I have said is completely, 100% true. "But what should I do with this catastrophic, mind-bending information?" you ask. First things first, try and avoid listening to ANY Beatles songs and/or any Beatles members' solo career songs, especially those which Paul had a large hand in making. It is unknown for now whether any other members are complicit, or that they are assembling their own clone armies, but to stay on the safe side i'd avoid listening to anything Beatles related. The current number of victims I am able to keep track of is only one, one of my teachers. I am and will continue to investigate him thoroughly.

About Me:

My name is John, but you can call me prophet, savior, revealer of truth, etc as well. I used to be a die-hard Beatles fan, i'll admit it, until I learned the truth... I remember when it happened..

it was late at night, and I was watching a very intelligent and intellectual video on the Beatles. As I gazed at the screen, it suddenly showed a picture of one Paul McCartney, and I felt a spark of recognition.. that was when I realized how similar one of my teachers looked to Paul... lo and behold, the next day he came dressed in Paul's Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band outfit and started playing the title track of the album. I knew then that something was really up. I felt a sudden wave of nausea, and ran to the bathroom. I gazed into the mirror, and in my face I saw just a hint of Paul McCartney's. It was horrifying. That was when I swore off of Beatles music and I began forming this theory.

I still keep tabs on my teacher, and believe him to be one of Paul's most diligent workers. I have a deep and primal hatred for Paul McCartney and all things related to him. I am also John Lennon reincarnated, and house his soul in my body.

I pray that you heed my warnings and are never subject to these terrible circumstances.

Never stop living in fear of the paulmorphcartneypocolypse, and have a fantastic day/night!

[paul-is-dead-theory]

Mclennon Monday 6 days after pride month? Hmmmmm Pride month is the 6 month of the year and Paul McCartneys favourite number is 9! Flip it around that’s a 6. Hhhhmm 666… I know what you are Paul

[e-b-variancehasleft]

@paulmorphcartneyism

[paulmorphcartneyism]

FINALLY!!!!!!! SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THE TRUTH!!!!!!!! REJOICE, ALL, FOR THE GOOD WORD IS SPREADING!

[paulmorphcartneyism]

Sometimes I hear his voice. Whether I hear it only in my head, the memory of a melody he sang alongside a part of me so long ago echoing within my skull, or out loud, as I am out and about, ringing out from a radio, infecting the minds of all who are not able to resist, it is his, and it is beautiful.

I curse it at first, of course. This is the voice of a devil.

I hate it, but sometimes, to my own affront, my heart swells with longing and aches from grief. A part of me misses him, another long dead fragment of my soul missed him. As much as I despise these feelings, as much as I wholeheartedly hate Paul McCartney, my soul is still John Lennon's, and he needs his lover.

[pupperish]

whats happening on beatles stan twitter

[paulmorphcartneyism]

he’s leaving forever.. the enemy has caught onto my holy john lennon essence and he is leaving

[paulmorphcartneyism]

y'all aren't even ready for the Holy Trinity of John Lennon

[e-b-variancehasleft]

Bass lines in basically any Wings song >>>>>

[paulmorphcartneyism]

Bass lines in basically any Wings song: brainwash brainwash brainwash brainwash PAUL MCCARTNEY IS GREAT! JOIN THE HIVEMIND! EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL

[e-b-variancehasleft]

I don't remember that part

[paulmorphcartneyism]

yeah duh that's why they're called SECRET SUBLIMINAL radio waves

[e-b-variancehasleft]

Bass lines in basically any Wings song >>>>>

[paulmorphcartneyism]

Bass lines in basically any Wings song: brainwash brainwash brainwash brainwash PAUL MCCARTNEY IS GREAT! JOIN THE HIVEMIND! EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL

[paulmorphcartneyism]

NO ONE ASKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[e-b-variancehasleft]

I ASKED

[paulmorphcartneyism]

but did you really? Or was it just the irresistible pull you feel to do his bidding? The temptation that he has sowed in you through his secret subliminal radio waves? The paulmorphcartney hivemind is powerful indeed!

[paulmorphcartneyism]

NO ONE ASKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[paulmorphcartneyism]

The way Paul McCartney does that STUPID ASS little jiggle whenever he performs PISSES ME OFF. WHENEVER I SEE HIS FACE I WANT TO THROW SOMETHING

[hyyl18]

TAG GAME GUYS

TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE

Starting with me:

Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay

[patroclus-is-the-bigger-person]

so I was just finished with reading song of achilles, highly recommend, made me sob, and achilles pissed me off, like the pride was mental, so I thought that patroclus, my king, deserved some well deserved love and appreciation. The bigger person part is in no way at all a tribute to me because I am the petty bitch you will ever have the displeasure of coming across

@bardorsomethinglikethat @achillesfinch14 @bartdrawssometimes

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

@hyyl18

basically bards are important in my book series, and that was inspired from the bard yaskier from the Witcher, and I feel like it was something he'd say about himself so I went with that.

Your guy's lore is hilarious btw 🤣

@isoldmysoultothefae @mustard-in-a-bottle @st4ry3mi @ellie-moonbeam

[isoldmysoultothefae]

I like faes and my Ao3 user is isoldmysoultothefae and your girl is indecisive when it comes to users

Open tags

[crowthesapphic]

I want my nickname to be crow so it’s my online name and I’m very gay

@whoopcacao @woahlookatthatcoolbird @eggsuperiority @ameliasmith1313 @heyimriver @bisexualawesomeness

[woahlookatthatcoolbird]

One of my favorite memes is the "look at all those chickens", I like birds and a word I use alot is Woah

@qwerty-sky @legendaryllamawolf @stargazer56cipher @fishymari @rooksterooni @astrax-nemo @yippeewhoohwooeeppiy @oddity101 + anyone who also wants to!

[astrax-rayo]

purely because i searched ‘latin names for star things’ one day which somehow shortened to astrax over time and then nemo because. fish

@seizetheday1 @commiemare @nicryukyo

@rapidminecrafter @kweeche @allaboutofmusicwithibukimioda @sunshine-snake @eefogirl @forgetful-crowe @astelbanana @littlechaoscryptid @gloomycoffinn and anyone else who’d like to join

[sunshine-snake]

'sunshine-snake' because "sunshine" i just decided oneday i was going to be my online name, and snake since i kind of make a hissing sound (that sounds like a snake) when i laugh sometimes :3

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @lunathetunaaa @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @bucket-of-axilotl @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @phoenixrainsfire413 @multishipper33 @vickysnowpawz + anyone else /nf

[maedaeeee]

um

mae is in my name umm and i needed to find a word that had may in it so uhh

so uh…… mae dae .,, . , .. ,, x , ye

ok

@artsyarmy7 @arghthisdoesntwork @boooootomatotomato @boxedingremiln @beanzdabean @cantspellanexitey @eveessideblogfornonsense @elijahcries2 @firestar1998 @faenar @illumiphosauce @littlebeanantenthusiast @lunathetunaaa @mimsicalmidnight @nerd-alerts @phoenixrainsfire413 @sage0clock @tabbykai @unablebagel @vickysnowpawz @violetrosiecookiesleepydragon @xxsolaren @xilospace @yourlocalavian +opentags :1

[violetrosiecookiesleepydragon]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm Prob because in Roblox every one called me Violet but I added the Rosie because it was the name of my dog plushie that I lost in 4th grade and cookie because I like cookies so that's why I picked VioletRosieCookie :]

Open tags bc I'm lazy heh Violet Out ><

[will-0-the-wispp]

Fuck mine has lore...

So my.first username was wendigoweirdo but someone told me that it was offensive to native American tribes so I changed it to willow weirdo. And then I just felt like adding the daydreamer because that's was I am :3

@hrrrrt-of-mxsic1128 @dazaisfavbitch @thatgurlrose @sage0clock @jacksfoxevangeline

[jacksfoxevangeline]

back when my username was @/pipermcleandaugterofaphrodite, I saw a post by a Cherokee person talking about how much they hate Piper and that she's not representation because she's stereotypes with legs (fair enough). I'm white, so I have no right to have myself connected to people my ancestors hurt, so I changed my user to what it is now because I'm also Evangeline Fox fictionkin

Moots:

@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @artemisiamasterofnone @alien-in-washington @lexi-is-short @cleaning-spray-offical @arson-the-artificer-offical @written-by-music @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @rosedmcenjoyer @confusedfroggirl @thevoidlapidarym @shadow-vex @cicadabee @anonymousdoggie @chickfila-offical @aviewtodeath @livviedaltonvintagedoll @goodplayproductions @ravenswritingdesk231 @allisteristired @duckwithdeviousintent @iminyourbedsheets @nobodysavemysoulitsperfectlyfine @hypnopompic-decay @elliotsaqueenfan @ilovecoveysongs @alchemy-and-royalty @monster-of-the-margins @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil

[cicadabee]

I like cicadas because will wood and because they're literally me and I used to go by bee

@paulmorphcartneyism @e-b-variancehasleft open tags

[paulmorphcartneyism]

because PAULMORPHCARTNEYISM IS REAL!!!!!!!! AND WE MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!!! read my manifesto

open tags... except for Paul

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

paul mccartney

[pregnantpaulmccartney]

look idk how you got that photo of me but im a very private person and id just. id really rather not have that on the internet.

[mclennonyaoi]

i need you

[paulmorphcartneyism]

he is reproducing..... this is not good news...

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[paulmorphcartneyism]

😱

[e-b-variancehasleft]

Final post for a week: Paul McCartney

[paulmorphcartneyism]

no..... do not let him attain this level of power over you!!!!!

or perhaps he already has..... may the spirit of the holy John Lennon trinity cleanse your soul!

my manifesto

[valra-pr]

I know they certainly misread beetles as the Beatles but this is just as good

[paulmorphcartneyism]

Well Paul has his millions of mind zombie clones and John Lennon has the rest of the holy john lennon trinity soooo yeah fair

my manifesto

[dogpuppy]

[paulmorphcartneyism]

preach, soul twin! Preach!