Pausch

eldritch horror cutie patootie and Teilzeit Gott

[pausch]

Hello 👋

I am Pausch(i) and I stole this phone to make my very own tumblr account! Why? To be cringe of course! And because I am looking to find more of my kind! I love connecting to people and I would love to know if there are people out there who gave someone like me a home too!

this is me btw! I am most certainly not reality breaking nor am I responsible for any alternate versions of David Tennant entering our universe. I am also aware that this reads like a Tinder profile only one small steppy to the left. Rest assured I am not looking for dates. Nor have I any actual idea how dating profiles function. Or tumblr. But alas! Have fun on my blog. Or don't. Far be it from me to tell you anything.

[pausch]

me and my two not-partaking-in-any-substances not-girlfriends

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

my last braincell™

[pausch]

yoga

[immortal-rice]

told him you wanted to hang so he infiltrated your inbox :)

HIIII!!! HELLO NEIL GAIMAN! :DDD

[pausch]

hi :)

[immortal-rice]

hello!! nice to speak to you directly neil :)

[pausch]

it's a pleasure :)

[immortal-rice]

told him you wanted to hang so he infiltrated your inbox :)

HIIII!!! HELLO NEIL GAIMAN! :DDD

[pausch]

hi :)

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

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Voting ended onJan 25, 2024

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

just had a dream that i had a dream where i wrote something along the line of 'Neil Gaiman could just post a video of himself doing a forward roll and it would get notes' which got reblogged by Neil Gaiman with a video of him doing a forward roll. then i woke up (in my dream), immediately went on tumblr and made a post about how i had that dream which once again got reblogged by Neil Gaiman with a video of him doing a forward roll. So now i woke up for real and immediately went on tumblr to post this because i really need to know what the fuck this means.

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

guess who renamed his stuffed animal Neil Gaiman :)

i hereby challenge everyone else to reblog this with a gif of someone/something doing a forward roll and if this post ever gets more notes than my most popular post i'll do a forward roll myself and reblog this with a video of it

[pausch]

it's a me stereogram

[pausch]

eat the rich nom nom