Rehmat: do not be fooled by the alleged heterosexuality of this ship, as they are both bisexuals, and per chance, if the sun shines just right, transgender as well-
*texting*
Uzair: only cause you dot joke he score
Hamza: huh?
*after 40 minutes*
Hamza: whenever you send me a really poorly written text and then don't answer forever, i get worried that you were texting and driving and died while sending it, and that i am going to have to be on a commercial holding a sign that says "only cause you dot joke he score" and tearfully say "my boyfriend died sending me this text. i have no idea what it means."
Rehman: if i were a gardener, I'd put our two-lip together.
Ulfat: *blushes* aw babe
**
Hamza: if i were a gardener, you'd be my hoe.
Uzair:
Uzair: thanks
Naieem: i mean, small animals are way more vicious. it's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Faizal: that's ridiculous, give me an example of this.
Siyahi: spiders
Donga: wasps
Rizwan: terriers
Uzair: Rehman
Hamza: Yalina
Yalina [answering phone]: hello? oh, hi Uzair. yeah he's here, I'll just get him.
Yalina [to hamza]: it's your boyfriend.
Hamza: he's not my boyfriend.
*picks up the phone*
Hamza: hey darling.
Rehman: when i die my tombstone won't say RIP it would say VIP
Hamza: yes because there's a special place reserved for you in hell
Rehman: yeah, the throne.
Hamza: *arrives home 10 minutes late*
Uzair: *spins around in a chair* i have been expecting you.
Uzair: *chair continues to spin* shit-
Uzair: *tries to stop spinning* SHIT-
Uzair: *tries to grab onto a lamp* SHIT!
Uzair: *falls over* SHIT-!
Rizwan: let me get this straight-
Hamza: nOpe
Uzair: nah
Ulfat: no 💗
Rehman: nuh uh
Aslam: not gonna happen
Faizal: ??
Naieem: hm?
Iqbal: what?
Mir: yeah, uh....no
just wanted to ask, wdym no one is posting? I have seen like 6 new fic since last night and maybe even more. Or is it specifically content for Rehman you are waiting on?
( sorry if it came out rude, I just wanted to ask)
Not rude at all, anon
I meant more like... general posting. Memes, fan theories, jokes, edits or just plain observations or thirsting... you can see there are often stretches of 5 hours or more without a post. And yeah today there were fics but yesterday was dead silent. Writers alone cannot keep a fandom going after all, because it takes time to write each story. We need thoda timepass also, yk?
Was rewatching the Rambha Ho scene for a fic and anyone think I'm insane or is there something heartbreaking about how Naieem enters the same way Rehman does in Hamza's walima, greeting everyone he knows with an adaab?
And the way he tugs at Faizal's ear to scold him before slinging an arm around his shoulders as he talks to him... such an older brother thing to do
You guys ever wonder if Ulfat holds on to that silly button phone from 2009 and never upgrades even after touchscreen phones are the norm because the old phone has Rehman, Uzair and Naieem's call logs
You guys ever wonder if Ulfat holds on to that silly button phone from 2009 and never upgrades even after touchscreen phones are the norm because the old phone has Rehman, Uzair and Naieem's call logs
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?
