Your local desi insomniac

21, she/her, mumbaikar, watches too many movies and daydreams too much

[pavbhajisupremacist]

Masterlist

Series

1. Unke Dekhe Se (Rehman x Ulfat, friends to lovers, complete)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Epilogue

2. Dakait Family Fluff (Random fluffy one-shots)

Oldest Son

Safed Baal

Connections

Lion King

3. Badhai Ho (Rehman x Ulfat, crack, complete)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

4. Stained Glass Ceilings (Rehman x Ulfat, slowburn, ongoing)

Prologue

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

5. Arziyan (Baloch Family centric, Time-travel fix-it, ongoing)

Prologue

Chapter 1

One-shots

1. Of Balconies and Brothers (Uzair & Rehman, angst)

2. Darpan (Hamza & Rehman, angst)

3. Khel (Rehman x Ulfat, smut)

4. Liars and Lovers (Rehman x Ulfat, angst)

5. Sher-e-Baloch (Uzair & Rehman, angst)

6. Shehzaada (Rehman & Naieem, angst)

7. Mine (Rehman x Ulfat, smut)

Requests:

1. Rehman x Ulfat

2. Rehman x Yalina

3. Headcanons (Uzair with Ulfat and the kids)

4. Angst (Ulfat and Faizal)

Dhurandhar Secret Gift Exchange 2026 Fic (Rehman and his gang, hurt/comfort, angst)

[mcdreamyshepherd]

Ulfat was the most well informed woman in lyari. She would know every news of the town even before the police or the news channels or even rehman got any idea . She would be the most exciting guest at every party as she would have unlimited stories and secrets. She would know if your brother is trying to take over your land or if your son is planing to elope with a girl even before you do. Whenever asked how she knew everything, she would reply "I have my sources"

Her sources :

Ulfat would invite rehman's gang members for evening tea every day to discuss the latest gossip of lyari. 6pm to 6:30pm even rehman would not be allowed in the room. Just ulfat and her informers. But rehman being rehman would not be able to stay away from his wife, so he'll spend the next half an hour with his ear pressed tightly to the door just so he can keep hearing her voice even if he can't see her.

Uzair ofc will be too busy finishing the kheer his bhabhi made to distract him.

Rehman hearing the latest tea

[mcdreamyshepherd]

सितारे झिलमिला उठे

चराग़ जगमगा उठे

बस अब न मुझको टोकना

न बढ़के राह रोकना

अगर मैं रुक गई अभी तो जा न पाऊँगी कभी

यही कहोगे तुम सदा के दिल अभी नहीं भरा

जो खत्म हो किसी जगह ये ऐसा सिलसिला नहीं

अभी नहीं अभी नहीं

नहीं नहीं नहीं नहीं

अभी न जाओ छोड़कर के दिल अभी भरा नहीं

[pavbhajisupremacist]

The TAGS 😭😭😫😭😭

[memories]

I’d be nothing without @pavbhajisupremacist.

[rehmanhatesdosa]

i agree.

[tojisloft]

so do i.

[pavbhajisupremacist]

I WILL CRY

[tojisloft]

“i guess that’s what the good place really is. it’s just having enough time with the people you love.” and “happy ever after doesn’t mean forever. it just means time. a little time.”

[tupik-the-blade-runner-guy]

Me : I love characters doomed by the narrative AND their own thoughts or actions!

Me the second a character is doomed by the narrative AND their own thoughts or actions:

[rosieandthemoon]

I am cordially inviting all of you to post this in the comments/reblogs of any and every Al post you come across, on any platform. Especially useful for accounts who “teach” people how to use Al.

[pavbhajisupremacist]

Stained glass ceiling next chapter? (No pressure just curious)

I'm working on it... but got a little sidetracked with another idea yesterday so idk tbh

[mcdreamyshepherd]

Babu : look at my face and tell me you're not my son, we have the same features.

Rehman : what face?

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Akhlaq : look at my hands, do you think they can poison a child's food?

Hamza : well now they can't...

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Arshad : mujhe pehle rehman ka sar chahiye, phir lyari chahiye

Uzair : you said?

[lilymodernfamily]

आजा सांझ हुई मुझे तेरी फिकर❤️‍🩹

धुंधला गयी देख मेरी नज़र

आ जा ने 🥀

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Guys, pls do let me know if any one of you wants to get removed.

And I hope I am not disturbing you guys by tagging you all 😭 👉👈

[prahelika-fics]

ajay sanyal & jaskirat singh rangi jassi hamza ali mazari jaskirat

[itsrebexxa]

Y'all I'm bored, I need akshaye khanna inside me. LOOK AT THIS MAN YALL, HE'S PERFECT 😩🤌

He's so antisocial and grumpy, I love him. I wanna smooch his bald little head 🥹💗

(my digital footprint's gonna be crazy 😭)

[lilymodernfamily]

Again back with a brainrot edit 🤧

Tags: @mehfil-e-random @averypretentiousreader @mcdreamyshepherd @hottspaghetti @pavbhajisupremacist @desigurlie @tojisloft @sanpiece @nevereversaygoodbye @prahelika @vakalatnelagadiye @cloudmast @jkdaddy01 @ppinkitten @winterisfortaehyung @heavenlit-34

Guys, pls do let me know if anybody wants to get removed.

[pavbhajisupremacist]

EVERYONE COME AND WATCH THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[chuchundar]

“at the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps, india will awake to life and freedom.” nehru ji cooked with this one 🔥🔥 FUCK THE BRITISH AND HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY RAHHHH 🇮🇳🔥

[pavbhajisupremacist]

Was watching the hospital scene again and Donga's "OH SHIT-" face after Ulfat slaps Rehman and breaks down in his arms is sending me

They're more scared of her than him you can't change my mind

[pavbhajisupremacist]

I would like to add that Saumya's cries during this scene are genuinely heart wrenching

[mcdreamyshepherd]

Also faizal crying in the background after seeing his mother break down in rehman's arms🥲

[pavbhajisupremacist]

Was watching the hospital scene again and Donga's "OH SHIT-" face after Ulfat slaps Rehman and breaks down in his arms is sending me

They're more scared of her than him you can't change my mind

[pavbhajisupremacist]

I would like to add that Saumya's cries during this scene are genuinely heart wrenching

[pavbhajisupremacist]

Was watching the hospital scene again and Donga's "OH SHIT-" face after Ulfat slaps Rehman and breaks down in his arms is sending me

They're more scared of her than him you can't change my mind