pavis

idk

[cognitohazardous]

mutual 1: end-of-the-rope suicideposting

mutual 2: the new dandys world event is mid as fuck

mutual 3: liveblogging a foursome

mutual 4: on lunch break

mutual 5: went missing 2 years ago

[miugato]

been feelin like this lately

[circusheart]

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

[soliddaddy96]

It’s el muchacho monday

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[twirlingfreckles]

kids these days don't know what it felt like to be bisexual and wear a stupid as fuck hawaiian shirt in 2017

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[transmascfrankiero]

well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

[vampires-only-deactivated202602]

hiii

[1five1two]

'Chase Bank Hit With A Space Laser'. Alex Schaefer. 2024.

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[ispybluesky]

friends.....romans.......cunty men

[crypticpuffin]

GAY TEST: put some of your blood into this petri dish and I'll expose it to a hot needle. I lied this has nothing to do with your sexuality I'm trying to find out if you're the Thing

[easytiger-xo]

someone you loved just died of mysterious causes and you look out your window..

[kleinergeist]

I'd like to introduce to everyone this horrid thing I created about a year ago but haven't shown many people yet (probably for the best).

This is Baby. AKA The Monster. AKA Sight Tremendous and Abhorred, AKA Vile Insect, AKA A Thing Such As Even Dante Could Not Have Conceived, etc, etc. It's made from bits of scrap fabric I scrounged from various sources and is roughly the size of a human toddler. Its design is based on Mary Shelly's original descriptions of Frankenstein's creature.

But that's not all! Behold!

You can dissect this little abomination to reveal a full set of crocheted, knitted, and scrap fabric organs, all hand-stitched by yours truly!

It has a heart, stomach, lungs, liver, small and large intestine, kidneys, bladder, and, of course, a brain! So it can ponder the horrors of its own existence!

I used this pattern by Less Than Three for the heart. I ended up felting it because I screwed up most of the stitches (I was relatively new to crochet at the time). The result was a bit of a blobby mess, but oh well.

So yeah. This thing lives in my house now (my family hates it). I have yet to reap the full consequences of my hubris.

[ssopimir]

my biological fathers

[paviss]

Edelweiss, edelweiss

Once again, you do greet me.

White stained red, good blood shed

Will you listen to my plea?

The Lord says Do what is just and right

Just and right forever.

Edelweiss, edelweiss

Rescue us from the oppressor.