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Heyo! This is a page for those people out there who wanna self-insert themselves with the heisters, make sure to read the rules! [REQUESTS: CLOSED:]

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Shy!Reader x Chains?

{oooh HELL YA let’s get this bread, here’s some headcanons! hope these are okay!!}

Shy!Reader x Chains

-He really finds you so adorable and endearing, he knows you’re shy but he’s happy you’re able to open up to him!

-You can be quiet sometimes, so if you need to address a group of people but don’t want to raise your voice Chains is your guy.

-He encourages you a lot and he’s really patient, doesn’t pressure you or push you into situations you are not particularly comfortable with.

-Very protective of you, like, VERY protective of you

-If someone teases you for being shy or is being generally mean to you it’s all over for said person.

-Like I said, very protective

-Overall he just loves you no matter what

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UPDATE!!

HELLO THERE

APOLOGIES FRIENDS!!! I’M STILL ALIVE!!! i have a sudden kick for payday again so i’m gonna continue to answer those asks, i promise, i’m going to try and commit to writing more again

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Ok, there's like no jimmy imagines and that's so tragic because my friend love jimmy so maybe some jimmy headcanons? :x

{HI yes and I also saw you’re request for the s/o to be a transguy so >:) let’s get this bread I’m so sorry this took me forever.}

Jimmy

-Honestly I feel like Jimmy would be really accepting of his s/o.

-He’d just love you no matter who you are, as long as you’re down to have fun.

-Would fight anyone who is making snarky comments or is just plain mean. Don’t talk to his beautiful man like that >:(

-Again I’ve said this before but be ready for spontaneous 3 am adventures to wherever.

-Someone has gotta make sure he doesn’t do anything seriously stupid right?

-Cuddle this man seriously. He likes to be held and he’s not afraid to show it. Just wrap your arms around him and lay down for a bit.

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Update

HEY

I’m basically free

I graduated a few weeks and I needed a few to chill but >:)

It’s time to get back into it Thank you for being patient with me!

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I figured out where Jimmy is from. I mean, I didn’t watch Hardcore Henry, but I still got it. I know what country he grew up in.

I mean, the first clue we have is his European accent. It’s some sort of European accent, but how crack head he is makes it impossible to pin point. So he’s from Europe, right? Wrong. His parents are European though.

So, they were crack head scientists too. They couldn’t stay in Europe, because the policio woulda hijacked their crack and deleted their prophecy of a son. So, they moved.

That explains why he knows science, and why he has an European . But, where did they move to? Some where shitty laws and is hardly populated. So, certain places in Africa and South America, or maybe Russia.

They packed their coke, forgot the science equipment, and moved to South America. Why South America? It’s next to Mexico, and they’ve got some neat coke. That’s how Jimmy gained his addiction to science. No, I mean crack cocaine.

So, they were probably in a hut in a jungle somewhere in South America. Jimmy got his crazy murder skills cuz the crazy murder cats in the jungle, like them lemurs. His parents were murdered by lemurs, which is why King Julius scares him. It also explains why he acts like a kid, and why he craves attention just like a kid.

Then, he was doing some business in Mexico, where he moved after his parents died in 1674, and this European guys came over and crackhead-napped him. See, the joke is that he slept the whole way there. Get it, napped?

Anyways, that’s how Hardcore Henry began. And that’s where Jimmy is from.

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Update

Hey guys! Terribly sorry, this account is STILL active!! School has just been really wearing me out so it’s been difficult to have inspiration to write imagines.

But don’t worry! I will be getting to your requests soon and will have requests open soon as well! Thank you all so much for the support, I really appreciate it <3

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do you post headcanons? if so, i have a headcanon that hoxton has tattoos maybe on his upper arms or torso/back, i was curious if you could write anything short involving that and a reader seeing them for the first time?

{aww this is really cute?? here’s something for ya anon i hope this is what you want <3}

“God dammit!”

“Oh calm down will you?”

(Y/N) held Hoxton up as they entered an empty warehouse, sirens going off past them as they hurried inside. The two were safe, for now. (Y/N) only hoped that Bain would get the cops off their asses soon.

Hoxton hissed in pain as (Y/N) set him down on the ground, leaning him up against a wall. (Y/N) kneeled down next to him and reached over to get his bullet-proof vest off but he swatted their hand away.

“I’m fine.” Hoxton grumbled, putting pressure on his bloody shoulder. He was stubborn, everyone knew that. But (Y/N) was taking that for an answer. They moved his hand away gently and unclipped his vest, gently sitting him up to get it off before setting it to the side. Then they reached for his suit coat and he chuckled.

“Couldn’t this wait at the safehouse?” Hoxton asked teasingly, raising a brow at (Y/N). They didn’t answer him, simply taking off the suit coat before reaching into their bag. “Just get your arm out of your sleeve so I can get the bullet out.” (Y/N) ordered. Hoxton grumbled something under his breath before doing what he was told, getting his injured arm out of his sleeve. When (Y/N) turned back to Hoxton they paused for a moment, looking at his arm. They saw blood, which wasn’t what surprised them. Tattoos however, is not what they expected. From his shoulder down his arm was littered with tattoos. There was a wolf, a raven, dice, and a few others that they couldn’t quite make out, some writing maybe?

“Are you going to get the damn bullet out or what?” Hoxton asked, a bit irritated. (Y/N) snapped out of their thoughts and simply nodded, going to work at getting the bullet out. As they worked it was quiet, except for a few grunts of pain from Hoxton as (Y/N) worked on getting the bullet out.

Once they did, they put it to the side and grabbed one of their medic bags and began to work on bandaging up Hoxton. 

“I didn’t think you would have tattoos.” (Y/N) mumbled, earning a weak chuckle from Hoxton. “What? Do they not look good on me?” Hoxton asked, looking to (Y/N). They simply smiled, finishing up the wrapping before handing him his suit coat.

“I think they suit you perfectly.”

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Hey I just wanna say how much I love your blog! I found it through some friends and now I've spent almost an hour reading through all of the hc's! Could you s u p p l y some Jimmy hc's, please? I'm desperate. :,-)

{HELLO HI I AM SO SORRY FOR HOW LATE THIS IS I’VE BEEN SO DEAD??? HERE’S SOME HEADCANONS MY DUDE}

Jimmy

-I like to think Jimmy is a little spoon, just hold that boy close and he’s yours.

-You try being the voice of reason for Jimmy but it always ends up with him doing something extremely stupid anyway.

-“I told you so.”“I knew you’d have my back, love.”

-Whenever he’s far away from you on a heist he’d send you a really stupid meme to let you know he was thinking of you. Kind of varies with memes, most of the time it’s wholesome memes.

-Constant night time adventures!!

-Like it could be anywhere, the bar, Denny’s, or just sitting on the roof of the safehouse and looking at the stars. As long as it’s with you.

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ok I know this is totally out of the blue cause i’ve been dead but consider this: Red Dead Redemption AU with the Payday gang?? Like just the wild west days and they’re just a bunch of cowboys. Dallas being the gang leader of course, just them trying to make their way through the world.

I might write more for this hehehe

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Update

HI GEEZ I’M SO SORRY I’m not dead by the way I’m terribly sorry for my absense. I wanted to write over break but I wanted to hang out with my family as well so I hope to get all of your requests soon so then I can reopen them once more. I hope you all are doing well!! Thank you for your patience

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thank you so much for running this blog!! i sometimes worry that the payday fandom is gonna die out since it's technically over now and it means a lot to me and a lot of people that you do this!

Aw thank you so much! I’m glad you can enjoy this blog despite the story of the Payday gang being over. I just love self inserts and imagines and I didn’t even see any for Payday so I just thought why not!

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Update

Hey guys, this is a little bit of an update from me. School has been kind of hectic and I’ve been getting a lot of requests. Thank you for sending me requests! 

But I’m going to be closing them for now so then I can get all caught up with them so then there can be more and they won’t pile up on me. Thank you for understanding!

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Is this page still active ;v;

It is! I’m just in school currently so I haven’t been able to get around to all these requests.

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WannaBeHeister!Reader. The reader wants to join the crew in heisting but everyone fears in worry of the precious cinnamon roll being hurt.

{omg this sounds so cute here’s some headcanons!}

WannaBeHeister!Reader

-You were originally a contracter for the gang, giving them a variety of different jobs to get some sweet loot. With of course some for you.

-However you were beginning to get bored with sitting back and letting the Payday gang do all the dirty work. So you suggested to Bain and the gang that you should play a part.

-Though they’re not quite sure about it. They’ve never really seen you as threatening, only the dark jobs that they’ve been given by you.

-They’re just more afraid of seeing their friend getting hurt.

-Bain finally lets you join the gang, however with the terms that the gang will teach you the ropes.

-If you didn’t know how to handle a gun before, Wick and Chains are your guys for the job.

-They find it cute how you’re just learning to shoot a gun. Though they hope you’ll never have to use it, they can’t really imagine you killing cops for a living. Despite the shady stuff you’ve done.

-Houston and Dallas would teach you the ropes on the different heists and preplanning. They have a certain eye for that sort of stuff.

-Your first heist you go out with Hoxton, Wolf, and Sokol. It’s a stealth heist so the three of them are doing their best on reminding you what you’ve learned.

-Though it goes wrong, it wasn’t entirely your fault but one of the others tripped an alarm so they had to make it quick.

-Overall your first heist was a success. You got the loot that you needed and the gang was pretty happy with your work.

-”There’s hope for you yet, rookie.”

-However on a loud heist you got seriously hurt and the crew freaked out.

-They get protective over their crew members, especially you.

-Luckily you got patched up real good at the safehouse with the help of Aldstone. Though they told you you should be a bit more careful in the future.

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Do you only do heister x reader or can people request heister x heister stuff?

I mainly do heister x reader stuff but I can also do heister x heister stuff if you so like! I just take what requests I have!

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sokol takes s/o out on an ice skating rink date and s/o is absolutely terrible at ice skating? pls

The Art of Skating-Sokol x Reader

{hey y’all!! if you wanna be on my taglist please ask! this is kinda short but I hope you enjoy regardless.}

“You’ve never been ice skating?” Sokol asked, looking at his partner with such surprise. The two were having a day off at the safe house, others were out heisting or off God knows where. 

“Not exactly,” (Y/N) replied, rubbing the back of their neck a tad bit nervously, “My parents never took me to an ice rink when I was a kid so I guess I really didn’t get that chance.” Sokol shook his head, putting his hand on his head dramatically at the thought of them not ice skating before. “This cannot stand!” Sokol exclaimed, standing up from his seat and outstretching his hand to (Y/N).

“You. Me. Ice rink. Now.”

“What? What if the gang-”

“Nope, none of that. We’re going. This requires full attention.”

(Y/N) rolled their eyes and chuckled. As much as they worried on whether Bain or the Payday gang needed them, Sokol was persistent on teaching them how to ice skate. They didn’t really see it as a big deal, though they had to do it for Sokol. (Y/N) took Sokol’s hand and he lifted them from their seat and out the door.

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Sokol had taken (Y/N) to a local ice rink in DC. It wasn’t as nice as Sokol would’ve liked it but, it would do for their first time. Once the two of them were set on ice skates they set out. Though (Y/N) didn’t step out initially, they stared off at the small rink while Sokol skated around. He made it look so easy.

Sokol skated over to them, raising an eyebrow at them.“C’mon don’t tell me you’re scared.” Sokol teased. (Y/N) rolled their eyes and playfully pushed Sokol. “I’d rather not go out and trip thank you very much.” (Y/N) quipped back. Sokol chuckled and took their hands and gently took them out to the rink. “Then let me teach you.”

(Y/N) smiled, a light blush on their face as he helped them skate around the rink slowly. “It’s just like walking really,” Sokol spoke softly, “You’ll get the hang of it I promise.” (Y/N) lightly chuckled as they made their first round around the rink. They only stumbled slightly luckily. Though the second round they nearly fell on their face. Sokol quickly caught them, holding them in his arms and holding them close. He laughed as he led them toward a wall to lean against, still holding them close to his chest. (Y/N) lightly blushed, burying their face in his chest. 

“You’re doing good so far love,” Sokol cheerfully said, looking down at his lover, “You’ve barely stumbled.” (Y/N) chuckled nervously, pulling away for a moment to look up at Sokol. “Guess you could call me a natural.” (Y/N) replied with a wink, earning a soft chuckle from Sokol. He leaned forward and placed a soft kiss on their forehead. (Y/N) leaned in to his touch, a small smile forming on their lips. 

“You didn’t have to do this, Sokol.”

“I didn’t have to. I just, felt like you deserve to experience something like this y’know?”

(Y/N) leaned against his chest and hummed contently. They were glad he thought that way, wanting to do something nice for them like this. It just made them love him even more.

“Now,” Sokol spoke, pulling away and holding on to the side of (Y/N)’s arms, “Ready to continue to learn the art of skating?”

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What’s the weirdest thing you ship in the gang?

Hm, y’know off the top of my head I don’t really ship anything too out of the ordinary for the crew.