pay

ello

[beachgothgay]

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

[im-a-fully-realized-creation]

[starsiignals]

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

[mysharona1987]

[thechekhov]

As many of you know, I live in Japan.

While working at school some teachers and I were setting up a fence around the pool and I got my hand jammed in between two very heavy pieces of metal.

I went to the doctor and they recommended I get an x-ray. My American ass was like “oh fuck last time I was offered an x-ray in the states it would cost me upwards of $1000 because that was my deductable. (:

I did the X-ray and guess what it cost in Japan? (: (: (:

$13 motherfuckin dollars.

[nonasuch]

me, helping a little girl pick out a locket at the shop: do you usually like to wear goldtone or silvertone?

little girl: I like silver because of Artemis, the goddess of the moon and the hunt and also she’s a warrior and she never got married.

me, internally: never let the world change you

[awwww-cute]

[killowave]

[transvampirerights]

[robinsghost]

[cephalopede]

Wait this versions better

[huffylemon]

every other youtuber: *channel inevitably dies due to scandal* 

jenna marbles: “we found out that my dog has a soap fetish, so here’s him reviewing different soap brands + we made him bed out of soap bars”

[fozmeadows]

half the fun of cat ownership is the random scavenger hunts, like, where is my small friend sleeping today? are you in the laundry basket? are you under the bed? have you curled up behind the shelf or on top of a cupboard or crept into a shopping bag? have you discovered a secret portal to another dimension and gone to have adventures with a tiny mechanical dragon? where are you, cat??

[mjwatson]

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

[trapcard]

today’s mood

[juspect-deactivated20231206]

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

[micdotcom]

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

There should really be a ‘nevermind’ option on Netflix. Sometimes I start a movie or a series and ten minutes or an episode in, I decide I don’t like it. I don’t want to see it in my ‘continue watching’ category, and I certainly don’t want to see ‘because you watched this thing’ either. I made a mistake. Please stop reminding me.

[sixpenceee]

Found on @WeLoveCemeteries

[chastainjessica]

I feel like something he loaded by mistake. Something to be jettisoned if necessary. Something disposable. I feel like I could disappear.

Gone Girl(2014) dir. David Fincher

[trueloveistreacherous]

I guess I kind of hate most things, but I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?

[libbyruleart]

I would watch a whole movie of porgs doing things.