[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

[beardedmrbean]

[earthwalkerr-deactivated2026052]

ill be unstoppable once I finally heal this gaping wound

[zedogica]

[sailermoon]

listening to a song by a woman when the man’s solo comes on

[marcchurch]

[hi-raethia]

[woman-becomer]

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

[cordic]

we gave your drink an infection

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

they shouldve given britney spears a gun like 20 years ago and just let the chips fall where they may

[segamascott]

[akashicrecord]

you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

[theehorsepusssy]

[segamascott]

and you'll never get rid of me

[segamascott]

*her

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

there is magic even in hell

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

I'm forwarding all of you my next therapy bill.

[the-final-sif]

Can I propose the XKCD method instead?

XCKD 945, ID in Alt