ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵈᵉˢᵗʳᵒʸᵉʳ ✌

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               ❝   how can you live, KNOWING that you have a stick up your ass ?   ❞   commander-SCHMANDER  ;;  she’s fuckin’ immortal. who needed a filter when they’d survived the apocalypse ? homegirl has definitely seen some shit. still, there’s a brief moment of silence before sculpted brows shoot upwards. SHIT, HER BAD. forgot the title.      ❝ ------------------------------- HEDA.  ❞

▲ ┊ ┊ @separatingfeelings

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SEXY BECKY:

       becca laughs, turning her head so she can capture bailey’s lips. she’s FAR too warm and happy to settle for anything less. ❝ shhhh, ❞ she murmurs, ❝ memory lane can come later. for now i just need you to KISS ME. ❞  

           warm kiss is received with eager, loving  lips, hands reaching up to caress   &    TEASE a strong jawline.  there’s no objection in the way bailey lets herself fall into becca’s lap, torso against torso.  ❝  you ALWAYS want me to kiss you. don’t ya get a lil’ tired of being so greedy ?   ❞

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              ❝  listen, whatever it is, i DIDN’T do it.   ❞    yes, she PROBABLY did. but there’s no actual explanation in her words   ;;  used as a friendly colloquialism to address the way gina’s feline-like features are trained on her. not that she truly minded, either way. 

▲ ┊ ┊ @ginatcnic

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                    BACK’S STRETCHED ALONG THE LENGTH OF THE TABLE WITHOUT MUCH REGARD FOR WHAT’S CONSIDERED APPROPRIATE.  obsidian irises seem heavy as they drink in all tan skin   &   taut muscle.  mildly interested cock of one’s head leads to a break in silence.   ❝    EMORI -----------------  right ??   ❞

▲ ┊ ┊ @stainblood​

[paigeturconet]

“Let’s try to not shoot any girl scouts on the first day, okay?” - Zoe Morgan

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HOLLA AT A GIRL FOR A STARTER !!

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          TRICKSTER ;;  demigod —- like   immortal    creatures   that    THRIVE   on    creating   mischief    &          mayhem.  with    the    power   to   make   objects   materialize   (  OUT OF THIN AIR  )   the  trickster                                                                accomplishes   its    destructive   feats    via   

                                           U N U S U A L        &      HUMOROUS    means. 

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                ❝    --------------- do i have BLOOD in my teeth ??  ❞   asking the hard-hitting questions from the get go. amazing. (      it’s funny how things like falling down a flight of stairs to prove a point will, more likely than not, have unintended SIDE EFFECTS. turning into a humanoid version of CUJO just happened to be one of them.   )

▲ ┊ ┊ @saralaxce

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SOME GUY:

      the demon can’t help but lean into her touch; she’s warm, and the intimacy was nice but short lived as he found himself stepping back. “ just a little company, what about you? ” He’s never felt so generic, proabbly because for once he wasn’t as high as a kite.

            lips curl back to display vibrant pearly whites as a KNOWING smirk  ;;  true to her nature, brown orbs glimmer with interest at his choice of wording. double entendre or no, a CHUCKLE rumbles from within a spacious chest, lungs expanding   &    shrinking with the passing of oxygen.   (    a fancy way of saying that her mind’s made itself a permanent resident within the GUTTER ™. truly a work of art.    )   ❝ --------- ain’t that what we all look for ??  ❞

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            ❝   ------------- YA EVER FEEL LIKE YOU’RE TOM    &   the rest of the world is just some sort of fucked up conglomerate of jerrys ??   ❞

▲ ┊ ┊ @damnbrace

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                lackadaisical stretching that ends in calloused digits STRETCHING OUT towards her companion. (   BORED, BORED, BORED ---------- you’d think lazy days escaped the living embodiment of mayhem. but it didn’t. never did. nope. abso-- FUCKIN--lutely not.    )  she ain’t about to give it away.  ambivalent nature  ;;   she’s in a decent mood today.

                  ❝    need somethin’, SUGARCUBE   ???    ❞

▲ ┊ ┊ @sintouched

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so who wants a piece of this dumb hoe ??

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sometimes i remember how bailey tortured a guy to beck’s “loser” playing in the background    &   i feel so proud.

[brenobikenobi]

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                obnoxious chewing of an old KIT-KAT BAR fills the space between them.  ❝ ---------------- ya ever seen MONSTER’S INC ??  ❞ 

▲ ┊ ┊ @idleteeth​

[the-restisconfetti]

random the 100 caps 8/∞

[isabelaoftheeasternseas]