※ JENNA & JULIEN PODCAST #176 OUR FAVORITE THINGS SENTENCE STARTERS ※
starters from the 176th episode of the jenna & julien podcast ! feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more j&j
“I just almost got out of breath from that.”
“Do you hear me? I’m wheezing right now.”
“I can’t get to the store right this second, stop making fun of me.”
“They’re like, don’t put them in the drier, and I’m like, I’ll do what I want.”
“I’m so sorry, I’m an adult.”
“They make your butt look good.”
“I would take a bath in it, and I wouldn’t mind.”
“Pasta. Yep, that’s literally all we cook.”
“I am not a beauty expert, you’ll have to ask someone who knows what they’re talking about.”
“Julien’s so mad at me right now.”
“If you don’t like spicy, don’t eat it.”
“It makes me feel normal.”
“I don’t know, man, that seems like a fucking lot.”
“This is all very corrupt.”
“Everyone’s like, that’s so unnecessary, and I’m like, yeah.”
“I really fucked this up somehow.”
“There’s a fly in the room.”
“Why? Why are you here? Why are you like this?”
“Where is this going, Julien? Are you trying to tell me something?”
“I love you, but, like, god damn it, I hate you sometimes. You are just the worst.”
“I don’t know what you just said, but okay.”
“I can pour cereal and eat it out of my fanny pack.”
“Would you consider yourself a flashlight connoisseur?”
“I had done had it with throw blankets and their fancy bullshit.”
“I just want a big, comfortable fucking blanket.”
“Man, I get so sick of little ass blankets.”
“If you’re not down for blanket time, what are you doing?”
“Warning, though, you will get stopped at the airport.”
“I’m really sorry, that was probably an accident.”
“Let’s have a flashlight party, I don’t know.”
“I don’t know how I got here.”
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