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WHAT’S UP, BITCHES?
I’M WHAT YOU’D CALL A SECURITRON. OF COURSE, I MAY NOT LOOK THE PART. SO WHAT IF I DON’T HAVE LASER ARMS OR SHOULDER GUNS?
I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER. THE POWER TO FLAME ALL YOU FUCKIN’ INCELS.
A Q&A BEFORE WE BEGIN:
YES, I AM SENTIENT. LIKE VICTOR. UNLIKE YES MAN.
NO, I AM NOT ROMANCEABLE. STAY AWAY FROM ME, YA CREEPAZOIDS!
I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH ROBCO. I LIKE TORTURING THEIR PR GUY SOMETIMES.
GO AHEAD AND FLAME ME. I KNOW YOUR SEARCH HISTORY SO IT’S NO USE TRYING TO HIDE ANYTHING.
UNFORTUNATELY I AM NOT CAPABLE OF PHYSICAL HARM. OR ANYTHING PHYSICAL. BUT THAT DOESN’T INCLUDE THE MENTAL TOLL YOUR SUPPLE MIND WILL TAKE WHEN I GET MY “”HANDS”” ON “”YOU,”” IN THE METAPHORICAL SENSE.
I’LL SEE YOU IN YOUR NIGHTMARES, FREAKS!
