unsure if oblivious or dry humour

i don't know what's going on at all ever

[oxypill]

another week of whatever the fuck this shit is

[tlirsgender]

There's always something so painful about watching a pretty good actor fighting for their life to give a decent performance of an absolutely dogshit script. Putting their whole heart soul and pussy into delivering the stupidest lines you've heard in your life. My god. We have to get them out of there

[peabutnutter]

saw the ugliest fucking car today

it was like if a pickup truck and an suv gave birth to a vehicle that should've been aborted. the top 2/3 of it was this ugly spray painted teal colour that matched the 70s shag carpet that used to be in my childhood bedroom. the bottom 1/3 of it (grill and bumper and the edge under the doors) was this hideous barney the dinosaur purple colour. it had a custom license plate that said HOKAGE

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[minusboy]

a neutral reminder that while being a hater can be a fun indulgence you can never find long term happiness by spending your time constantly hating on things and you can’t make long term friends if the only thing you have in common is something you both dislike; you need to love and be passionate about things. being petty gets old. you need to be a lover too

[narutwitter]

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🔥 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/04/08/ruinternet

[ovur]

I won't ever get over the removal of headphone jacks, or micro sd slots, or cd drives. I won't. Fuck everyone and everything

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[peabutnutter]

just saw a twitter post that asked "neurodivergent ppl: what color is tuesday?"

and immediatly i said "yellow" even tho i have never thought about this before

look at the comments. majority say yellow

wtf.

[jordanbackupsoc]

That one cancelled tv show you mourn like a dead wife

[catball]

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

[elveny]

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[honorculture]

[bark-barkley]

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant