Wonderland

Caleigh ~ 19 ~ She/Her ~ ENFP ~ Libra ~ Bisexual ~ Requests Open! If you're a terf do not follow!!!!

[americachavez]

normally I accuse twitter of only bring capable of pulling discourse from tumblr two years later but “himbo is ableist” is possibly the first fully original take twitter has produced all on its own and it’s as magnificent as I’d hoped for

[sunfortune]

THIS IS KILLING ME LFKNDKJGNJFNREG

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

[rumandhoney-scotchandchocolate]

i might try my hand at changing the things I cannot accept. 

[wasteland-survivor]

Figure I might fuck around and gain the wisdom to know the difference

[valdotpng]

animal crossing isnt a “social simulation game”. splatoon isnt a “”third-person shooter””. you fools. theyre dress-up games first and foremost

[left-reminders]

[praguegirl]

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

You were meant to be here. The universe worked for billions of years to create you. Whole stars lived and died for you to exist. They sacrificed themselves so that you could rise from their ashes. Their dust is in your bones, their light in your thoughts. You see beauty where they could only shine. You feel warmth where they could only burn. What a miracle you are, you living, breathing thing. You have a place in this universe. You were meant to see, to feel, to know, to love. You were meant to be here. 

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

cock and penis are not the same thing the fact that you are even implying this makes me want to kick you in the head or punch you in the head/gouge your eye Or even slam your throat with a powerful strike

[angelgone224-deactivated2021030]

why would u try to flex on tumblr.. thats like trying to act normal in the psych ward . u are here for the same reason as the rest of us idiot. brain damage

[deborahlutz-blog]

Box for carrying leeches, 19th century.

Source

[fullmetalfisting]

Let’s bring this back

[pileofknives]

Pulling out two leeches in the subway and putting them in my ears like AirPods

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[thyrell]

harry potter post avoider 9000

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

*glows pink in the night in my room*

[goshiki]

Me: I’m totally gonna be an asshole this playthrough

Asshole option: *appears*

Me:

[veracrossing-blog-blog]

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

[animal-crossing]

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

[marsapartment]

No matter how you feel about the joker movie as a movie, you still have to admit that the way it chaotically threw off disney’s plans for endgame this year is so fucking funny? Like? The mouse schemed to end their last avengers movie on a cliffhanger so that endgame could make bank. They poured $365 million into the budget, and an additional $200 million+ into marketing to secure its spot as the most talked about comic book film of the year. And the way they peddled that film to get maximum discourse was astounding? The gay joe russo character, everyone speculating over who was going to die, the “best picture” and “oscar nom for Robert Downey Jr” campaigns. The way a board room of writers fumed in a room for a year deciding strategically what the least offensive story was for maximum appeal, and it was pg so that every living human being on earth could go see it. they released endgame in the theatres TWICE.

And then just. 

this fuckign clown mcgee movie that NO ONE asked for or even wanted comes along - and from the director of the hangover movies too???? and everyone’s in a panic that this film is going to make people do crime?? like, everyone’s either talking about how great it is, or it’s trash - but even if you hated it, you’re still talking about it? And it was rated r, so it cut the audience who could go see the movie in half, and yet because it cost around $60 million to make and earned $1 billion+ at the box office, it still technically became the most profitable comic book movie to date lmao?? It’s not even connected to a batman movie and it somehow got that record. And now the oscar noms are out, and joker has 11 oscar noms meanwhile endgame got 1 nom for visual effects… lmao this movie really is the real life version of how it feels to get pranked by the joker’s trick

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

i’m reeling over this ad to where i can’t even think of anything funny to say about it

[jampot677]

Perfect way to describe Ross