PeacefulAndTranquil

The Best To Ever Do It.

[peacefulandtranquil]

i’m serving cunt like i’m the mcdonald’s of pussy

[redstonedust]

i dont envy youtuber friendship fallouts like im imagining the times ive had to ditch a toxic ex-friend but with the additional baggage of a) having to maintain some professionalism as a public figure and b) there being hundreds of gay teenagers on the internet who headcanon us as found family and/or lovers. i think i would crash out.

[peacefulandtranquil]

always trust the maths. never trust yourself to have done the maths correctly.

[peacefulandtranquil]

i don't trust youtube downloader websites that don't look like they're trying to scam me.

[dqnquality]

[vincent2845]

[peacefulandtranquil]

i support small, local, independent data brokers

[redstonedust]

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

[peacefulandtranquil]

guy who had only ever heard of skyrim for a good few years before discovering other video games exist: have you played any good new skyrims lately?

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pseudomantis]

we should start giving testosterone to ants

[feralsquirrel666-deactivated202]

uncles

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[pukicho]

you unpinned the slurpy jello post puki :(

You know the saying "legends never die"? That's not true, they die, and that post is dead.

[c3rvida3]

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

[mucmucvi]

This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

[pukicho]

you make one quotable shitpost on this god forsaken website and you’re fucking immortal

I’ve only managed to make one??? I’m SHIT

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

True!

[pukicho]

Listen man, I was already kind enough to praise your small monkey in the DMs:

You never got back to me, yet here you are, sending me an ask containing the monkey once again. You never replied to my DM but you continue to send me the monkey, all in complete silence.

[pukicho]

[shencomix]

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy