Stand And Deliver.

My name is Lotharia Rendain, though you can call me Day. If you ever call me Lotharia, I will not hesitate to teach you some manners. Also I am so very sorry. ((An RP blog for my Battleborn OC! Multi-Ship! Feel free to message! Character is 500, mun is +18)) Icon by the amazing dxystrxyer!

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" 'Spendin' as little money as possible'? That don' sound like you, hunny-bun~" cue Benny just being a teasing little shit.

Day smiled and lightly hit him on the arm with her clipboard. “Oh shush, you big handsome bird, I’m working.” With a quick kiss to his cheek she wrote something else down.

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regurgirocket:

“Ah, so borin’ paperwork eh? Ghalt workin’ ya to the bone, babe?” Benedict asks as he just snickers a little from her hand patting his cheek, letting out a soft chirp as he’d lightly peck her cheek. “Mmm, fine ‘den hun, I’ll leave ya–” then he paused, noticing her hand covering something up.

“Wha’s that~?”

Day laughed and tightened her grip on her clipboard, a little embarrassed at what she drew. She was sure nobody wanted to see it. But then she remembered who she was talking to and meekly uncovered then picture. It was two poorly drawn breasts.

“Don’t tell anybody, alright? Heheh.”

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" 'Spendin' as little money as possible'? That don' sound like you, hunny-bun~" cue Benny just being a teasing little shit.

Day smiled and lightly hit him on the arm with her clipboard. “Oh shush, you big handsome bird, I’m working.” With a quick kiss to his cheek she wrote something else down.

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“Oow, hurtin’ my feelin’s there, babe~” Benedict just laughs and rubs his arm a bit to play it off as actually being hurt, but it was just a light hit. He’d be fine. Still, he’d churr softly in her ear as he’d nuzzle his head against her cheek and neck, looking over her shoulder. “Mmmmwhat’cha got ‘dere?”

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“It’s just a list of requests and orders for supplies.” She placed a hand on his cheek and patted him gently. “Nothing very exciting. But it helps keep this ship running.” Her other hand was covering a small doodle she made in the margins earlier. No need for anybody to see that.

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" 'Spendin' as little money as possible'? That don' sound like you, hunny-bun~" cue Benny just being a teasing little shit.

Day smiled and lightly hit him on the arm with her clipboard. “Oh shush, you big handsome bird, I’m working.” With a quick kiss to his cheek she wrote something else down.

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1000 pounds of itching powder. Can substitute a coffee tin of fleas and a key to Oscar Mike's quarters

“No! What an awful thing to do to such a nice person.” She quickly scribbles something down on her clipboard and then gives a stink eye.

“Your request has been vehemently denied.”

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5 high quality pregnancy tests and a live eel

“The tests I can completely understand. But why the eel?...”

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200 pounds of live cave worms

“...Okay.”

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A remote control car, 100 air horns, 20 rolls of duct tape, 4 packs of sparklers and 20,000 AA batteries

“WHAT?! Why in the name of the illustrous and radiant Empress Lenore would you need all of that for?! Are you going to race?! Are you holding a show?!”

“You know what? No. Request denied.”

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"A 100 lb pack of bologna, a 55 gallon barrel of mayonnaise and a two-liter bottle of mustard. I'm going to make a Hurgin for the entire ship!"

“100 lbs of... Alright, darling, lets talk this through. What you want to do is very sweet, but that is too much mayonnaise. Or at least too little mustard for how much bologna yo want.”

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A 1500ft long roll of plastic and a barrel of lubricant.

“...”

“What?”

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A coffee tin of oregano

“First of all, no. Second of all, that is dangerous. Third of all, no.”

“I’m fairly certain that Ghalt would have a few choice words for me if I allowed this through.”

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this gave me a funny idea Send in an anonymous food or supply request and Day will react to it

[pendles-is-friendles]

“… fine.  Don’t order it.  Three hundred pounds of food’s three hundred pounds of food any way you slice it.  You can’t say I didn’t warn you, dear…”

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“Oh don’t be so dramatic. Of course I’m going to order it. I remember what a Roa on Feeding Day is like.” She gave him a wink and wrote something down on her clipboard.

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Day bursts into the room with a clipboard in her hand.

“Who ordered twenty-seven pounds of raw beef?!”

[0scar-mike]

“Well what else would I barbeque?!”

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Day opens her mouth, then closes it. Thinks for a moment, opens her mouth again, but closes it immediately.

With a long sigh she puts a hand on his shoulder “By Lenore, who am I kidding? I can’t say no to you, Mikey.”

[rogue-deadeye]

“If my fiance wants some damn meat let him order it princess.”

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“I am not going to let him have 270 lbs of raw beef. Just like I am not going to order an entire barrel full of trail mix that somebody ordered. It would cost too much money.”

“My responsibility is to make sure we spend as little money as possible while also providing an ample amount of supplies. If he summed down his request to something more reasonable, then I would order it for him.”

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pendles-is-friendles:

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“Pendles. Darling. You could build a person from that! That is an entire person of raw beef.”

“Day, love, sis… this week’s beef week!  A growin’ Roa’s got to eat, you know!”

“Yes, but that seems like the majority of her weight! That is so much food, Pendles.”

“Are you going to build a sculpture?! An interactive art instillation where you can play with the raw beef?! Feel it between your fingers and juggle it?!”

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“By the looks and sounds of it…pretty much every carnivore on the ship.”

"Would that include yourself, dear? Is this a confession?"

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this gave me a funny idea Send in an anonymous food or supply request and Day will react to it