Felix: imagine if cave johnson had been just a little bit twinkier or more conventionally attractive. sure, at first, people would ship him with caroline like they already do. but then theyโd find the cave cube shit. theyโd theorize he was still alive somehow. so then theyโd draw hot twink androids. and theyโd also draw hot twink android versions of wheatley. and then, theyโd write fics about wheatley getting a human body and glados makes him do tests and he escapes to old aperture and he finds android cave and they escape aperture together and fall in love or something. this is a timeline we narrowly dodged.
Chan:
Chan: What the fuck





















