Gonna touch yo butt

-------Holla friends how u doin?------------ ~ - he/she/they ~

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[peachmarshmallows]

[peachmarshmallows]

[peachmarshmallows]

[herawell]

Frodo had to leave Middle Earth because there was no way the SamRosie marriage could have survived whatever weird codependent secret third thing Sam and Frodo had going on.

[peachmarshmallows]

Local lizard mean as fuck to shrimp lady more at 11

[orcboxer]

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

[peachmarshmallows]

practicing with lighting and colours

[peachmarshmallows]

I wanna draw some guys

[pangur-and-grim]

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[pangur-and-grim]

[pallythesimp]

interested in the idea that whatever spiders Georg has going on with his diet is somehow sexual

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[gaybichon]

👆 me

[sivavakkiyar]

Even in olden times, the night was ancient.

[sivavakkiyar]

[babushkaat]

[hunter-rodrigez]

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.

[scary-ivy]

I want my top surgery done by cannibal zombiegirl nurses *remembers feminism* and zombiegirl doctor

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[wander-in-arda]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[typingwithmyhandstied]

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife