[killue]

king julien off the shits

[theweirdwideweb]

[mobilesuitzetagundam]

[alienmeg-blog]

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

[gemmarosity-deactivated20180906]

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

[doing-talking]

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

[fix-a-h3eart-today]

i figured out why i look so bad in pictures!! im ugly

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[diamondguls]

he bobbin

[septemberequinox]

not to be nsfw but i want to have a nap with someone i love

[mydearthisbe]

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

I collect photos of dogs trapped in the 2nd dimension feel free to send me ur favorites

[1juli]

[daddyyankeefanclub]

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂

Bless his heart.

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

[twenty6-deactivated20250103]

Newcastle Times Square x

[griffys]

me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy

me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me

[iangel404-deactivated20170423]

thanks