yeah, the milk goes off too fast.
I mean like I don't drink coffee or have that much cereal.
for me the milk is kind of an occasional thing.
when you open it once though...
you know it's like a ticking time bomb.
you gotta throw it away 'cause it goes off.
like I don't wanna be wasteful so I'm like..
"maybe I won't buy milk this time 'cause like I never use it."
but now I've got this lodger and they need milk to sleeps so-
man I wonder if there's like
more of those floorboard guys in my house
because if they're just gonna drink one glass a day
you know maybe having them as a lodger won't work out,
but if there's like 2 of them..,
you know I reckon 2 floorboard people can finish a carton of milk
like, you know, before it goes bad.
'cause I only buy milk once a week.
like I'm not made of milk money.
yeah we need more floorboard people in here.
but like don't get people who are lactose intolerant
or like hate milk for some reason
like I dunno they're vegan or something.
I mean like ask them if they like milk beforehand.
Does that sound weird though?
"Like, hey you want a place to live? You like milk?"
Yeah that's probably the wrong approach.
I mean you could explain the situation but-
They probably think you're insane or something.
Is there like a stray animal shelter you can give the spare milk to?
Or maybe like homeless people?
Wait, I didn't mean to imply homeless people are like stray animals.
I'm just throwing stuff at the wall here.