🍑Just Peachy🍑

The names Maverick and i'm pretty peachy! I'm a well known pun-enthusiast, and I find enjoyment in drawing comics and being a sarcastic asswipe to the people i cherish the most in life (I'm looking at you Britney....) Anyways take a seat, snuggle up to your favorite snuggy, make yourself comfortable and welcome to purgatory!!

[anexperimentallife]

[tayefeth]

God: Teenagers, as part of their growing independence and ability to take care of themselves, will tend to be night owls, allowing parents to care for younger children in the morning.

Humans: So you're saying that teenagers are lazy and we need to beat them to make them responsible adults.

[xphilosoraptorx]

God: No, this is a good thing! Now you have someone to watch over your tribes and homes while the rest of you sleep!

Modern society: If you can't operate during the day like everyone else, you're useless to us.

[unclefather]

Look at that snatched waist and sock bun. She’d do numbers on Instagram

[joshpeck]

this website was a mistake

[sonicthehedgegod]

holy shit i found it

ive been looking for this image for like almost two years with no success and i just accidentally stumbled upon it just now

[akroglam]

[morrithal]

marvel exec 1: how are we going to develop all of our two female avengers in time for infinity war?

marvel exec 2: what if… we lightened their hair

marvel exec 1: brilliant, that’s genius, write that down!

[deadcrushing]

thor ragnarok fight scene but holding out for a hero is playing

[dresdoodles]

On falling in love with your gay best friend 💖

follow me @dresdoodles or on twitter

[nevver]

[spacehunter-m]

Visit Original Link

[spacehunter-m]

requested by @whitechadwarden

[fourforyouodo]

I’m Gonna Be (500 miles) is honestly just such a pure, solid good song. The lyrics are cute af and actually resemble a long-term committed and happy relationship and to top it all off you can scream ‘DAHDADADA’ and the top of your lungs in a pub and someone will scream it back to you. 

[krabby-kronicle]

[rumwik]

I’ve been blessed!

[memewhore]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

[igxbaddies]

[modulaire]

[artsywitchling]

and a more sketchy thing I liked a lot that I drew today :)