Local Peanut Gallery Jokesters #903

Another invisible bisexual, 28, a huge gamer who hates Gamers™, I mourn for Ape Escape every day. He/They

[radlite]

I Was Bored and Rated Almost Every Single Song in the Ape Escape Series

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[syn4k]

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

[imsobadatnicknames2]

The thing is. Despite being a prominent hater and music snob at heart, there's very few music artists I actually actively *dislike*. The most I will say about the vast majority of music I don't actively enjoy is some variation of "it's not for me".

And I think part of it is that I will very rarely dislike a musician due to their music being *bad*, because "bad" music is still fun for me. Usually the only thing that actually gets me to actively dislike a musical artist is a combination of Aggressively Mid + held on a pedestal by a large enough number of people who are actively hostile to anyone who expresses not only dislike but even *indifference* towards the artist.

Basically Slayer and Pantera are on the short list of musical artists I actually genuinely dislike for the same reason Taylor Swift is on it.

[boccher]

why does the US have a theme park ride thats just presidential speeches. who would want to visit that. that sounds like something yeonmi park would make up about north korea

[radlite]

I don't even have a good reason for hating Troy Baker so much he just seems like an egotist addicted to the smell of his own farts (more than most actors at least) and I don't even think his voice acting is that good bc he just sounds like A Guy.

[starridge]

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

[orteil42]

(in a cold sweat) kenshi but morrowind. morrowind but kenshi

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I'm as big a hater of ToTK (treating ToTK here as synendoche for the way the "open world zelda" formula has taken over the design phsilosophy of recent first-party nintendo games and certain parts of the videogame industry in general) as the next guy but damn, some people really have weird ways to hate on it.

While cooking dinner last night I was watching a youtube video about the design of old zelda vs. new zelda and I was agreeing with a lot of the guy's points (if not always with the way they were presented) up until he started arguing that:

Putting content in a game that a large portion of players will probably miss inherently means admitting that the content in question doesn't matter

It's actually a problem for a game to allow each player to have their own unique experience with it, because it leads players to miss on the chance to connect and bond with each other over shared experiences

And like. I see where these takes could be coming from. Like they seem to fundamentally be arguing for the value of more tightly designed, curated experiences, which I think is a resonable position, but then when taken to their logical extremes like this and treated as universal metrics they become nothing short of extremely bizarre claims.

[thelioninmybed]

Witch Hat Atelier, but instead of being about a cute little witch who lives in the mountains, it's about a middle-aged alcoholic tormented by a relationship he can't remembe-

FUCK post cancelled

[dragon-png]

[pearwolf]

"i want to work on a hobby but i wont because i should be doing more important things" <- person who isnt gonna do either of those

[everfolk]

do u ever see someone in your notifs and think wow! i was sure you'd unfollowed me by now

[k-szk]

ボルケーノくんのピポヘルの色間違えたので自害します

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

[cash4bees]

I think the reason I still enjoy tumblr is that even though this all still pisses me off, I know that anything that makes me mad on here is 100% earnest. It's not ragebait or engagement farming, y'all are actually just that stupid sometimes

[radlite]

I swear to god everyone on my block is in direct competition to have the most obnoxious dog. Somehow the house with MULTIPLE Huskies is NOT the worst offender. Someone put me out of my fucking misery already.

[uesp]

"So of course a giant bug appeared, with the greatest eastern wizard inside it. He could see past Vivec's disguise and knew of the warrior-poet's divinity but he thought himself so powerful that he talked harshly:"

'See what you have wrought, silly Triune! Columns of nonsense and litany fiends! I cannot believe how reason or temperance can be made whole again due to your eating, eating, eating! Consort with more demons, why don't you?'

"Vivec stabbed the wizard through his soul."

--From The Thirty-Six Lessons of Vivec, Sermon Twenty-Six