A scene from Wednesday Season 8, where grad school Wednesday (who appears closer to 35 than 22) argues with her decidedly decrepit parents.
Wednesday: Enough. I will not risk the life of my—
Wednesday: *recites blandly* —assuredly platonic, hetero life partner and coincidental co-parent to our twins—
Wednesday: *glances at the camera* —with whom I happen to share a bed with…
Wednesday: *looks back to her parents*—on yet ANOTHER absurd and pointless family secret.
Gomez: Well, my quixotically queer quandary, about that. You must understand—
Morticia: What your father is trying to say is that it was in self-defense.
Wednesday: *seething* Just like the LAST seven villains intent on harming our family?
Gomez: My sardonically sinister sapphic, please. If it’s any consolation, this inadvertent murder was NOT related to the Gates family.
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣
I swear, imma be very disappointed if we don't get another Morticia murder reveal in s3 , make it a tradition, pls
















