“Why? You want rescuing again?”
“Five thousand dollars? For me? Can I turn myself in?”
“They gonna hang him? Here’s hoping!”
“Well, stick around. You love her that much, maybe you can die for her as well.”
“In spite of all that, I would have easily left you hear to rot if they hadn’t stopped me.”
“And I didn’t kill any of us! Well, I killed some of your relatives, but they would’ve killed all of us.”
“It’s me, dumbass.”
“I do not want to hear about what you got up to in the military.”
“Stranded that long, huh. And you unfortunately survived.”
“Seeing double? That gives you twice the chance of hitting someone.”
“I just wanna see you when you meet your match, as far as an ancient predator with a big mouth…”
“Fantastic. Let’s hope it bites you first.”
“Think, man. A mind is a terrible thing to lose! Especially over such a nice floor as this.”
“Does this trolley go to Tahiti?!”
“Oh, I love you desperately. You’re my favorite parasite.”
“No, ringworm’s my favorite parasite. You’re my second favorite parasite.”
“I lied. It’s ringworm, then rats with the plague, then you.”
“Well, thanks for the introduction! How do you spell it? So I can tell the undertaker.”
Well when government agents are hunting you down, sometimes shopping trips need to be cut short!”
“And if needs be, we can eat you, you’re the fattest.”
“As long as we get paid or you get shot, I’m happy.”
“Because I will break every bone in your body. Not one more goddamn word, am I clear?”
“That’s two bones right there.”
“Your job’s starting the fights, it ain’t winning them.”
“Yes, you are a compulsive liar.”
“You should have taken the money.”
“He may be as dumb as rocks and dull as rusted iron…”
“I told them you weren’t the right man for this.”
“You got any other lost maidens need saving?”
“How did someone even come up with them words?”
“Look, I’m sorry friend, I can barely speak English.”
“Starving would be preferrable.”
“You know, I thought about getting into hosiery, but…I just look better in a suit.”
“Oh, I’m colder than you realize. I feel bad I didn’t rob and kill the bastard.”
“Made a meal outta that, didn’t you?”
“Dammit, you did run.”
“Remind me to rob your trains, mister.”
“I don’t wanna get shot, that’s all.”
“That is kinda brilliant. For you, I mean.”
“That’s a real idea! I think that’s the first time you ever had one of them!”
“You might be the first bastard to have half his brains eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent.”
“You know that attempt to seem all enigmatic and interesting? That might work for others, but for you it just makes you look stupid.”
“Must be tough being rich, huh?”
“Managing not to annoy folks?”
“I’m miserable.”
“Get your hands dirty for a change.”
“Forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face.”
“I was enjoying the monologue.”
“You must be nervous being so close to water.”
“I do my utmost to avoid you.”
“Robbing graverobbers…we’ve hit the big time.”
“You can see why he has such a high opinion of himself.”
“We’ll just follow the smell.”
“You still strong enough to hold up a wagon?”
“See, you ain’t so uselessafter all.”
“Sure, I can just take my winters in my country club in California.”
“What you think? Find another old lady to strangle?”
“Do I get to skin you?”