Bean

Heartless

[callese]

[cherryking]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[chasekip]

[toastbutteregg]

[goldcoasthoney]

[sagihairius]

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

[inneroptics]

Gosia Janik

[poetry-siir]

When you change, don’t announce it. Just bloom.

[valtsv]

revenge of the sith is the best star wars film no contest because of its invaluable contribution to internet memes

[valtsv]

these are all so stupid they shouldn’t even be funny AND YET

[awakeby-awindow]

[queericonmarshall]

Perhaps all of them

[papasmoke]

In her essay Tik Tok the great philosopher Ke$ha declared that ‘the party don’t start till I walk in.’ which is clearly meant to convey that any recreational gathering is not truly a party until Ke$ha herself arrives.

But what if Ke$ha were to leave the party for some period of time only to then walk in again? This paradoxical scenario in which a party must simultaneously already exist and not exist yet is known as Ke$ha’s Quantum Party and has stumped theoretical physicists for decades.

[terpsikeraunos]

Ke$ha clearly states that “when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back” (Animal 2.4), and furthermore, that “Tonight, Imma fight/‘Til we see the sunlight” (2.13-14), implying that she will neither depart nor desist from celebration until the following solar recurrence; moreover, she asserts in the refrain that “…the party don’t stop, no” (2.16), sagely reassuring us that no spacetime-rending event will occur.

[hamtastrophe]

[triplefoul24-deactivated2022112]

Alexa, release my inhibitions

[straylightjay]

[level5goblin]

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

[cantinasband]

Why is it when something happens, it’s always you three?  Believe me, professor, I’ve been asking myself the same question for six years.

[vital-dust]