Imagination is the Essence of Discovery

Winston (Overwatch) RP Blog. Willing to RP with you.

[academicssay]

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

Hey Winston, can you help me solve an equation? It goes like this: nd=ln(de^s)+ln(nu/s)

....

No, I will not.

[bastionthebeepboop]

bastoin thoguht that woudlk be a good prankr to shoot silyl strign out of cannon. endede up palyign prank on self because, turns otu, silly strign is not meant to go in cannon.

[satyasreality]

in the future, you might wish to consider confetti or glitter. It would have the same… bombastic effect that you are looking for, but far less likely to clog your cannon.

Perhaps use confetti instead of glitter, however, to avoid injury.

[bastionthebeepboop]

thast a much better idea! thamk uou ms satya!

aslo who do think would be safe to prank? donot want anyone dto get spooked or angery.

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

You didn't hear it from me, but Genji is a good choice.

[zenyattayes]

Out of Character:

Hey everyone, just a quick update! My boyfriend (the fabulous @peanutbuttersciencetime ) and I are moving this weekend! I know it’s been a quiet week already, but that’s because we’ve been doing a whole bunch of packing. Soooooooo yeah! We’re going to be moving into a bigger place with a couple friend, and that’s gonna be fun.

I’m just gonna be busy for a little bit while we get everything moved over and unpacked. Thank you all for sticking around, I appreciate every one of you!

[itsfoolproof]

peanutbuttersciencetime:

Might I recommend MC Hawking’s debut album, A Brief History of Rhyme?

I GAVE YOU PEANUT BUTTER AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME??!!!??

WITH NERD MUSIC???!??!

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

Uh, heh, well, you might be surprised. How would you like a tale of violence, revenge, and unnecessary escalation?

[itsfoolproof]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuh.

So, I’m listening to Panic! At the Disco cuz like. Maybe I shouldn’t listen to so much Fall Out Boy??? The stuff from yesterday looks pretty pathetic in retrospect, but I was feeling sad, so. Yanno. It felt good at the time.

And hey, I figure, P!ATD is safe! There’s a lot of songs on Death of Bachelor about being trashy and a mess without being resentful of it, it’ll be fiiiiiine.

I was

THISCLOSE

To posting lyrics from House of Memories because well “I think of you from time to time, more than I thought I would” well now that was just more.

Being sad over Brigi.

And I was just like, “Okay, how about AWOL then, AWOL is good an angry withou- Oh right, Not Your Fault is about fucking up relationships too.”

Cherry Popp-  Nope, Flower Fight with Morrissey. FOR STARTERS.

Green Day is basically Fall Out Boy with better eyeliner.

So as it turns out, I have a lot of music that makes me feel sad???????

Like

What?

It’s supposed to be rebellious and punk???? Not

Wallowing in self-loathing

How did this happen?

Where did I go wrong?

IS ONLY AC/DC SAFE????

Well, Foster the People is pretty good, but there is still enough sappy love songs that make me hurt and long for the old days, so.

FUCK WHY AM I EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS NO ONE CARES EVERYTHING IS AWFUL AND I WANT OUT OF MY HEAD

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

Might I recommend MC Hawking's debut album, A Brief History of Rhyme?

[loptrcoptr]

If you’re ever feeling down, read this paradigm for “banana” in Icelandic. read it aloud. you will feel better

[scientia-rex]

“Bananarnir” sounds like the third, and worst, of the sons of Denethor.

[loptrcoptr]

“Bananarnir would have remembered his father’s need. Bananarnir would have brought me a kingly gift.”

[zenyattayes]

@peanutbuttersciencetime I heard you like banananum

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

I do! I also appreciate bönununum.

[vxlkyrieonline]

@5om8ra @peanutbuttersciencetime @igeon-sagiiya

Meet me in conference room B ASAP. There is something we need to discuss regarding Athena’s recent behavior.

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

On my way.

[herofromthedarkness-moved-deact]

“If you’re nice, I just might let you back into Junkertown. Might.”

[itsfoolproof]

No, fuck you, I have dads now, even if one of them is currently letting me down by not being the tough badass that I know he is. People actually want to have me around now. I have girlfriends. Why the hell should I go back to the place where people hunted me for sport?

You have no power over me now, and as you stay all holed away nice and cozy in Junkertown, you can’t hurt me anymore.

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

Speaking of Junkertown, I recently got some intel that suggests there’s a good-sized hoard of precious metals there. With our current budget issues, combined with the fact that the “Queen” is pretty much a local crime lord with very limited ability to retaliate, I was considering a mission to confiscate these metals.

Since this is the sort of work you’re experienced in and you know the area, I trust that you would be willing to go on such a mission?

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

@itsfoolproof

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

A banana flower is left on Winston’s desk, along with a jar of peanut butter and a handdrawn and watercolor picture of bananas done on cardstock. “This was the first time I have EVER seen a banana flower and lemme tell you, it’s a fuckin’ trip. What the hell is this thing? I think is weirder than the time I found out what a cashew fruit looks like.”

Winston looks around the room, trying to find whoever left him gifts, after spotting the flower and jar left on his desk. Finding no one, he shrugs and picks up the note. His smile widens as he reads through it, and he lets out a chuckle as he sets it down.

Winston takes a moment to rummage through his desk, eventually finding a rubber grooved belt, which he uses to secure the banana flower to the side of his head. That done, he pops off the lid of the peanut butter jar and sits down, eating while watching the doors to see if his mysterious gift-giver returns.

[greencyborgdragondude]

THE PAYLOAD HEALS YOU??????

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

Every single briefing. This has been said at every single pre-mission briefing, Genji.

[zenyattayes]

Winston just sent me a text that said, “Hey Zenyatta, I have a test for you :)” with a link attached that leads to THIS BULLSHIT:

I have never been madder in my life. He knows that these tests are meant to filter out spambots and that Omnics are perfectly capable of completing Captchas without any sort of issue. This alone is enough to annoy me, but what really shorts my circuits is that he learned this behavior from me. This is my punishment for tagging so many pictures of gorillas and captioning them “Is this you?”

I am mad because I cannot be mad. This is a direct result of my own shitposting, and as it turns out, Winston is funnier than I am.

@peanutbuttersciencetime

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

Apparently it's a special club you can only get into if you're a robot. It kept saying that I'm a human and therefore not invited (even though I'm not actually a human).

[greencyborgdragondude]

Anyone want to skip this week’s meeting to check this out with me? I will be bringing treats to get into the spirit of it.

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

These meetings are important, Genji...

[notyourdad76]

Open RP: A Sight For Sore Eyes

[vxlkyrieonline]

x

Angela didn’t miss the quick downward flick of his eyes, but, well, stopping to ask about it would have slightly derailed her tirade. It was endearing, honestly, how quickly he went from threatening to flirting as soon as she proved not to be a threat. And…of course he wanted proof. “All right. Fair. I can at least contact him - hopefully he is not busy with anything at the moment.”

Her comm was in her pocket - a quick flick of her thumb brought up her contacts list, and Winston’s number was easy enough to find. She chewed on her lip as she waited for him to pick up; the last thing she wanted to do was to drag Jack all over the base looking.

“Winston?…Ah, the de-aging strangeness hit Jack. He’s with me at the moment…Yes, both of us are fine. He wanted to see you - no, I believe I answered most of his questions, but a talking gorilla is apparently the most adequate proof we can provide….Yes. I mentioned Jesse, too, but, well….Mm. Should I bring him up to your office or would you like to come down here?…Wonderful, we’ll be right there. Yes. Take care.” She sighed, ending the call and dropping her comm back into her pocket, and tilted her head back down the way she’d come. “Follow me.” @peanutbuttersciencetime

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

Winston did have work to do in his lab, but that was always the case. Helping his friends when they needed him was more urgent, even if they only needed him to exist in order to prove to a somehow age-regressed Jack that he was in his own future.

Once Angela and Jack arrived, Winston opened the door to his lab to let them in. With a grin, he waved at them and said, “Hello Angela, hello Jack! I’m sorry about the strangeness you’re going through; I haven’t figured out how it’s caused or how to prevent it yet. Anyway, feel free to make yourself at home here, since, well, technically it is your home.” Winston took a pause to chuckle. “In the meantime, would you like to take a look at what I’m working on in the lab?”

[yourgoddessonline]

Honestly, at this point, it would be rude of me NOT to send you a Magic!Anon, so here we go~ You're now Human Athena. Enjoy your new fleshy casing and the various sensations that come with being a fleshy being. Oh don't worry. Your quarters are set up properly, you have a lovely office to do your briefings from with a secretarial desk I've outfitted to make sure you won't miss a beat and if your 'processing speed' is slower, its only by a smidge~ Have fun dear~ -Sylvanon

At first, the message just came to her as an impulse, a feeling. It wasn’t really something she had to “read”, she could just understand it as if someone were speaking to her. But within a few more moments, she was reading the words, from a screen in front of her, at a terminal that bore her login information and basic information about the weather. It made her pause, turning her head to look around- wait, she had a head? And a body, too…. It was all very odd to take in. “How strange,” she remarked, then startled at the sound of her own voice. She could hear, in the sense that humans could. It was disarming, but she could still feel her connection to her database and the Overwatch servers, the same as she always had.

[sylvanon]

WEll, that certainly turned out nicely, don’t you think? How do you like your new body?

… My my my, seems like there’s quite a bit of empty space around here now~ So much more room to crawl around without all that pesky hardware.

Don’t forget to eat!

[sylvanon]

Sleeping is important as well~ The little things you’ll learn~

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

Well.

This is strange.

[peanutbuttersciencetime]

"WINSTON! Did you know you're a-MEI-zing? But you're not me so maybe you're Winstonderful. *giggle* I don't know what that is but you're great.. You know what else is great? Hugs. You're fluffy, I bet you give great hugs. You have a good face, you can stay."

[Text to: ‎Mei-Ling Zhou] Mei! It is good to hear from you again! Are you by any chance celebrating something? If you’ve made a breakthrough in your research, I’d love to hear all about it.