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@sylvanon
no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down
History is not done with us yet my friend
I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened
i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit
Aww man Gaud, don't just do us like that.
I don't think anyone will survive the history that could get thrown in the next 3-4 years.
So, I know its been a while...
But I’m back and its shenanigans time!
Frill having a good time 🎵 He’s a bad boy and plucks the violin like a guitar when he wants to sing.
A friend of yours @normal-horoscopes?
the smell of Home Depot is cathartic
fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department
Stop romanticizing home depot
pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you
Look. I lived in the paint aisle for a while, and I can confirm. Home depot is full of magic.
Time to sleep!
Time for a Sylvanap. Who's with me?
I wanna know something
Reblog if it’s alright with you if I name drop or make reference to your muse in an RP you are not in
Put ¥ in my ask and my muse will rate your muse on:
Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Would they date them: yes | no Favorite thing about them: Least favorite thing about them:
last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again
nothing to lose. :))
Let’s hope
Why not? :)
*crossing fingers*
pretty much^^^^
i got nothing to lose. (:
Last time i did this my wish came true.
Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss
im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…
it came true last time…so why not
hoping and praying…
Why not.
lets see.
my wish came true……………..this is creepy
Why not lol
Let’s see if it works 🥀➰
I doubt it will work but anyhow
I will always reblog this as long as I have hope
📚 🍵
Here’s hoping…
Praying for this to work💫
instead of being human can I be a kind forest spirit who just fulfills wanderers wishes
“i wish pokemon were real!”
beedrill is three feet tall
yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife
as i say every time i see this post,
you can catch beedrill and earn the purest fucking love from its little bee heart with a muffin you earn playing a minute of yarn toss
beedrill is not your enemy
Let’s think about life in the Pokemon world for a minute…
First of all, there’s universal free healthcare across the planet. That’s more that a lot of places in our world can say. Moreover, fresh water on this world is apparently so nutrient-rich that it can cure moderate injuries, to say nothing of what berries can do. Therefore, the inhabitants of this world are probably very physically healthy, and those with disabilities (who by default cannot be “healthy”) don’t have to worry about losing their healthcare due to lack of money.
Politics-wise, there isn’t much of a government. Despite this, the world seems relatively peaceful. Private individuals, some as young as eleven, can be expected to deal with crime themselves. War has occurred in the past, but the general political sentiment appears to be very anti-war - cruelty is strongly frowned upon.
Economically, it’s true that there are some people with economic issues - like that one dude in Mauville Hills in ORAS - but generally there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of homelessness or poverty. Some people are more well-off than others - vastly so in some cases - but largely poverty doesn’t seem to exist.
Then there’s the wildlife.
Strange, supernatural creatures of unknown origin and great power populate this planet. An unarmed adult human is no match for even one of these creatures. But the vast majority of the wildlife is extremely friendly to the point where it’s almost all domesticated. Small children are given these creatures as companions and allowed to go out into the open world with them, as they will be safe and able to survive.
Even the scariest of these monsters can be tamed with love and care. Beedrill will love you if you toss yarn at it, sure. So will things like Gyarados, Hydreigon, and the Pokemon equivalent of Lucifer. No Pokemon is untameable so long as you are kind to it.
This in turn has fostered a culture of kindness. It is infinitely more rewarding to be kind to the living creatures around you. Those who are cruel are quickly steamrollered by those who build up close, loving bonds. Even then, a lot of people are concerned that this society of love and kindness is somehow too cruel (to the point where it was the entire plot of gen V).
That love and kindness is extended to all humans. People trust random strangers who walk into their homes. Items are randomly just given out on the street, often for no reward beyond a warm fuzzy feeling. Almost comical levels of generosity and acceptance are expected on this planet. And if you decide to betray that and take advantage of people…
Well, I hope you like having your ass kicked by an adorable eleven-year-old with a nice hat and a yarn-loving Beedrill.
THIS IS SO NICE
I LOVE THIS POST
fun fact, a myth in the pokemon world (specifically DPP) states that pokemon where worried about humans surviving on there own! so they all spoke about how to look after these squishy notpokemon, and they came up with the idea to be companions and friends. so whenever a human that’s trustworthy walks into the grass they present themselves, if a human earns there respect in battle they will aid that human as long as they are needed every pokemon that appears in cave, surfing and tall grass canonically wants to be your friend also unless you use a master ball if a pokemon does not want to be caught It Can’t Be. it’s only by showing of your skill in battle that a pokemon will want to join you. so even legendaries want to be your friend!! that’s why some legendary Pokemon (usually ones who present themselves to you) have low catch rates! they respect you and understand you can use there skill for good!
edit cause i remembered: this could also be used to explain why traded pokemon can disobey you, you didn’t earn the respect of there actual trainer and so you have to have the right skill level (badges, island challenges) for them to listen and trust you
This whole thing is so pure and way better than “Pokemon is superpowered dogfighting!” or whatever.
Yes, hello, I am the Sylvanon, and I approve this message.
Anyone know if a smash ultimate invitation can get lost in the mail? I still haven't gotten mine.
Poro is adorable! Is poro! Poros tend to be adorable. Are very warm and snuggly and radiate love too! Is currently poro hat. Is on her head! Is snuggly. Is also a good match because together they are like a hundred percent more adorable. Probably. Poros are not good at math! Are good at being poros though, which is good because poro is poro!
I’ve learnt some things today.
1. I have a great hat.2. The hat likes to snuggle.3. It’s from one of my best friend’s games.4. We’ve increased our adorable factor, like, exponentially.
Try not to take pics, I know we’re very cute.
(Is this a pet, can I keep this, holy shit.)
When do I get to be a hat?
There is room upon my head, if you wish~
YAY! Even better, cause your head is like the servers. Pleasantly warm, and fantastic to lay on!
Poro is adorable! Is poro! Poros tend to be adorable. Are very warm and snuggly and radiate love too! Is currently poro hat. Is on her head! Is snuggly. Is also a good match because together they are like a hundred percent more adorable. Probably. Poros are not good at math! Are good at being poros though, which is good because poro is poro!
I’ve learnt some things today.
1. I have a great hat.2. The hat likes to snuggle.3. It’s from one of my best friend’s games.4. We’ve increased our adorable factor, like, exponentially.
Try not to take pics, I know we’re very cute.
(Is this a pet, can I keep this, holy shit.)
When do I get to be a hat?
Casual Hanzo with pink hair
……..
@fizkult-privet I need a favor
Can introduce you to my hair person in town, no worries.
SYLVANON HAIRED HANZO! :D
Ask and reblog!
1. Tell us about your ex. 2. What happened the last time you got really really drunk? 3: Whats a secret you’re comfortable telling me? 4. Tell us the true name of the last person you kissed. 5. What is the first text message you received? 6. When was the last time you laughed till you got lost? 7. Give us the list of concerts you could have attended. 8. Give us your Christmas list. 9. Last time you sang with the fervor of the hunt? 10. Whats your favorite song? 11. How did you meet the person you fell hardest for? 12. Favorite memory of next year? 13. Last time you gave yourself to the chaos? 14. Describe the heart of the mountains you stole. 15. Turn ons? 16. Most awkward situation you’ve ever been in? 17. A quote you live by. 18. A story about you and your best friend and ghost. 19. Favorite book? 20. Opinion of the concept of time? 21. Post a gif describing how you feel right now. 22. Favorite song lyric? 23. Show us your face collection. 24. Most recent picture you took? 25. Where has the hunger gone? 26. First ten songs you get on shuffle? 27. Tumblr bestie? 28. Cutest thing anyone has done for you? 29. How did it feel when the gout of fire forced its way down your throat? 30: Time you came closest to death? 31: Favorite joke? 32: Strongest foe you killed with your bare hands? 33: If you could stab sorrow in the gut, would you? 34: Last time you stole winter from its rightful owner? 35: When was the last time you awoke in a panicked sweat? 36: Did you dream of the great black-winged thing again? 37: Describe the map you tore apart with your burning nails 38: Turn offs? 39: What was raised from the old lake to the north? 40: First being to scratch the sky?
Confess! Are you scared of anything?
I mean, not… exactly per say.
Its kind of hard to be scared of something when you can just hop the fourth wall at any time and phase out of its reality.
Plus, its kind of hard to even so much as nick me… so not… really?
There are things I don’t like, like being ignored and being unwanted, but even if everyone on the watchpoint wanted nothing to do with me, I’ve got all of you, so obviously I’m doing something right.
Put 'Confess!' plus an accusation about my muse in my ask, and my muse will confess whether it's true or not!
Here’s some examples to start you off-
Confess! Are you turned on by [insert kink here]?
Confess! Do you like [insert name here]?
Confess! Is it true that you once [insert odd/silly activity here]?
Confess! Are you scared of [insert fear here]?
Confess! Did you cry during [insert movie here]
Or think of your own! Be as cunning as you like…
