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tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

tim-official

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

bobcat-pie

hollowedskin

jingerpi

hate hate hate how sites are increasingly trying to make right click saving images impossible. facebook, instagram, reddit (app), pinterest*, etc... all make you jump through hoops just to save an image. can you guys not please. how ddo i make them stop. can we get one of those EU regulations or whatever that makes them all comply, or are we going to have to wait for global socialism for that. ugh

desktop-assistant

List all images under your cursor, even ones hidden by other elements

Download Right-Click Borescope for Firefox. List all images under your cursor, even ones hidden by other elements

acanuk

oh look, the exact tool that would have saved me SO much time and energy trying to find images hidden in the source code 🙃

thirtyskeletons

Any day now

thirtyskeletons

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

thirtyskeletons

anonajn

relentlessly funny to me when people treat a relationship between someone in their 30s and someone in their 40s as "age difference". bro i cannot tell you which of my friends are 34 and which are 44. i can probably tell you which ones aren't 30 yet, but it's probable some of them are 50 now and i didn't notice. if you're over 30 and don't have kids, it's kinda all one age until you can collect social security.

spin-the-wheel-polls

you can only do this career for the rest of your life

https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq

How are things going?

Great! A job I actually enjoy!

okay. I can put up with this

bad but not terrible

terrible

I don't work/results

Voting ended onApr 13

(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)

#taxidermist gawd dayum #i could do that and avtually enjoy it i think

liberalsarecool

KKK said the same thing about the hoods.

riggio037

organatwins

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

dickgirlsdaily

organatwins

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

dickgirlsdaily

mamawasatesttube

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

paxamericana

the-real-skeletor

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

thickness-protection-program

Desperately need an AI SLOP button to warn people bc the amount of unknowingly reblogged slop content on here is crazy

drdaanvondutch

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed