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@princess-slenderman
Religious princess girl: God has ordained me as the specialist and cutest princess
Materialist princess girl: the material conditions required for the proletarian class to recognize me as the specialist and cutest princess have been reached
Liberal agnostic princess girl: we simply don't know why I'm the specialist and cutest princess
*scritch scratch scritch scratch outside the door*
*whine*
Happi?
*Princess walks over to the door and opens it.*
Happi, what's wrong? Is everything alright?
*Happi snatches princess by the dress and begins to drag her.*
HAPPI-?!
*She tries tugging her dress free.*
You don't need to drag me- I can just walk besides you, you know-
*Happi pulls more insistently.*
*Princess tugs a little more, and then gives up.*
Fine. Drag me all you want, just show me what you need me to see and do NOT tear this dress.
*She huffs, and finally stops in front of SJ's room, releasing Princess in front of the door.*
... Jester's room?
*She steps closer to the door, looking up at Happi.*
Why did you bring me here...?
*Princess rurns back to the door, giving it two quick knocks, calling out to Jester after.*
Jester? Are you in there? Happi brought me here. Is everything alright?
*SJ opens the door. Star isn't in its costume, which is one thing, but not being in its makeup either makes star seem like a completely different entity. It wasn't impossible to find star like this - it didn't wake up with fresh clown makeup and a dazzling clean outfit - but that didn't make it less jarring.*
Just a rough day with the idiots we call your parents.
*Princess stares at star and its whole getup for a few seconds before thinking to respond.*
Ehm- yes, they are quite difficult to deal with aren't they? It's a miracle anyone of us have lasted this long with them.
*Princess falls silent for a moment before averting her gaze.*
That being said, there is, ah... something I would like to thank you for, briefly. May I come in?
*SJ pauses for a moment, somewhat hesitant. What could Princess have to thank star for? Still...*
Of course you can. Don't mind the mess.
*It's a little crowded in the room, but not necessarily disorderly. There are half finished sewing projects with all the tool boxes and fabrics lain next to them, organ jars on the shelves, and several anatomy and biology textbooks along SJ's desk.*
Thank you.
*She steps into the room, clasping her hands together to avoid any nervous fidgeting.*
The anons have recently informed me of some... Arrangements my parents have been trying to make for me. However, they also informed me of your efforts to make sure they don't happen. So, with that being said, I would like to say thank you. That is all I wish to say on the matter.
*She's looking towards Jester's general direct, but never quite reaches its eyes.*
*SJ pauses for a long while, clearly unsure what to say. After all, it had done everything in its power to keep word from reaching Princess. She didn't deserve that. She was her own person, not a pawn to be molded...*
... Nobody deserves that, Princess. And I'll do anything I can to keep your freedom intact. You deserve to be able to choose... and to know. I'm sorry that I didn't tell you... it's not really a choice if you don't know what decision you're making, is it?
I suppose it isn't. Either way though, you are forgiven in that regard. I may have been worse off not knowing, but then again, you have at least saved me some distress, temporarily. All I request is that from now on you tell me when something like that happens. I would rather hear it from you than an anon.
Thank you.
*Princess pauses.*
...Is there a particular reason I was brought here? Are you feeling well? I don't think Happi would have brought me here in such a manner if something weren't wrong. Was it something with my parents?
*scritch scratch scritch scratch outside the door*
*whine*
Happi?
*Princess walks over to the door and opens it.*
Happi, what's wrong? Is everything alright?
*Happi snatches princess by the dress and begins to drag her.*
HAPPI-?!
*She tries tugging her dress free.*
You don't need to drag me- I can just walk besides you, you know-
*Happi pulls more insistently.*
*Princess tugs a little more, and then gives up.*
Fine. Drag me all you want, just show me what you need me to see and do NOT tear this dress.
*She huffs, and finally stops in front of SJ's room, releasing Princess in front of the door.*
... Jester's room?
*She steps closer to the door, looking up at Happi.*
Why did you bring me here...?
*Princess rurns back to the door, giving it two quick knocks, calling out to Jester after.*
Jester? Are you in there? Happi brought me here. Is everything alright?
*SJ opens the door. Star isn't in its costume, which is one thing, but not being in its makeup either makes star seem like a completely different entity. It wasn't impossible to find star like this - it didn't wake up with fresh clown makeup and a dazzling clean outfit - but that didn't make it less jarring.*
Just a rough day with the idiots we call your parents.
*Princess stares at star and its whole getup for a few seconds before thinking to respond.*
Ehm- yes, they are quite difficult to deal with aren't they? It's a miracle anyone of us have lasted this long with them.
*Princess falls silent for a moment before averting her gaze.*
That being said, there is, ah... something I would like to thank you for, briefly. May I come in?
*SJ pauses for a moment, somewhat hesitant. What could Princess have to thank star for? Still...*
Of course you can. Don't mind the mess.
*It's a little crowded in the room, but not necessarily disorderly. There are half finished sewing projects with all the tool boxes and fabrics lain next to them, organ jars on the shelves, and several anatomy and biology textbooks along SJ's desk.*
Thank you.
*She steps into the room, clasping her hands together to avoid any nervous fidgeting.*
The anons have recently informed me of some... Arrangements my parents have been trying to make for me. However, they also informed me of your efforts to make sure they don't happen. So, with that being said, I would like to say thank you. That is all I wish to say on the matter.
*She's looking towards Jester's general direct, but never quite reaches its eyes.*
*scritch scratch scritch scratch outside the door*
*whine*
Happi?
*Princess walks over to the door and opens it.*
Happi, what's wrong? Is everything alright?
*Happi snatches princess by the dress and begins to drag her.*
HAPPI-?!
*She tries tugging her dress free.*
You don't need to drag me- I can just walk besides you, you know-
*Happi pulls more insistently.*
*Princess tugs a little more, and then gives up.*
Fine. Drag me all you want, just show me what you need me to see and do NOT tear this dress.
*She huffs, and finally stops in front of SJ's room, releasing Princess in front of the door.*
... Jester's room?
*She steps closer to the door, looking up at Happi.*
Why did you bring me here...?
*Princess rurns back to the door, giving it two quick knocks, calling out to Jester after.*
Jester? Are you in there? Happi brought me here. Is everything alright?
*SJ opens the door. Star isn't in its costume, which is one thing, but not being in its makeup either makes star seem like a completely different entity. It wasn't impossible to find star like this - it didn't wake up with fresh clown makeup and a dazzling clean outfit - but that didn't make it less jarring.*
Just a rough day with the idiots we call your parents.
*Princess stares at star and its whole getup for a few seconds before thinking to respond.*
Ehm- yes, they are quite difficult to deal with aren't they? It's a miracle anyone of us have lasted this long with them.
*Princess falls silent for a moment before averting her gaze.*
That being said, there is, ah... something I would like to thank you for, briefly. May I come in?
*scritch scratch scritch scratch outside the door*
*whine*
Happi?
*Princess walks over to the door and opens it.*
Happi, what's wrong? Is everything alright?
*Happi snatches princess by the dress and begins to drag her.*
HAPPI-?!
*She tries tugging her dress free.*
You don't need to drag me- I can just walk besides you, you know-
*Happi pulls more insistently.*
*Princess tugs a little more, and then gives up.*
Fine. Drag me all you want, just show me what you need me to see and do NOT tear this dress.
*She huffs, and finally stops in front of SJ's room, releasing Princess in front of the door.*
... Jester's room?
*She steps closer to the door, looking up at Happi.*
Why did you bring me here...?
*Princess rurns back to the door, giving it two quick knocks, calling out to Jester after.*
Jester? Are you in there? Happi brought me here. Is everything alright?
*scritch scratch scritch scratch outside the door*
*whine*
Happi?
*Princess walks over to the door and opens it.*
Happi, what's wrong? Is everything alright?
*Happi snatches princess by the dress and begins to drag her.*
HAPPI-?!
*She tries tugging her dress free.*
You don't need to drag me- I can just walk besides you, you know-
*Happi pulls more insistently.*
*Princess tugs a little more, and then gives up.*
Fine. Drag me all you want, just show me what you need me to see and do NOT tear this dress.
*scritch scratch scritch scratch outside the door*
*whine*
Happi?
*Princess walks over to the door and opens it.*
Happi, what's wrong? Is everything alright?
*Happi snatches princess by the dress and begins to drag her.*
HAPPI-?!
*She tries tugging her dress free.*
You don't need to drag me- I can just walk besides you, you know-
*scritch scratch scritch scratch outside the door*
*whine*
Happi?
*Princess walks over to the door and opens it.*
Happi, what's wrong? Is everything alright?
Kissing a girl would fix me
STOP using anti-princess language!
When a princess falls over, DO say
-very graceful, your grace
-how cute, my lady!
-well done and very ‘moe’
DO NOT say
-laughter
-wow, again?
-do you need help?
*scratch scratch scratch at the door.*
Hmm?
*Princess sits up on her bed before getting up and opening her bedroom door.*
*Happi is sitting in front of the door, head pressed up against where the door had been.*
*She stares.*
Oh. Well, hello, you.
*She reaches out to put her hand against Happi's fur.*
Do you want in?
*scratch scratch scratch at the door.*
Hmm?
*Princess sits up on her bed before getting up and opening her bedroom door.*
Only reason its never reached you is because of that jester. Did you even realize that?
...
I will thank star the next time I see it. Now shoo. I do not want to hear this from you.
Do you even know? Gods, it wouldn't tell you, would it? No, star doesn't want you upset...
But I don't mind.
Your parents HAVE been trying to set you up, you know. Arrange a marriage.
*She stares at you in silence for a good few seconds.*
...What.
Remember to go thank your jester
It's a pain dealing with your parents
Thank it? What for? What have my parents done this time?
...Oh, it doesn't matter. Whatever they did, it's a miracle anyone at all could endure it, and even more of one that star has put up with it for this long. I will thank it when I see star next.
(pretend I'm on anon(
we see everything. Including you not leaving your room
Excuse you? I leave my room PLENTY! Clearly, you aren't paying as much attention as you claim you are.
when's the last time you left your room
*stare.*
None of you buisness.
Exactly.
NOT EXACTLY! Just because I refuse to tell you my whereabouts does NOT mean I don't leave my room.
hey btw some random person is in heir's room
Who. I swear to Slod, if it's that harlot parasite...
It's the harlot parasite
GET THEM OUT OF THERE. RIGHT NOW.
You can do that
FINE. I'll do it myself, then.
(pretend I'm on anon(
we see everything. Including you not leaving your room
Excuse you? I leave my room PLENTY! Clearly, you aren't paying as much attention as you claim you are.
when's the last time you left your room
*stare.*
None of you buisness.
Exactly.
NOT EXACTLY! Just because I refuse to tell you my whereabouts does NOT mean I don't leave my room.
hey btw some random person is in heir's room
Who. I swear to Slod, if it's that harlot parasite...
It's the harlot parasite
GET THEM OUT OF THERE. RIGHT NOW.
