Ray Garraty is the old man who keeps complaining about birth control. He and Jan are married even though he cheated on her that one time but what are you gonna do boys will be boys even though they're 60 years old. One day one of Garraty's kids catch him hooking up with one of his male coworkers and it's pretty bad
Peter McVries keeps posting misogynistic memes on facebook and likes talking about how marriage doesn't work. He has a secret twitter account where he retweets gay porn and what not (also Katrina is married and Peter lives in her basement doing nothing)
Hank Olson is the religious uncle who got PTSD from his time on Vietnam and now only talks about how Christ saved him
Collie Parker got married multiple times and all his ex-wives hate him. He teached his sons how to shoot and loves complaining about the weather. He also really likes guns
Stebbins never got married because I headcanon him as aroace but he's the creepy old man librarian that all the little kids are scared of. Even though he's old as fuck he also regularly posts creepy shit on 4chan and people on the Internet create pages gossiping about his weird behavior
Gary Barkovitch got married for some reason. He never divorced after years of marriage because the woman in question is violent and aggressive just like him and together they're a very toxic and dysfunctional couple who argue and scream all the time. They have one son who posts "jokes" about how much he wants to be a school shooter. Barkovitch also got arrested like two times and his wife really likes gambling and drinking
Abraham is the cool uncle. He knows enough about technology and memes and all his nephews like him. He makes funny jokes that make kids laugh
Pearson is a 60 years old otaku who never got married and works on his computer all the time. He regularly horny posts
Harkness is the author dad. He writes a lot of books and has a lot of kids just like Stephen King. He's also very active on Twitter and is less dysfunctional than all the other walkers on this list
Scramm is a Trump supporter (of course) and his daughter always has to teach him how to do easy tasks on the Internet because he simply does not understand how technology works. His marriage is very healthy though, and he sometimes posts memes about living his wife on facebook
Priscilla is a business woman and wife. Her husband stays at home and takes care of the kids while she works nonstop
Davidson is a cool person but a terrible dad. He is pansexual and all his girlfriends/boyfriends are way older than him for some reason. His children are tired of him bringing dates home while they're studying
(Oh shit I forgot Baker) Art Baker is very poor but a great dad. All his kids love him and want to be like him. He used to be very suicidal but this fortunately didn't last forever. His wife also loves him very much. He's not the coolest old man around but he cares a lot
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