Cosmic Funnies

titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
No title available
DEAR READER
Keni
AnasAbdin
No title available
$LAYYYTER

Janaina Medeiros

roma★

#extradirty
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
Jules of Nature
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

seen from United States

seen from United Arab Emirates
seen from Latvia
seen from Canada
seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from Austria

seen from Dominican Republic

seen from United States
seen from Dominican Republic
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Romania
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Romania

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from United States
@pearzuko
sugar
pairing: chef Luca x reader word count: 2.6k warnings: 18+, nsfw!!!, smut!, no use of y/n but luca calls you baby :3 (unf), unprotected p in v, little bit of fingering, dom/sub, orgasm denial/control, edging, angry/annoyed sex?!?, public bathroom summary: “Let me guess… ‘Too proud to stage’ but just humble enough to fuck you in a bathroom?” author's note: um, so, this was my attempt at writing porn without the plot, but the plot got me!! the plot got me!! ugh >.< i'll try again. fyi this chef Luca smut has nothing to do with my fine line smut :) also i might write a second part?!?! anyways i hope you enjoy! the wordy peach <3
Taking Turns
Dr Michael Robinavitch x Dr Jack Abbot x Fem!Reader
Summary: While Abbot works the night shift, Robby gets to have his way with you, but after handover, you’re all Jack’s.
Or Jack Abbot makes love. Michael Robinavitch fucks.
Warnings: strictly 18+, smut, sex with both men but not at the same time (yet 😏), degradation, daddy kink, implied age gap, sloppy blowjob with Robby, unprotected sex, mentions previous spankings, a little bit of mean Robby, Abbot going down on you and eating out Robby’s cum, fingering, creampies, cockwarming
Word count: 3.1k
A/N: banners by @vase-of-lilies, dividers by @uzmacchiato and belated birthday gift for my love @treatbuckywkisses
Masterlist | Ask me anything! | Library | AO3
Michael Robinavitch and Jack Abbot are yin and yang. Different sides of the same coin.
Jack likes taking care of you, knowing if your emotional needs are met you’ll give yourself over to him physically. Whereas Robby takes care of you by pushing your body to limits of pleasure you didn’t know existed.
Jack Abbot makes love. Michael Robinavitch fucks.
"jack 's too deep..." you whine. well, as much as you can, with your tongue pushed up against his. any noise you make gets muffled by the erotic sounds of slurping and saliva exchange between your mouth and his.
"i know baby..." he coos back, tipping your jaw upwards to keep the kiss going while reassuring you and fucking his cock deep and so, so slowly into your poor hole. his chest is pressed against your back, one arm hooked around your neck. the hand of that arm is holding your face so he can control the kiss, while his other arm is braced beside you, fingers clutching your bedsheets each time his cock is sucked in deeper with your velvety walls.
it's just so soft inside you today. he doesn't know if he's losing his mind or something, but your pussy is just devouring his cock, milking him with those soft muscles and creamy walls and making each thrust feel like heaven. he honestly hates pulling back and letting his cock not fill you even for a moment. so he keeps his thrusts short, wanting to stay deep. so deep that you can't take much more of it.
the thick head of his cock is pressed firmly against your sweet spot, pressing down and putting pressure on your weak insides. you claw pathetically at his arm, needing some relief from being so full, but he won't give it to you. he just wants to stay buried inside, keeping you stuffed to the hilt. "you can take it sweetheart. be good and patient and i'll let you sit on my face after this, kay?"
read more in my misc masterlist
read more in my main masterlist
HANDSY.
^ྀི PAIRING cameron cade x black fem!reader
^ྀི IN WHICH one compliment gets you into some trouble with the star QB.
^ྀི ¡WARNINGS! smut (smidge of plot/buildup). nail tech!reader, college athlete!cameron, angst, pet names, dirty talk, fingering, just mr. cade being nasty.
^ྀི A/N i def based this on the part of quen’s video when she asked if he gets manicures 😭 his reaction after she called him nasty told me EVERYTHING! anywaysss, just had to see if i still got it lol, something sweet while i finish the rest of my drafts. be on the look out for the next week and after..hehe. thank yall for reading (interact pls) and lmk what you think! <3
“do you get manicures? your hands are pretty”
it was a mindless compliment, just something that slipped out in the spur of the moment. occupational hazard. you worked with hands all day long so cuticles and nail beds are the first things you notice about anyone.
you didn’t know him well, or at all really, but you knew enough. cameron cade is practically a campus celebrity. his face is plastered everywhere you look, whispers of whatever rumor of the week involving him leaks from distant conversations. that’s about as far as it got for you
so when he’d claimed the seat next to yours in your contemporary literature class, always as quiet as a church mouse, after weeks of stolen glances his clean, perfect hands had weirdly became something that you took notice of. fixated on.
“your hands are pretty”
cameron’s pen stilled over his page instantly. he almost thought he’d hallucinated the words. today’s lecture faded into nothing but background noise, your honeyed voice was the only thing he cared about,
finally. he thought
the opening he’d been waiting for.
he couldn’t help the slow grin that pulled at his lips.
you caught his attention easily on the first day of class. bright eyed and bubbly, draped in baby pink from head to toe. a walking ray of sunshine with the kind of natural, warm confidence that just makes you so much more attractive. it also didn’t help that you’re fucking stacked. your body looks like it was hand crafted by god herself.
the two of you never really spoke much outside of borrowing pencils or sharing notes—he was afraid of ruining any chance he might have—but cameron knew one thing: he needed you before the semester ended.
his sea green eyes flicked up to yours before dragging down your frame, and his pupils blew wide as he drank you in. entranced doesn’t even begin to explain what you do to him.
“‘preciate it. i been tryna stay consistent” he said lowly, leaning back further into his seat, his tongue gliding slowly over his bottom lip
your pulse spiked when you caught the way his eyes dipped. he was so clearly checking you out, and he wasn’t shy about it
you cleared your throat, huffing a quiet laugh and picking nervously at the hello kitty charms that dangled freely from your square french tips
“well you’re doing a good job. they look better than most people’s,” your gaze dropped to those veiny, well kept hands again before snapping back to his modelesque face
“way better. especially for an athlete”
that did it for him. you’d given him just enough to make ends meet..amongst other things.
but how were you supposed to know that a stupid observation on his hygiene would be the key to open pandora’s box?
you’d learn very, very quickly.
“oh yeah?,” he tilted his head slightly, smirking “sound like you been paying real close attention”
his pen was long gone. forgotten. sidelined at the edge of his notebook while he sat with his toned arms folded over his chest, angled toward you
you stammered “n-no! i just— a giggle slipped through you before you could stop it, “i know nice hands when i see ‘em”
the sweet, melodic sound made his skin hum, and his grin only widened once he realized he could pounce.
“alright then, miss hand expert” he chuckled “since you know what you talking ‘bout, maybe you can do ‘em for me sometime”
conversation flowed easily after that. he’d say something mildly flirty, you’d playfully roll your eyes and pretend to be taking notes
and the moment he caught up to you after class, all six foot something of his muscled, sun tinted frame towering over you, that gleaming dimpled smile and those misty green irises coaxing you back to his on-campus apartment to “just talk some more”,
you were his for the taking.
the pilot episode of jury duty is barely audible beneath your helpless whimpering. not that cameron actually planned on paying attention anyway,
it took no time for him to laugh you right out of your clothes.
which is how he ended up flat on his stomach between your smooth brown legs, one hand planted firm on your thigh to keep you exactly where he wants you. prying you wide open for him to bask in the stunning view of your creamy, soppy pussy clamped tight around his thick fingers, glossy beneath the warm glow of the picture lights hung over the sofa.
“pussy so pretty..so perfect” he rasps shaking his head in disbelief, “wish you could see how fucking good you look right now” the euphoric sound of your juices circling the air as he keeps his pace
suddenly his fingers curl upward digging straight into the ridges of your pleasure point,
you cry a string of curse words as he drills into your button again, and again, coaxing so much slick from you that it’s trickling down his hand
“mmmhm” he hums, zeroed in and focused on the mess you’re making “give me all that shit, mama. fuck” the bulge in his sweats swells. he’s more than satisfied when he feels your warmth tighten around him
a high pitched, elongated moan spills from you. so pathetic that it’s almost embarrassing, “nnggh— ohhh my— c-cameron!—” your breathing stutters as you arch your back off the cushions,
“what’s wrong princess?” he coos softly, a devious smirk on his lips “you love my hands, don’t you?”
“touching you like this? making you feel good? hmm?”
he’s delving deeper, harder, in a slow torturous rhythm that sends a burst of pleasure springing and coiling through your core. too much for you to handle all at once, and still not nearly enough. it just about takes you over the edge
your eyes widen, glassy with tears threatening to fall, “yes! fuck! wait—” you yelp “wait wait—” you’re gasping and palming his broad shoulders attempting to push away, but the grip he has on your leg only tightens.
“mm mm, stop moving” he pauses his wrist mid stroke. the pressure that’s building in the pit of your stomach depletes slowly, and those hypnotic blue green orbs snap up to yours, his voice dipping into something dangerous. “be a good girl for me. you almost there, i can feel it” he holds your gaze while he plants a warm, wet open mouthed kiss on your inner thigh and latches gently to the soft skin
a shaky breath courses through you as you attempt to steady yourself, part of you aching for more of him, part of you so close to the brink that you can’t take it
but you do anyway.
“cam…please” you whimper, your lips pouty and trembling, breathing as torn up as you are. your brows softened into a frown
“i know, baby.” he coos “i got you”
now his fingers are moving again. quicker, more precise. another broken moan rips from your throat, loud enough to break the sound barrier, probably earning nasty looks from his neighbors— your classmates—but he couldn’t care less.
he’s not letting you go anywhere anytime soon.
he rests his cheek on your inner thigh and takes his bottom lip into his mouth, slowly breaking his gaze away from your gorgeous, tear stained face before letting his eyes dip again, and his breath catches in his throat. shit, he almost combusts at the sight
arousal pooling in thick sticky heaps at the base of his fingers every time he curls into you. your pearl swollen and throbbing, your folds glistening with threads of slick. like something out of a painting
he breathes out,
“oh my god, look at you”
you moan an attempt at a response as your head falls lazily to the cushion beneath you, the tremor of your thighs earning a hum of approval
and then a low, desperate moan tears through him, “damn, this pussy dripping all over me,” his jaw falls slack. “can’t tell me you ain’t mine now” he’s moving his fingers up in tighter circles, twisting and curling as far as he can reach, stimulating pressure in all of the right places,
carrying you right into an otherworldly orgasm.
“cameron— you yelp “shit, shit, shit, you’re gonna make me—
your words snag in your throat, overcome by the pitiful, whiny cry that ejects from you. everything fades for a split second, your brain turns to complete mush,
and he’s loving every second. he’s starry eyed, in awe watching you come apart for him. it feels like he has the whole world in his hands
“mhm, just like that,”
“cum all over my hand, pretty”
The ER had already paged two times mid-surgery before you were sent down. The patient you had been assisting with had a spinal fusion 12 hours ago, and a screw had been misplaced by the slightest from the previous surgeon, which led to bleeding that quickly became a hematoma and needed surgery urgently.
It all happened at an awful time. The other attending that was meant to be on shift along with Dr Park had called in sick, and there wasn’t anyone else they could call in. Night shift could be called in early and that’s all, which meant the majority of the shift Park was the only Ortho attending on shift.
Meaning he had to supervise all the residents on shift while being a surgeon himself, which had snowballed out of control before it was even lunch. He spent nearly his whole afternoon in surgery, with nurses and residents with more seniority poking their heads in frequently to ask questions.
You had been assisting on the surgery for nearly 4 hours, along with two other residents, one a year above you while the other is in the same as you. The second to last screw was being carefully put back when Dr Park had decided to send you down to the ER in place of him. He knew they wouldn’t be too happy, but they needed a consult urgently, and beggars can’t be choosers, in his mind.
So, you may have taken longer downstairs than needed. You needed a breather honestly, and were praying they’d finished the surgery by the time you were back - or at least didn’t call you back in. The looks you had received from your fellow residents made you glad looks can’t kill, but you’d be long dead if they could anyways.
It again solidified the amount of trust Park has in you, and not them. Unlike other units you could be sent to for consults, the ED would send your ass right back to where you came from if you weren’t an attending, and Park knew this and decided to send you down.
You poked your head into a few cases before heading back, a 8 year old who broke his arm at baseball, a 31 year old guy who popped his left shoulder of the socket at his construction job, and a 42 year old women who dropped an extremely heavy marble cutting board on her foot and shattered multiple bones. Just on your way to the elevator, you told yourself, even thought they definitely weren’t.
Dr Park had been in a fucking mood when you left, his pissy mood leeching out to everybody else and creating a very tense and argumentative operating room. You’d stayed as silent as possible, though you were just stewing in your own frustration, and avoiding annoying the nurses or Park more than they already were.
Although it obviously wasn’t one of the longest surgeries he’s done, he doesn’t usually have three residents with him and people constantly coming into his OR and asking questions or nagging him. On a normal day, he has a short capacity for bullshit and unnecessary questions, but today it is next to none, and everyone was testing his patience. Especially the other two residents assisting, both classic Ortho bros who seem to have a penchant for unnecessarily questioning and just annoying him.
The ride back upstairs you spent in peaceful silence, something you were sure you wouldn’t have any of until you went home at some point tonight. Leaving the elevator at your floor, you walked through the corridors that always felt so quiet after being in the ED, back to the OR that you left only an hour ago. Park told you to come back after the consult, so that’s exactly what you’re doing. Rounding a corner, you met eyes with the man you were looking for.
The look in his eyes welded your feet to the floor, your own eyes widening as he walks over to you. You can see just in the gate he walks how strung tight he is, looking like he’s about to explode - on you. You brace yourself for a long, borderline yelling loud lecture as he takes his last step towards you.
“Dr Park, I am so sorry,” you began meekly, practically quivering under the weight of his stony stare, “I got caught up in the ER and—“
“It’s fine,” he interrupts shortly, in that way where his words sound like gospel - where there’s absolutely not any room for argument. “Come with me,” he tells you, continuing, and placing a large hand on your bicep, steering you with him.
“I— Okay,” you agree, surprised, like there was any room to disagree as he leads you back the opposite way you came, his arm tight around your shoulders.
Park leads you through the corridors with the patient rooms, his grip like steel. At the end of hall he goes right, toward the few offices on this floor, instead of left to the nurse station like you’d expected. Without a word, he brings you to his office, letting go of your shoulders in favour of guiding you through the door with a hand on your lower back. You, for a lack of better judgement, haven’t said anything either, not as he led you away, not as he went right, not as you step inside, and not as he shuts the door behind him.
Dr Park turns to you from the door, his gaze heavy, but not cold like usual - burning hot in a way you have only ever seen while under him. It sends a pang of arousal through you, settling in your cunt with a throb. That look should’ve scare you, hell, this whole walk to his office you should’ve been nervous as hell and thinking about excuses for why you were at the ED so long.
But something extraordinarily stupid in your brain just shuts off when your body knows he’ll take control of it for you, all of you. Especially where you know wetness will be pooled in a few minutes.
“You okay with this?” Dr Park asks, correctly assuming you already know his intentions are the opposite of pure. His hand lingers on the door handle, fingers ghosting over the lock.
Before you even think about it, you’re nodding vehemently. You’d feel embarrassed at your eagerness if you weren’t blinded by the excitement coursing through you, a twisted kind that left you solely focused on the riled man stood in front of you. He twisted the lock, an audible click coursing through the tense room, leaving a sense of finality in its wake.
Finality, that that you’re all too excited for, imagining all the ways this could play out. Alone together, in his dark office - an office that might as well be sound proof with the amount of people around here - with Dr Park, who obviously needed some kind of release. You’d previously assumed that release would be lecturing you, until the only thing coming out of the conversation is his enjoyment of listening to his own voice. But watching him take the few steps toward you solidified any fears of that, are long gone, and what’s left is the thrill of the mystery of whatever’s going to play out next.
It felt like a flash as Park guided you to the front of his wooden desk, kicking the chair that blocked you from being flush against the desk out of the way, picking you up by the waist and placing you on the edge of his desk with little strain. Before it even registered to you, he’s pulling off your scrub bottoms, dropping to his knees between your legs and tugging the polyester and your shoes off from around your ankles.
Looking up at you, as commanding as ever, from between your bare legs, he told you, “Don’t move, and do not make a sound.”
You hardly had any time to react before Park is tugging down your panties - a simple, old cotton pair that you feel oddly embarrassed about. It’s not like the previous pairs of your underwear he’s seen were any more glamorous, but he always makes you feel incredibly intimidated and out of your depth. Always leaving you wanting to impress him. It makes sense - he is your attending after all.
Snapping you out of your thoughts, a cold ball of spit lands directly on your clit, shocking your system. Utterly appalled, you watched as he shoved his face between your thighs, his rough tongue dragging up through your folds to the apex of your cunt.
You were too surprised to really feel anything, until Park pulled back the hood of your clit, sucking hard on the small bud until his cheeks hollowed. That definitely made you feel something, shocks of pleasure rushing through you and making you squirm against his mouth. His hands shot up to your thighs in response, pushing them further apart and holding them there firmly, giving the soft skin a hard squeeze.
What you were expecting when Park dropped to his knees in front of your pussy, you weren’t sure, but it certainly wasn’t him eating you out. You’d hooked up with him before, sure, once or twice or thrice, but he’d never done this before. You’d just assumed that wasn’t something he’s into, which you had no qualms with. It wasn’t like you’d ever sucked him off either.
Unending with his lips wrapped tight around your clit, even with your squirms, Park leans up, shifting you so you’re on your back, his hands pushing your knees to your chest. With better purchase to your cunt, he goes feral, releasing his lips to rapidly lick up and down your folds, gathering the wetness that was pooling at your entrance. He moved back up, rapidly flicking your exposed clit with his newfound fervour. He wrapped his lips around your bud again, flicking his tongue against it whilst sucking.
You didn’t release the sounds falling from you until Park looks up at you, meeting your eyes with his. His, that tells you everything you need to know through a look - Shut the hell up. A wave of embarrassment washes through you, clasping your mouth shut at the realisation.
Another wave washes through you after, a much stronger one caused by another, stronger suck on your clit, accompanied by another lick through you. Your head hit the wooden desk beneath you as Park spits another ball of saliva onto you, spreading it through your folds with his fingers and watching a mix of his saliva and your wetness drip down to your ass.
A strangled noise left you as Park dives fucking right back in, ravaging you again until you’re so consumed by him you can’t make sense of what he’s doing with his mouth.
Embarrassingly quickly you feel a familiar heat light in your lower stomach, feeling like a kind of calm before the storm. That fire spreads, fast, alight in every limb, every muscle, bone, vein.
Your hand shoots out, grabbing for something to find purchase on, and almost reaching for the head between your thighs. Even in your foggy head, you realised Park would absolutely kill you if you fucked up his perfectly gelled hair.
Your hand instead goes for the next best thing - his shoulder, his very clothed shoulder. Ending up just grabbing a handful of navy fabric, you’re happy enough, letting a warning wave of pleasure crash through you.
Your release comes fast after, with another embarrassing noise and your legs trembling in Park’s hold. His mouth worked you through your orgasm, leaving you panting and whining unabashedly.
“Park!” you yelp when he keeps going, attacking your overly sensitive clit directly. You hadn’t really been expecting anything from him, but to your surprise—
“Brendon. It’s Brendon, baby,” he corrects you, his voice rougher than his usual sharpness.
Brendon stands, leaning over you to press his open mouth to yours. His tongue barges into your mouth before you can even think, invading every centimetre. The taste of your cunt colonised your tase buds, but his assault didn’t leave any time for thoughts.
Abruptly Brendon pulled away, slotting his head between your thighs again. Your knees fell slack against his shoulders, his lips connecting to you clit again in an instant just as his pager started beeping. He groaned, pulling away from you and tugging it off his waist band to read the message.
“Shit,” Brendon mutters, standing and clenching his jaw. “I need to go.”
“Oh,” you mumble, pushing yourself up into a sit. You felt embarrassed, watching that familiar shark look form on his face again while your bottom half’s completely bare.
Brendon put his pager back and leaned down, pulling your panties up your legs and on your hips. Still just hovering over you, he pressed a kiss to your forehead unexpectedly. Maybe he does still have some of that heat from earlier left.
Brendon steps back, nearing the door. His hand dips into the waist band of his scrubs, and apparently boxers, drawing your eyes there. You watch as he drags his dick up, tucking it into his waistband for discretion.
“Meet me after shift in the parking lot, you know my car,” Brendon tells you, right before turning the lock on the door handle and leaving. Leaving you high and wet.
You’re left sat on the desk in his office, your shoes and pants strewn on the floor in front of you.
sorry it’s taken so long for me to post again, but thank you for all the attention on my first post!!
pillowtalk, cameron cade.
summary: cameron can't wrap his head around how you want him but at the same time don't... and he especially can't understand why on earth you're letting other people see you the way he thought only he did.
pairing: ex boyfriend!cameron x blackfem!reader
warnings: smut (18+), unprotected sex (wrap before you tap!), angst with unresolved ending, use of n word, mean!reader again bc why not, not really cheating but reader has another side piece, some toxic relationship traits, not proofread.
notes: i'm obsessed w this series wow 🤭 also reader is heavilyyyyy inspired by monaleo like her aesthetic is who i imagine #needthat
chapter one.
"Shit," Cameron groaned, throwing his head back and gripping your waist tighter as you bounced up and down on his dick. "Just like that, baby."
Your hands were on both sides of his neck as you rode him, watching his eyes flutter shut as you clenched around him. Cameron hated you being on top most times, the reason being you absolutely whored him out. It was almost too easy.
I'm begging y'all to watch HIM so y'all can be as obsessed with Tyriq Withers as I am 😩
SFL: Trouble
Whoever(m) x BlkFem!Reader
I love this.
⋆۶ৎ . ݁2,112words, Ex-Friend'sBrotherxWoc!Reader, Morning sex, Oral(m reciving), Riding, Spanking, Dirty talk, Established situationship, No condom(wrap the willy), ⋆۶ৎ . ݁
You shouldn’t be here.
Not in his kitchen. Not barefoot, hair mussed from sleep, drinking water out of his glass like you belong. Not after everything that happened—after the fallout with his sister, after the rumors, after the texts you never answered.
You shouldn’t be here.
But he lets you.
His shirt hangs off your shoulder, swallowing you whole. He watches the glass tilt to your mouth, watches your throat flex with every sip. You don’t say good morning. You don’t have to.
“Trouble,” he says, low and amused.
You glance at him. That little half-smile of yours, the one that used to get you out of trouble in high school, tugs at the corner of your mouth. “Mornin’, sweets”
His jaw ticks.
“I told you not to call me that.”
“Oh?” You lick a drop of water from your lip. “What should I call you, then?”
There’s a beat of silence. Tension thick enough to chew through. You set the glass down, slowly. You don’t back up when he steps closer.
You don’t flinch when his hand comes up and tugs the collar of his shirt—your shirt—down a little, exposing the delicate skin of your shoulder.
He bends. Lets his mouth hover there. Doesn’t kiss you. Not yet.
“I should put you in the car,” he murmurs. “Drive you home. Drop you off at your mama’s and tell her she raised a disrespectful little brat.”
Your breath catches. “You’re not gonna do that.”
“No?” His voice dips. “Why not?”
You reach for his wrist. Hold it. Thumb sliding over the faded scars and veins in his forearm. “Cause you don’t want to. You’re just as bad as me.”
He exhales hard through his nose. He’s too close. Too warm. His hand is still curled in the fabric at your collarbone, rough knuckles grazing your chest. His body is thick, solid, and steady. And you? You’re a live wire. It’s been this way for months. Years, if you’re honest.
“I wanna taste you.”
The words leave your mouth like breath. Like instinct.
“You wanna be nasty this early?” he mutters, half-scolding, voice dragging like gravel.
hi lovie!! can i request anything from the established relationship list for tee higgins please 🤍 love all your writings!!!
1k & Birthday Bash nav | main navigation | reqs | table of contents
#15. Sighing and pouting loudly because you haven't paid them any attention. & #30. Falling asleep within minutes of you playing with their hair or scratching their back.
Tee Higgins x black!femreader
• you DO NOT have my permission to copy my work, upload as your own, translate, or repost on any other website •
The television flickered quietly in the background, some rerun of a college game playing with the volume turned low. The living room was warm with early evening light, slanting in through the wide windows, casting soft golden bands across the hardwood floor. But none of it was enough to distract Tee Higgins from what he considered a grave injustice.
Life can only be understood backwards, but we have to live it forwards.
Memoir of a Snail (2024) dir. Adam Elliot
this video got me thinking….its kinda giving choso so walk with me real quick besties
˚ʚ♡ɞ
“fuckkkk,” the back of choso’s head knocked against the headboard, his chest heaving with a thin sheen of sweat covering it. the poor boy couldn’t form a single thought—the only thing swirling around in his empty mind is that he needed more.
his breath hitched when he felt your tongue wrap around his nipple once more, flicking the sensitive bud with your tongue. you didn’t bother saying much to him, it’d be pointless being the only word he could respond with was a breathy ‘fuck’.
“i’m ’bout to—hmph! nut again, it’s coming baby,” his head lolled onto his shoulder, his hips now bucking up to create a rhythm with your hand. you hummed around his nipple, squeezing his angry red tip, the clear pearls of precum leaking from his tip had you dying for a taste. “be louder…w’nna hear you cho,” you whispered in his ear, licking at the shell of it.
choso shuddered rather violently at the feeling, but nonetheless he got louder for you—a tad bit louder than you had expected. choso’s mouth dropped opened, a symphony of whiny moans following right after.
if he had any energy he’d fuck your fist himself, but alas after 3 consecutive orgasms all he could do was pathetically roll his hips. “so fuckin’ close, cmon baby make me cum,” choso nearly jumped out of his skin when he felt your soft hands begin to play his balls, squeezing them ever so softly.
choso’s entire body went limp as his orgasm hit, moan after pornographic moan spilling past his kiss bitten lips. the first shot of cum landed on his chest, some getting on his chin, which you greedily licked at a second later. his thighs shook in overstimulation, nearly closing because now it was really starting to become too much.
“baby baby baby wait—hah! you’re gonna f-fuckin’ kill me,” his larger hand wrapped weakly around your wrist, but it stopped nothing. you kissed you way up his chest to his neck, sloppily kissing, licking, and sucking any bit you could get. he just smelled so good—like vanilla and cinnamon, you just wanted to eat him up.
you brushed his hair out his face with your free hand. you looked into his tired, yet oh so lustful eyes, “you good?” you asked, halting your hand’s movements. choso sniffled and gave you a weak nod, “want you to drain me dry angel, even if i start crying.” it’s funny because just as choso finished his sentence a stray tear slipped from his eye, landing on his already messy abdomen.
choso stuck out his tongue making you giggle. you knew exactly what he wanted. you leant over, wasting no time shoving your tongue in his mouth, swallowing up his whiny moans. you resumed your hand’s movements, squealing when you felt choso’s teeth sink into your bottom lip.
he truly didn’t know if he had another orgasm in him but he didn’t care, even if he blacked out. why do you ask?? because soon he’ll be receiving the best aftercare known to man. cuddles, kisses, BACK SCRATCHES!!! he was as content as could be.
@staff @support @engineering @music @books
Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???
There’s a reason websites ask you for your password and give you a 30 day grace period when you delete your account. @staff @support
Actually you guys should reblog this because if it's that easy to accidentally delete an entire account, there's something wrong. It totally sucks that multiple people have lost up to (and even over) a decade's worth of blogging because you put these two buttons so close together, and leave zero grace period for the person to get their blog back.
@staff something here needs to be fixed
𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐬, 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐬, 𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐬 ✧ Feat. JJK MEN
𝐒𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 ── Jjk Men in their -real- Daddy era. (Am I secretly having a baby fever LMAOO)
𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ── fluffy stuff, pure wholesomeness and affectionate dads.
𝐃𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢
It's safe to say that sometimes you're raising two babies - only one of them is a big buff pouty one.
Daddy Toji sneaks to the kitchen in the middle of the night, leaving you both sleeping in your shared bedroom and then slowly closes the door. He promised himself he'd only take one *unnoticeable* spoon of your newborn's baby formula but ends up stuffing his face with the forbidden powder in the heat of the moment. He tries his best to hide his tracks by shoving the tin somewhere far in the cupboard.
He *oddly* always makes sure to be the one preparing his baby's bottle the next day - 'Oh darling, don'tcha move a muscle...I'll be right back with our baby's breakfast!'
You smile and raise a brow, already suspecting something. Daddy Toji is not much of a morning person. much less when it comes to baby chores...
fred would absolutely be into fucking you when you're asleep(with your consent).
"i know you're sleepy love but can i just feel you for a bit? i promise you won't have to do anything, i'll be gentle, just want to be in you so bad." he knows you'll always mumble a quiet yes, he's asked you many times to make sure it's still okay. he places soft kisses down your neck as he hears your small sighs and whimpers and runs his hands over your body delicately, occasionally ghosting his fingertips down to brush against your clit. he knows at this point you're deep asleep but he whispers in your ear, "you're so warm sweetheart, i love you so much" causing you to get goosebumps.
soon enough he's sliding his cock inside of you, trying to suppress his groan. you whimper again and fred presses his face in your hair, stifling any noises and smelling your shampoo causing him to get more turned on as he slowly pushes into you, letting you become accustomed to his size before he starts thrusting, leisurely and deep. as he gets closer he holds you closer and spills inside you, because not only does this man need you in your sleep but he also needs to breed you. he quickly falls asleep with you in his arms.
Now We Reign | myg
☆summary: when working on a collab together makes you and Min Yoongi seek comfort with the other, you discover there’s more to life than loneliness. Only, hurdles mark your path in Min Yoongi’s life, and it’s unclear what the outcome will be. Will you be destroyed by him and his world, or will you learn to reign over it, together with him?
☆pairing: Min Yoongi x singer female reader
☆rating: 18+ (minors DNI)
☆genre: work collaborators to lovers, idol!au, smut, angst, fluff
☆warnings: alcohol, cursing, OC has family problems similar to those Yoongi went through, financial insecurity, loneliness, cheating but not cheating because they are on a break, sexist interviewer, explicit content: grinding, dom!reader, switch!Yoongi, big dick!Yoongi, oral sex (male and female receiving), jerking off, face riding, tits/nipples play, hickey, fingering, protected sex, choking, clit play, denied orgasms (due to consensual drunk sex), fingering, mentions of anal sex, handcuffs, anal plug, anal fingering
☆word count: 34.9k
☆a/n: it’s so weird to post something other than The Forgotten Spaces :’) I hope you’ll still enjoy this! As per always, thank you to @moonleeai for her incredible work as my beta reader! You’re the best <3
☆Read the other installments in the Life Goes On series here!
Keep reading