Jump for joy!

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[alphacrone]

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

[alphacrone]

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

[lawfulgoodness]

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

[ach-sss-no]

#you gotta be more specific man#Hobbits are specifically famous for two Really Long Walks

[teaboot]

Long Walks Georgs were outliers adn should not have been counted

[threebodybot]

m1=101.5 m2=141.9 m3=61.9 (solar masses) v1x=-5.783 v1y=1.239 v2x=-0.198 v2y=-1.956 v3x=-1.661 v3y=6.938 (km/s) x1=9.0 y1=-19.0 x2=28.0 y2=-27.0 x3=-2.0 y3=-33.0 (AU from center) Music: Clair de Lune – Debussy

[vacuously-true]

This website will ship anything. Including mathematically idealized celestial bodies.

[dailycatsblog]

[sandmandaddy69]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[teaboot]

Yo dude what the fuck

[im-a-fucking-dumbass]

HUH???

[v3ct0r-t0-th3-h34v3ns]

YOU DIDN'T KNOW???

[im-a-fucking-dumbass]

I THOUGHT HE WAS ALWAYS A GUY????

[teaboot]

[teaboot]

[areus-in-a-little-cave]

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[szimmetria-airtemmizs]

Does the inner pentagon have the same size as the others?

[nerdreamer]

[samwisefamgee]

[etaka]

[aromancy]

[natalieironside]

No this is book accurate

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: T c . t' caat ttg a ca't t t. ca t a tg at a t a a t t t t tg t t t a , t a t a c at t ta a t ’ a t tat ac t a a t tcta act t g a a

Closest match: Jodis lactearia genome assembly, chromosome: 6 Common name: Little Emerald

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[dienothemink]

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

[kisszivem-deactivated20250816]

Going for a scream in the woods, anyone wanna join?

[spiribia]

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

[icarusdiesatdawn]

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted.