huh. I actually do in fact have an iron deficiency. people on this website really do know how to solve problems. detectives and doctors everyday scrolling through these posts
i do really think a lot of people who say they’re freaks actually cannot handle a true and genuine weird girl. and i think their tolerance for weird often depends on how attractive she is
In celebration of ten years of Narcos today, I thought it might be fun to make a bunch of NSFW headcanons for Javier — specifically sex position headcanons.
>> MDNI 18+ <<
Warnings: various mentions of sex positions and vulgar language.
Notes: HAD TO REPOST CAUSE TUMBLR IS ASS. i sped through this so sorry if there are errors!! all of these are with f!reader in mind but feel free to use your imagination with our lovely asshole DEA agent. <3
10 POSITIONS WITH JAVI — ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🍒
1. Descent — It’s the kind of position that leads straight to a quick, hard climax — the perfect choice for those “just take me now” moments or when you can’t wait until you’re home. You perch on the armrest of the sofa, fingers gripping the back as you let your upper body fall against the cushions, lying open and ready. Your legs stretch long and high, trembling with anticipation. Javier steps in close, positioning himself between your thighs. He lifts her legs effortlessly, settling them over his broad shoulders, his hands gripping tight around your thighs to hold you in place. With no hesitation, he drives into you — deep, unrelenting — his body pressing flush against yours. The angle makes every thrust hit harder, rougher, leaving no room for restraint.
2. Relaxation — This position doesn’t let you relax completely, but that’s part of what makes it so intoxicating — it’s designed to push you toward orgasm with every grind. Javier sits back in a sturdy chair, his posture firm, legs pressed close together. You climb onto his lap, lowering yourself onto his hips, your back pressing against his chest as you settle in. Your knees bend fully, spreading just enough to keep yourself open for him, your feet braced against the edges of the chair for leverage. Javier’s hands slide possessively onto your hips, holding you steady as you begin to move, slow at first, then grinding down with need. You cover his palms with her own, feeling the strength in his grip as his mouth finds her neck, urging you to ride him deeper, harder, until the chair itself creaks beneath you.
3. Spanish Sunset — Javier leans back in the armchair, broad shoulders sinking into the cushions, his legs bent and feet planted firmly on the floor. You straddle him with your back to his chest, sliding down onto his cock until your hips are flush against his. Your thighs spread wide, the edges of the chair framing your open and exposed as your legs dangle down. Javier’s palms close over your ass, squeezing, guiding you as you rock against him. But you capture his wrists and push his hands back onto the armrests, taking control, forcing him to grip the chair while you ride him deep. His jaw tightens, a groan tearing from his throat as your body moves against his with relentless rhythm.
4. Pretzel — This position is perfect for deep, toe-curling penetration — a position that lets Javier take his time and savor every second. With your leg hooked over his hip, the angle opens you up just right, letting him sink in deep while still keeping things slow and intimate. What makes it irresistible is how much control Javier has — his hands free to roam, his mouth close enough to tease, his eyes drinking in the way your body arches for him. From this view, he gets everything: the power, the closeness, and the chance to explore every inch of you while driving you wild.
5. Lotus (my favorite) — Sometimes, you want to slip into something more intimate, more sensual, more about connection than urgency — and that’s where the Lotus position comes in. With this position, Javier pulls you into his lap, your legs wrapping around his waist as he slides deep inside. The closeness means every thrust is slow and deliberate, your chests pressed together, your mouths finding each other in numerous heated kisses. His arms lock you in, strong yet tender, making you feel completely claimed while wrapped in his tender embrace. It’s not just about sex here. It’s about melting into Javier, body and soul, as the rhythm builds between you.
6. Lazy Evening — 6 a.m. sex or 11 p.m sex. No matter the hour, this position hits all the right spots. You’re lying back on the edge of the sofa, hands gripping the headrest, hips lifted, feet pressing into the floor, completely exposed and ready. Javier presses against you from behind, half-turned, one leg bent and braced on the armrest, the other planted firmly as he leans in close. He lifts your hips higher, sliding deep inside you with slow, deliberate thrusts that make you gasp. Every movement is measured, teasing, each inch of him stretching and filling you perfectly. His hands roam over your body, gripping your thighs, your waist, brushing over your back, pulling you flush against him. You can feel his cock sliding in and out, every stroke driving a hot, relentless ache straight to your core. Your breath catches as he leans closer, lips brushing your ear, whispering and groaning in ways that send shivers down your spine. There’s no rush, no acrobatics — just the raw, intoxicating rhythm of him inside you, your bodies moving together until you’re both gasping, trembling, and absolutely spent.
7. Deck Chair — It’s a must-try for deep, commanding penetration, letting Javier take full control. You lie back, legs drawn up to your chest, hands clutching your hips, heart racing as he hovers over you. Javier positions himself perfectly, kneeling with his hips spread, feet together, every movement deliberate and measured. You lift your legs and drape them over his neck, wrapping him completely, giving him full access. His hands slide under your arms and shoulders, lifting your head gently but firmly, while his body presses down, perfectly aligned to sink deep into you. Every thrust is intense, every angle hitting exactly right. His eyes drink in your expression, the way your body quivers beneath him, and he takes full advantage — touching, lifting, and claiming every inch of you. The closeness, the power, the intimacy — it’s electrifying, a raw, relentless rhythm that leaves you gasping and trembling for more.
8. Low Doggy — You kneel over a pillow, face down, legs and arms spread, every inch of you exposed. Javier kneels between your thighs, one hand braced on the floor, the other gripping your hair, tugging you back onto him with a rough, deliberate precision. Each thrust is deep and scorching, filling you completely as he sets the pace and depth. You can squeeze your legs around him, increasing the friction, or push back with every stroke if you crave harder penetration. His body presses against yours, chest to back, every motion driving heat straight to your core. The sounds of skin slapping, moans escaping your lips, and Javier’s low, commanding groans fill the room, each moment building a tension that leaves you trembling and aching.
9. Sweet Pussy — Who doesn't love oral sex? Javier does. He'll lean back in the armchair, relaxed but commanding, as you kneel on the armrests, your pussy perfectly positioned for his attention. Your arms stretch back, bracing on the chair as you keep your upper body straight, giving him an irresistible view. Javier’s hands grip your hips and squeeze your ass, pulling you flush against his mouth. His lips, tongue, and mouth explore every inch of your clit, teasing, flicking, and licking with expert precision, while his fingers slip inside you, plunging deep in rhythm with his mouth. The sensations are overwhelming — his gaze locked on yours, hungry while the heat of his touch and the wet, pulsing friction of his tongue drive you wild, making you shiver and moan.
10. Missionary — Ah, the beloved position that is missionary. Javier is on top, taking full control of the penetration, but every thrust is slow, deliberate, and full of desire for you. His hands and arms press against the bed, holding himself steady as he sinks deep, letting you feel both his strength and his tenderness. From this position, he sets the pace and depth, not just to drive you crazy, but to show how much he loves you — every movement an intimate expression of his devotion. You lie back beneath him, legs spread wide or wrapped around his hips, completely open to his touch. Your hands roam his back, grip his ass, or thread through his hair, deepening the connection between you. The press of your bodies, the heat of his skin, and the way his lips brush against yours, whispering your name, making it clear: this position isn’t just about pleasure — it’s a language of love, raw, and utter intimacy.
I hope you all enjoyed that. Writing has been super hard lately but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to write something hot for my boy Peña. Please remember to reblog if you liked it! Your support is everything to me. ♡
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