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@peeechy-keen
getting home from a night out and having to piss so bad I'm holding myself. I walk into the bedroom and see my partner sleeping naked. I quickly undo my belt and pants to pull my cock out and shove it deep into their pussy. unleashing the piss I've been holding for hours. I sigh in relief as my urinal wakes up and starts moaning beneath me.
Anal-only because that’s the hole he usually prefers.
Anal-only because my selfish cunt doesn’t deserve any attention. It only needs to remain wet and needy to serve as lube.
Anal-only denial because the best way to train my ass is to lock my pussy. My chastity belt helps me focus on the correct hole.
Anal-only because it’s natural for a denied slut to have a full ass and an empty, dripping cunt.
Anal-only because it reinforces the power dynamic.
Anal-only because if I can’t cum anally, do I really even need to cum at all?
i wish i had a super private/secluded backyard so i could pee outside whenever i wanted
Ruined holes are the truest sign that you are a whore
piss kink safety patrol! (for golden showers, drinking piss, internal pissing— anal and vaginal, holding, and wetting)
if you are being pissed on
very very minimal safety risks here
close those eyes baby! the second piss is anywhere near the face— close your eyes. that shit stings. have you ever had cum in your eye? it’s like that, but way harder to wipe off.
try not to do this with any fresh piercings, new tattoos, open wounds, or anything else that’s begging to get infected
if you are ingesting urine
what medications is your partner on? can they be passed through urine? (most likely they can be— in very trace amounts. but those trace amounts can be important to be aware of depending on your situation)
has your partner recently ingested something (medication, food, etc) that you are allergic to? or something that interacts with your meds? if they have, is it worth that risk?
has your partner recently taken any drugs? can they be passed through urine? (most likely they can be— in very trace amounts. those trace amounts may or may not be enough to cause a reaction, and may or may not be enough to fail a drug test <- has happened to people!)
on one non-safety note… you’re probably not going to love the taste of piss. regardless. you might! but most do not. it’s piss. really well hydrated piss can be very enjoyable (I like it a lot!), really dehydrated piss might make you puke. diet changes the taste— just like cum, but more directly. coffee, asparagus, lots of meat… all things that can make it particularly strong (and some people love that! some people do that on purpose! but I would maybe not… start there). lots of juice + lots and lots of water can make it very mild. medications and supplements can change the taste. lots of people anecdotally like the way beer or diet soda makes it taste. first piss of the day is considerably stronger and more unpleasant than any other time.
if you are doing internal pissing (anal)
if you are getting it straight from the tap (penis or funneled in): minimal to no risk. pee is not sterile! urine is not sterile. but you’re not gonna run into a ton of issues here. the real concern is if you’re dealing with abnormal abrasions, likely from particularly rough anal sex, you’re going to be more at risk for infection. keep an eye on it, take a shower, etc. you’re probably all good.
if you are getting a larger volume than one normal pee (bottle, etc, any amount of built-up fluid from multiple pees): this is less a safety risk and more just a heads up. chances are this will kind of accidentally enema you. and then you will shit. pretty immediately. if you’ve done a ton of anal prep (including enema) beforehand, you’re likely going to be fine.
if you are doing internal pissing (vaginal)
now we’re looking at pH balances. urine is more basic than the natural flora of a vaginal ecosystem, which can cause problems.
if you are prone to UTIs, yeast infections, or bacterial vaginosis, you should probably prepare for that. if that’s the risk you’d like to take, that’s your choice! but if your pH balance is delicate, piss is absolutely going to disrupt it.
even if you’re not prone, the risk for all of the above is there!
PEE. AFTER. BEING. PEED IN. please 😚 you’ll save yourself so much trouble. and I mean pee, don’t just evacuate the foreign piss. if you’re not already peeing after sex in general… start now!
if you’re doing any kind of holding:
any long-term holding (and I mean, like, having holding your pee for long periods of time become a part of your life for years) can result in slight to moderate incontinence (leaking) and weakened pelvic floor muscles. make sure you’re doing pelvic floor exercises! it’s best to sometimes give yourself an extended break from a holding kink, but I won’t tell you what to do.
there’s no real One Answer for “how long is it okay to hold at one time?”, but it’s better to do high hydration/stronger desperation/shorter hold than it is to do low hydration/less need to pee/longer hold, for hydration purposes. the longer you hold, the more you are at risk for UTIs and potentially bladder infections (cystitis, a kind of UTI). bladder infections have a chance of becoming kidney infections. no, there’s no One Set Time, but no, it’s not safe to hold all day either. listen to your body as best you can.
find your limits and set them. I’m prone to UTIs (and have a weak bladder), so I have different levels of “okay to hold”. I have found the maximum amount of water and its correlating hold times that work for me— and hold time is never over an hour. that’s my risk profile.
if you’re wetting
sitting in your wet mess can be fun and humiliating, but can also cause rashes. I literally cannot speak to diaper instances, I have no experience there, but most fabrics will start to be uncomfortable while wet after a while, and sitting in your piss can cause chafing, rashes, skin irritation… and again, sitting in pissed in underwear (or garments close to the genitalia) can cause UTIs + yeast infections, especially in vulvas.
AS ALWAYS, when dealing with someone else’s fluids inside your body, you are at risk for STIs. get tested, keep getting tested, take PrEP, have the conversations, know your body, and above all, be aware of what risks you run. this shit is fun and wonderful— funderful— and should stay that way. safe pissing (or lack thereof) everybody!
I want to move to a small city that's cut off from a lot of the rest of the world. Things are different here, and I learn it quickly.
As I walk home to my apartment I realize that none of the women are wearing clothes. A police officer stops me and tells me that in this town, women have to be naked. It's the law.
I protest, but he pins me down and pulls my clothes off of me. I'm bare before him, and he ghosts his fingers across my nipples before telling me I'm free to go.
I turn onto a busy street, and immediately I'm aware of the fact that I'm being stared at. I pass a woman who has been forced to her knees, cock jammed down her throat.
I walk a couple blocks before hands circle my waist. I don't see him, but I feel his fingers slide into me. He pulls his hand out and jams a toy into me. By the time I turn to yell at him, he's gone.
The toy buzzes to life, and I double over as it sends waves of pleasure through my body.
I do my best to walk the rest of the way to my apartment, but a block away, I'm stopped by a group of men. The biggest already has his cock out, and I'm pushed to the floor, mouth filled. The toy buzzes and buzzes and I can't help but whimper.
The man pulls himself out of my mouth, and I'm helpless as his fingers find the toy. He pulls it from me gently.
"Someone got her good and ready for us," he tells his friends.
They pick me up, bending me ass up over a park bench. He doesn't wait, just jams his cock into me, chuckling as I cry out.
"That's it." he says. "Good girl. Take it, slut."
Another cock is shoved into my mouth, and hands find my breasts.
"Don't worry, little girl," the man tells me. "We'll put his toy back once we've all had a turn."
The best thing about having a sub with a urinal kink is I can relieve myself damn near anywhere I please with almost no inconvenience to me whatsoever.
In bed cuddling and don't want to get out of bed yet? Lay their head on your thigh and have them drink so you don't have to get up.
On a long road trip and don't want to pull over yet? Tell them to lean over and be useful, you have to take a piss and they have a mouth for it.
Don't want to miss a part of the new movie? Just grab the back of their head and hold them down while you relax. If they don't want to miss the movie either refill their drink for them.
Are they getting sassy and bratty in public and you both need to pee? Find a bathroom but don't let them go. Remind them that bathroom privileges are for well behaved pets only as they swallow yours down.
Need to keep working on typing up this report and don't want to be interrupted by bathroom trips? Down, urinal. Get under the desk and serve me where you belong.
I think a lot about the first one... about him waking me up in the middle of the night by pushing my head down under the blankets and me knowing, even half-asleep, what he expects. I'd slip his cock into my mouth and, when I feel his piss start to flow into me, swallow it down, keeping my mouth tight around him so none drips out. When he was done, he'd reach down and pet my head, a little "thank you" for being such a good useful urinal for him, then I'd climb back up so my head was on the pillow and drift back to sleep.
So natural. So right.
And so much easier for him. He'd tell me, a few weeks after we started doing this, how much better his sleep has been — how much easier it is to fall back asleep now than it was when he was getting up and walking to the bathroom. That he doesn't know why he didn't do this sooner.
Drinking from Master's cock is one of the most blissful experiences this bitch could have
getting home from a night out and having to piss so bad I'm holding myself. I walk into the bedroom and see my partner sleeping naked. I quickly undo my belt and pants to pull my cock out and shove it deep into their pussy. unleashing the piss I've been holding for hours. I sigh in relief as my urinal wakes up and starts moaning beneath me.
oh yeah ok. i love someone finding a bottle to piss in bc they have to go so badly but i also really enjoy ppl finding Literally Anything to piss into such as
non-bottle food container - tupperware, bowl, the empty sauce jar from the recycling, an empty popcorn bucket at the theater
plastic bag - trash bag, shopping bag, ziplock bag
plant pot - with a plant in it, or even just empty
in the cat's litter box
another kind of bag - backpack, purse, maybe an open suitcase?
a container that they think is waterproof but isnt and it leaks everywhere
a container that they know isn't water proof and it isn't, and it leaks everywhere
someone pissing in a bottle/sealable container successfully, but then it ends up leaking like ten minutes later, and it leaks everywhere
pheromones