bee's knees

would you like fries with that

[shencomix]

[peekasoo]

The Great British Bake Off: Everybody have fun :) :) I'm sure you'll all do fine :) Your Swiss roll is so lovely :) :) :) Very nice :))) *Light ballet music*

Any American Cooking Show: YOU GUYS HAVE SIX SECONDS LEFT THEN THE BOMB E X P L O D E S *Gunfire* YOU THINK THAT COUNTS AS FOOD YOU PATHETIC SAD SACK *Ride of the Valkyrie blasting in the background* ILL SEND A BULLET THROUGH YOUR SKULL BEFORE I TAKE A BITE OF THAT *Banshee shriek

[twyrine]

i just remembered one time in kindergarten i punched this girl i knew because we were drawing birds and she drew her bird with a human nose and mouth and it pissed me off so badly i went into like berserker mode

it looked like this

[chronicintrovert]

i just ascended into another dimension

[thebestoftumbling]

Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x)

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[everydaylouie]

there are some pigeons that roost in a traffic light by my house and it delights me every time i see them

[sadunit]

ily___u

[princessrhcenyra]

[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

[awwww-cute]

Doggie bag (Source: http://ift.tt/2g9Oh4f)

[loveshocks]

[littleoil]

🐱 ：Where is the Moon? 🌕 ：Hello~~I’m here~~💕

Happy Moon Festival!

[end0skeletal]

Autumn Animals (Photos by Jaromír Chalabala,  Matt White, Nicole Barge, Iza Łysoń)

Bonus extra beautiful autumn animals:

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[iguanamouth]

a double dandy lion commission for ellie, based off of these ones from a while back - this might end up a tattoo !!! who knows !!!

[tinychatter-deactivated20150813]

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

[nehoynehoy14]

You mean Benedict Cumberbatch

[tinychatter-deactivated20150813]

no i do not mean him please love yourself