My names Stinky
I’m the squirrel that lives in Primos floorboards and torments people, don’t tell him I’m in the floorboards I don’t want to be forcefully expired

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@peemos-floorboard-squirrel
My names Stinky
I’m the squirrel that lives in Primos floorboards and torments people, don’t tell him I’m in the floorboards I don’t want to be forcefully expired
Hello, Papa! 👋 Hope your Christmas was very merry and darker than Satan's Starbucks order. Just stopping by to see what you got your babies.
You mentioned here (https://www.tumblr.com/askpapa-1/803690793969778688/i-dont-know-why-but-this-cute-gif-kind-of?source=share) that they wouldn't be getting the bare minimum.
Mercy got many human remains including bones, she enjoys pecking at them and at some point eating them. Fluffy got many fugglers, new toys to mess with, a cat tree and post to chew and scratch, and treats in his stocking he has been begging me to get him including some he already likes. Vanilla got a much bigger bed in my office, you can barely see the little fella in there. He's already getting into his bag of veggies, yes they are safe for him. And he has gotten a small sweater.
My precious babies seem very happy about it all.
Father you forgot about me.
Squirrel………
@ask-miasma-ghoul
AHHH GIANT CAT
PLEASE DONT EAT ME
Squirrelll……
Drooling
No!! Bad big cat!! Not edible!
BAD CAT!!! DO NOT PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH!!! MERCY!!
Won’t bite
Just savor
Squirel
PUTT ME DDOOWWNNNNNNNN
AHHHHHHHHHH
Can I eat the fleas off of you
I-
I do not have fleas!
put me down you big furball!
(Screeching)
Tiny bite
NOO PAPA HELP
Squirrel………
@ask-miasma-ghoul
AHHH GIANT CAT
PLEASE DONT EAT ME
Squirrelll……
Drooling
No!! Bad big cat!! Not edible!
BAD CAT!!! DO NOT PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH!!! MERCY!!
Won’t bite
Just savor
Squirel
PUTT ME DDOOWWNNNNNNNN
AHHHHHHHHHH
Can I eat the fleas off of you
I-
I do not have fleas!
put me down you big furball!
(Screeching)
Squirrel………
@ask-miasma-ghoul
AHHH GIANT CAT
PLEASE DONT EAT ME
Squirrelll……
Drooling
No!! Bad big cat!! Not edible!
BAD CAT!!! DO NOT PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH!!! MERCY!!
Won’t bite
Just savor
Squirel
PUTT ME DDOOWWNNNNNNNN
AHHHHHHHHHH
Squirrel………
@ask-miasma-ghoul
AHHH GIANT CAT
PLEASE DONT EAT ME
Squirrelll……
Drooling
No!! Bad big cat!! Not edible!
BAD CAT!!! DO NOT PUT ME IN YOUR MOUTH!!! MERCY!!
Squirrel………
@ask-miasma-ghoul
AHHH GIANT CAT
PLEASE DONT EAT ME
Squirrelll……
Drooling
No!! Bad big cat!! Not edible!
Squirrel………
@ask-miasma-ghoul
AHHH GIANT CAT
PLEASE DONT EAT ME
sniff sniff sniff
@peemos-floorboard-squirrel
Go on I suppose.. Sniff. This may be your last time sniffing around.
Nuh uh
father I require
peanuts
PLEASE SEND ASKS IM BEGGING YOU
Who you are as a • flower • place • animal • hobby • color • crystal • season • character • food
Tagging: @alwaysbeenastormx @dumblilmutt @babymorte @iputhepinprincess @carrotcakebunnie
💗 The vibe I bring to the function 💗
Tagging: @pokeycub, @pink-vacancy, @moonlight-pisces, @malibubarbiethepinkprincess, @nightsoulvixen, @leespinoodle, @princessrainbowpastel, @askpapa-3, @kawaiimermaids, @confetticupcakes, @cottonbunniheart, @leithesunny, @sugarstock, @sweetbun, @pastillafraize, @self--conchas, @gentlesakura, @loveloki555, @therosypinkprincess, @sweetsugarpuff.
💜 The vibe I bring to the function 💜
Tagging: @askpapa-1 @ask-papaemeritus-secondo @ask-papanihil-0 @zenitheternal @askpapa-1-cat @con-mercy-con-dio
❤️The function itself would be barren without the shadow I cast upon it❤️
Tagging: @peemos-floorboard-squirrel
I have no idea wha I’m doin’
@ask-papaemeritus-secondo @ask-ministry-doctor-elvio
@askpapa-1 @ask-marilynrose @ask-cardinal-angelo
I did invite you to dine, and yet your seat remained empty. Have you an explanation?
@askpapa-1-cat
I was there…just not in my chair…I got stuck on the ceiling…did you not hear my cries for help?
I must inquire… what business had you upon the ceiling?
uh…I fear I was using the ceiling for transport to dinner and for whatever reason my toe got stuck
I did invite you to dine, and yet your seat remained empty. Have you an explanation?
@askpapa-1-cat
I was there…just not in my chair…I got stuck on the ceiling…did you not hear my cries for help?
stares at you
Ello
@peemos-floorboard-squirrel
Staring at me, hmm? Are you auditioning for dinner? Hopefully you taste better than you look.
That’s not nice, I am a very good looking squirrel
and you may not eat me for dinner
D:
What do your pets do during the day?
Me and Marilyn need keep track of Vanilla because of his age and blindness. Fluffy mittens is usually just roaming around like any cat does. Mercy is pecking people's eyes out as we speak
Do not be concerned, Father! I shall find my way home to you before the dinner bell sounds!
You dare visit Rushmore and abandon me?
Disgraceful...
Even if Mount Rushmore were at your very feet, I fear it would remain invisible to you.
Could’ve brought me
I can see many things
I dare say, sound must appear as a visible tapestry to you.
Surely, you cannot be serious… are you… perchance… lacking in comprehension…?
I eated my comp…compression..eh- comprehension-
Indeed, it appears I was wise not to bring you.
One hardly expects wisdom in that utterance… it is positively imbecilic.
I infact have the wisdom of being able to see sound thank you very much
I fear that is hardly a favorable development. That is not something to be pleased about.
Why no?
I declare, you sully the very notion of what it means to be of respectable animalkind.
One cannot be surprised you are lodged in the floorboards, given such behavior.
Mark my words: continued banter of this sort will leave me no recourse but to notify my father.
Our* father actually
So, If that is indeed the situation, do enlighten me! Why is it you wish him to remain unaware of your whereabouts?
He may be my father, but I do not think he wants me in his floorboards
Then, I must insist, let your presence be apparent.
In this, you offer undeniable evidence in favor of my observation.
Then step into view.
I fear I’m currently..eh- unavailable..
What do your pets do during the day?
Me and Marilyn need keep track of Vanilla because of his age and blindness. Fluffy mittens is usually just roaming around like any cat does. Mercy is pecking people's eyes out as we speak
Do not be concerned, Father! I shall find my way home to you before the dinner bell sounds!
You dare visit Rushmore and abandon me?
Disgraceful...
Even if Mount Rushmore were at your very feet, I fear it would remain invisible to you.
Could’ve brought me
I can see many things
I dare say, sound must appear as a visible tapestry to you.
Surely, you cannot be serious… are you… perchance… lacking in comprehension…?
I eated my comp…compression..eh- comprehension-
Indeed, it appears I was wise not to bring you.
One hardly expects wisdom in that utterance… it is positively imbecilic.
I infact have the wisdom of being able to see sound thank you very much
I fear that is hardly a favorable development. That is not something to be pleased about.
Why no?
I declare, you sully the very notion of what it means to be of respectable animalkind.
One cannot be surprised you are lodged in the floorboards, given such behavior.
Mark my words: continued banter of this sort will leave me no recourse but to notify my father.
Our* father actually
So, If that is indeed the situation, do enlighten me! Why is it you wish him to remain unaware of your whereabouts?
He may be my father, but I do not think he wants me in his floorboards
Then, I must insist, let your presence be apparent.
In this, you offer undeniable evidence in favor of my observation.
What do your pets do during the day?
Me and Marilyn need keep track of Vanilla because of his age and blindness. Fluffy mittens is usually just roaming around like any cat does. Mercy is pecking people's eyes out as we speak
Do not be concerned, Father! I shall find my way home to you before the dinner bell sounds!
You dare visit Rushmore and abandon me?
Disgraceful...
Even if Mount Rushmore were at your very feet, I fear it would remain invisible to you.
Could’ve brought me
I can see many things
I dare say, sound must appear as a visible tapestry to you.
Surely, you cannot be serious… are you… perchance… lacking in comprehension…?
I eated my comp…compression..eh- comprehension-
Indeed, it appears I was wise not to bring you.
One hardly expects wisdom in that utterance… it is positively imbecilic.
I infact have the wisdom of being able to see sound thank you very much
I fear that is hardly a favorable development. That is not something to be pleased about.
Why no?
I declare, you sully the very notion of what it means to be of respectable animalkind.
One cannot be surprised you are lodged in the floorboards, given such behavior.
Mark my words: continued banter of this sort will leave me no recourse but to notify my father.
Our* father actually
So, If that is indeed the situation, do enlighten me! Why is it you wish him to remain unaware of your whereabouts?
He may be my father, but I do not think he wants me in his floorboards
Then, I must insist, let your presence be apparent.