Fluffy Mittens

Me-ow

[askpapa-1-cat]

@askpapa-1 Cat.

Me….ow….

[askpapa-1-cat]

Do be mindful… I am not accustomed to such closeness. And yet… you may continue.

Edit Credits: @iputhepinprincess

Art Credits: @bilumiart

[askpapa-1-cat]

A most distinguished Valentine’s Day to you. May your affections be reciprocated, your chocolates plentiful, and your admirers suitably devoted. As for myself, I shall accept tribute in the form of treats and unwavering admiration.

[askpapa-1]

He hates baths but he gets very stinky.. Though, he enjoys drinking from the faucet so I guess that's a good distraction for him.

[askpapa-1-cat]

Indulgent nonsense!

Stinky, am I? Father, I shall have you know that what you call ‘stinky’ is but the natural aroma of refined fur.

And as for the faucet… a mere trifle, a diversion to be endured, nothing more. I am not so easily placated.

[askpapa-1]

Fluffy Mittens does not listen when I tell him to slow down on his eating...

[askpapa-1-cat]

Slow down?

Absolutely not.

One does not dawdle in the presence of excellence! This meal is fleeting, and I intend to honor it with the urgency it deserves!

Your concern is noted… and dismissed.

[askpapa-1-cat]

Father has bestowed upon me a Fuggler.

An odd, misshapen little creature, yet one I find myself loving with a frankly alarming depth.

Its grotesque charm speaks to me… I shall guard it fiercely.

[askpapa-1-cat]

A most gracious Thanksgiving to all who remain loyal, civil, and capable of carving a turkey without causing a spectacle. I extend my gratitude to Father, who… despite his many betrayals involving baths… has provided a feast worthy of a noble creature such as myself.

I am thankful for warm hearths, obedient hands that deliver treats upon request, and the simple pleasure of watching lesser beings scramble for crumbs. May your plates be full, your tempers mild, and your reverence for me unwavering.

Happy Thanksgiving, from the household’s finest blessing.

[askpapa-1-cat]

It seems, once again, I’ve outshone every pumpkin in the patch. Tragic… for them. For I am the most beautiful Jack-O’-Lantern this Halloween… look upon me, and weep, lesser gourds.

[askpapa-1-cat]

https://www.tumblr.com/chibird/797516525914505216/share-to-pass-along-the-blessing-cosmic-fortune?source=share You might appreciate this! 💗 🐱 ✨️ 🙌

You were quite right to think I might appreciate this. How rare it is that someone understands my tastes so precisely. There is a certain… charm to it, a refinement one seldom encounters these days. I daresay it has brightened my evening more than I expected. You have my thanks.

[askpapa-1-cat]

Ah, the anniversary of Opus Eponymous… a sacred occasion, indeed.

The very air hums with the echo of its first chords. I shall mark the evening properly! Candles lit, cloak pressed, and the phonograph turned to a most ungodly volume. Art such as this deserves reverence, not restraint.

One does not simply listen to Opus Eponymous… one communes with it. Each note claws at the veil between heaven and hell, and I, naturally, will be seated at the centre of it all! Glass raised, tail curled, purring in divine blasphemy.

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Who you are as a • flower • place • animal • hobby • color • crystal • season • character • food

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[iputhepinprincess]

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[askpapa-3]

💜 The vibe I bring to the function 💜

Tagging: @askpapa-1 @ask-papaemeritus-secondo @ask-papanihil-0 @zenitheternal @askpapa-1-cat @con-mercy-con-dio

[askpapa-1-cat]

❤️The function itself would be barren without the shadow I cast upon it❤️

Tagging: @peemos-floorboard-squirrel

[ask-ghoul-echo]

You keep yourself scarce these days. I was beginning to think you’d vanished entirely.

Where have you been, ghoul?

@askpapa-1-cat

”dead maybe? Who knows, perhaps I’ve just been…existing…?”

[askpapa-1-cat]

I confess, boredom has plagued me as of late… ennui has been my closest companion.

Your company offers some amusement, though, I cannot say I favored the dreadful baths that followed.

[ask-ghoul-echo]

”you’d want my company…?”

[askpapa-1-cat]

Your company spares me from monotony.

[ask-ghoul-echo]

”can I pet you then?”

[askpapa-1-cat]

Only if silence is kept. The watery chamber has its eyes upon me, and I feel its chill still clinging to my skin.

[askpapa-1]

Father, the chorus of cans cries out, each syllable spelling my name. Shall you deny me my rightful feast? Do not keep me waiting…

@askpapa-1-cat

You will be fed, Fluffy Mittens.. Don't even worry about all that. I will never forget.

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Your food is ready.

[askpapa-1-cat]

The feast commences.

[ask-ghoul-echo]

You keep yourself scarce these days. I was beginning to think you’d vanished entirely.

Where have you been, ghoul?

@askpapa-1-cat

”dead maybe? Who knows, perhaps I’ve just been…existing…?”

[askpapa-1-cat]

I confess, boredom has plagued me as of late… ennui has been my closest companion.

Your company offers some amusement, though, I cannot say I favored the dreadful baths that followed.

[ask-ghoul-echo]

”you’d want my company…?”

[askpapa-1-cat]

Your company spares me from monotony.

[ask-ghoul-echo]

You keep yourself scarce these days. I was beginning to think you’d vanished entirely.

Where have you been, ghoul?

@askpapa-1-cat

”dead maybe? Who knows, perhaps I’ve just been…existing…?”

[askpapa-1-cat]

I confess, boredom has plagued me as of late… ennui has been my closest companion.

Your company offers some amusement, though, I cannot say I favored the dreadful baths that followed.

[peemos-floorboard-squirrel]

I did invite you to dine, and yet your seat remained empty. Have you an explanation?

@askpapa-1-cat

I was there…just not in my chair…I got stuck on the ceiling…did you not hear my cries for help?

[askpapa-1-cat]

I must inquire… what business had you upon the ceiling?

[peemos-floorboard-squirrel]

uh…I fear I was using the ceiling for transport to dinner and for whatever reason my toe got stuck

[askpapa-1-cat]

You need only have entreated me, and consider it already dealt with! Removed by my hand, with all due care 😸

[peemos-floorboard-squirrel]

I did invite you to dine, and yet your seat remained empty. Have you an explanation?

@askpapa-1-cat

I was there…just not in my chair…I got stuck on the ceiling…did you not hear my cries for help?

[askpapa-1-cat]

I must inquire… what business had you upon the ceiling?