HELLO, OPERATOR...? GET ME THE INTERNET

In which I roleplay the sentient shade of blue from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

[plaidos]

they’re called from software cause that’s what they make the games out of

[thatsbelievable]

[kingjamesprogramming]

then shall they call upon me, but I will not cause any information to be accumulated on the stack.

[karvina]

le critique du nostalgie

[karvina]

le nerd furieux des jeux-vidéo

[writingraccoon]

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

[vzm]

we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

[recuperationdisliker]

it is literally one of the most normal things

[vzm]

you can’t even begin to understand how insane water is

[yurinullification]

carbonmonoxidealarmgirl beeping incessantly because you're not giving her enough attention. and for other reasons

[skunkes]

if you dislike your art that much why do you keep making it?

hope this helps

[crazy-brazilian]

[utafumi]

[peerlessblue]

was gone a while

so glad to see youre all still Poasting

[roboco-san]

ship of theseus but it's a continually upgraded gaming pc first built in 1998

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aibidil]

One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard

[aibidil]

[graceofgosh]

Soda was an effervescent corn-based drink that was popular during the height of the American Empire. Regionally known as pop or coke in some provinces, it was prepared by extracting corn sugars into a thick syrup to be mixed with water

[chaotic-archaeologist]

Often dispensed from a many spouted font and served with small, rectangular blocks of ice. Some varieties of soda were thought to have energy enhancing properties.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thedreadpiratejames]

the mortifying ordeal of being known by 20,000 bees

[normal-horoscopes]

Fransisco Goya's Saturn Elbow-Dropping His Son

[normal-horoscopes]

Fransisco Goya's Saturn Slam Dunking His Son

[normal-horoscopes]

Fransisco Goya's Saturn Daigo Parrying His Son

[normal-horoscopes]

Fransisco Goya's Saturn Destroys His Son With Facts And Logic